What do you do when your wife has a problem

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

I'm serious. My wife has bladder, and colon problems. If she laughs or coughs really hard, she'll piss or sh1t herself. I'm so repulsed by this, that I'm considering divorce.

[Strike 4,120]

It is a tip that Depends.

[wiffleball 4,689]

a gentleman always hold a ladies' bowels FOR her.

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

It is a tip that Depends.

 

Yeah well, that's disgusting. I didn't marry a 75 year old.

[Recidivist 1]

Forego the make-up anal.

[dolfan06 1]

Tell her to go to the doctor.

[TheNewGirl 1,089]

If you're serious, yes, she needs to go to the doctor.

 

Has she been pregnant - just curious as some women may experience these problems after carrying or delivering a child vaginally.

[fricker66 91]

Corrective surgery.

[Chronic Husker 85]

some women may experience these problems after carrying or delivering a child vaginally.

As opposed to delivering how?

 

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Tell her to go to the doctor.

 

 

She set up an appointment today. She travels a ton, with her job. She stays in Evansville IN, alot of the time, and travels around that region. She told me today, that she was driving, started laughing at a conversation that she was having on the phone, and sh1t herself.

[brinett9 0]

Happens to my wife too.

 

Getting older is partly about little things in the body not working quite right any more.

 

Get used to it.

[fricker66 91]

As opposed to delivering in what form?

 

 

C-Section

[brinett9 0]

As opposed to delivering in what form?

 

Caesarian.

[wiffleball 4,689]

Whatever you do, don't tickle her when she's naked.

 

And - buy her plenty of allergy medicine!

 

I think we've all 'snarted' at one point or another.

 

 

 

"aaahhhh-pffffffft!!!! "

 

 

{geshundeit?}

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

Thanks, Oops I crapped my pants!

[brinett9 0]

Stock up on really good jokes for your next trip to the beach.

[wiffleball 4,689]

She set up an appointment today. She travels a ton, with her job. She stays in Evansville IN, alot of the time, and travels around that region. She told me today, that she was driving, started laughing at a conversation that she was having on the phone, and sh1t herself.

 

 

I don't know why I can't stop laughing in this thread. I had to get up and close my door I was laughing so hard.

 

 

 

 

...hope I don't wet myself...

[TheNewGirl 1,089]

As opposed to delivering how?

 

 

C-section.

 

 

Ass.

[Chronic Husker 85]

C-section.

Ass.

 

Well, which is it?

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

you could seriously get anything you want. If she says no you can tickle till she tinkles or worse

[Snuff 10]

Is your wife a big woman?

[wiffleball 4,689]

Next time she doesn't make it to the bafroom, try rubbing her nose in it and yelling "bad dog! bad bad dog!"

at her.

[TheNewGirl 1,089]

 

Well, which is it?

 

C-section as another delivery option.

 

You're an ass.

 

TIA.

HTH.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

I'm serious. My wife has bladder, and colon problems. If she laughs or coughs really hard, she'll piss or sh1t herself. I'm so repulsed by this, that I'm considering divorce.

I had a dog like that one time.

 

ETA wiffle

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

She's always had the bladder problem, only not as severe. The sh1tting problem is just too much though.

[Franknbeans 46]

She set up an appointment today. She travels a ton, with her job. She stays in Evansville IN, alot of the time, and travels around that region. She told me today, that she was driving, started laughing at a conversation that she was having on the phone, and sh1t herself.

that's hot

[Rusty Syringes 478]

As opposed to delivering how?

 

 

Cromagnon Husker strikes again.

 

[randandy 0]

you might want to change your wifes diet, maybe your feeding her the wrong food.

 

i had a similar problem with my wife once and i switched to 'purina no sh1t'

 

and if you call now we'll also throw in a 4 lb bag of 'kibbles and stop pissing pants'

[hoytdwow 202]

As opposed to delivering how?

 

 

Facially

[MLCKAA 421]

I'm serious. My wife has bladder, and colon problems. If she laughs or coughs really hard, she'll piss or sh1t herself. I'm so repulsed by this, that I'm considering divorce.

 

 

Take her to see a gastroenterologist. My wife has Crohn's disease and it has been very educational for me to go to her appointments with the gastro doctor.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Stop shoving the big end of the Jack Daniels bottle up her arse and she wouldn't crap herself when she sneezes

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Stop shoving the big end of the Jack Daniels bottle up her arse and she wouldn't crap herself when she sneezes

 

 

Noted.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Noted.

 

 

 

 

 

Glad I could be of help.

[porkbutt 873]

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Man, you got nothing to worry about. I piss my pants and sh|t myself doing nothing

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I was my ass off reading this thread.

 

If you are serious, then she needs to go to a doctor. We are the last people to ask on something like that.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

Tell her to stop focking the other dude, he is obviously too big for her.....

[sawilson 1]

I was my ass off reading this thread.

 

If you are serious, then she needs to go to a doctor. We are the last people to ask on something like that.

My sentiments exactly!!!

[porkbutt 873]

I was my ass off reading this thread.

 

If you are serious, then she needs to go to a doctor. We are the last people to ask on something like that.

seriously Q. i think you should start thinking about a new alias ASAP.

[phillybear 365]

2 corks.

 

HTH.