Vikings4ever 568 Posted September 8, 2006 Damn, what a rack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted September 8, 2006 ETA: She's got nice legs too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Id love me some of her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted September 8, 2006 over rated dude...you would be done in nano seconds if you even came within smelling distance of her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBZFan2K 0 Posted September 8, 2006 over rated No, that would be Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted September 8, 2006 Very over-rated. She has a man-face. I think her stupidity makes her uglier to me though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Very over-rated. She has a man-face.I think her stupidity makes her uglier to me though Face down, arse up, thats the way we like to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 8, 2006 Very over-rated. She has a man-face.I think her stupidity makes her uglier to me though THANK You reality yeah she has a rack but racks are a dime a dozen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted September 8, 2006 yeah she has a rack but racks are a dime a dozen It's to distract you from the stupidity. It may be magnified a bit by her celebrity by I still think she's purdy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 8, 2006 It may be magnified a bit by her celebrity by I still think she's purdy. Oh yeah - thats a resuscitation call you'd respond to yourself ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Oh yeah - thats a resuscitation call you'd respond to yourself ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,061 Posted September 8, 2006 Very over-rated. She has a man-face.I think her stupidity makes her uglier to me though Are you kidding? I think that adds a hammerability to her. I don't want to marry the two-bit, I just want to use her as a life sized condom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirty dug 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Are you kidding? I think that adds a hammerability to her. I don't want to marry the two-bit, I just want to use her as a life sized condom. Interesting, her man-face makes her more hammerable to you. I agree, she's got a man-face. I'd still donkey punch her, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted September 8, 2006 If anyone here says they wouldn't hit it/date/marry Jessica Simpson, they are either gay, already married or a focking liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted September 8, 2006 seriously??? no link yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 No matter how hot she is....somewhere, right now, some dood is sick of her sh!t...... HTH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted September 8, 2006 seriously??? no link yet? Yeah seriously, WTF? I find her hot though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 Yeah seriously, WTF? I find her hot though I think we have a common ground to build on here.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,843 Posted September 8, 2006 terribly over-rated talentwise. but she's dumb, hot, blonde, rich and has huge cans, what's there not to like on a sexual level? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted September 8, 2006 pics link Holy Crap that page is loaded with stuff. I will never get any work done today. also. Hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted September 8, 2006 I think we have a common ground to build on here.... I find her hot and totally fockable even when she isn't all done up and she's wearing sweats and talking about her smelly ass. When she is all done up she looks very classy and beautiful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,037 Posted September 8, 2006 vid link Anyone who says they wouldn't hit that until their cack fell off is a lying sack of poo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted September 8, 2006 If anyone here says they wouldn't hit it/date/marry Jessica Simpson, they are either gay, already married or a focking liar. Call me a liar then, I could care less how famous or rich she is, I'd never marry that broad. I've had my fill of hot, stupid b!tches, thanks. I'd knock the dust off that however, even with her man face and butt chin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted September 8, 2006 I've had my fill of hot, stupid b!tches, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 8, 2006 Very over-rated. She has a man-face. So you're saying she has a face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STBootleg 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Awaiting a facial? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjj 0 Posted September 8, 2006 I liked her b4 she got super-famous. I think she was on like the Neil Diamond Christmas Special (fo figure) or something like that. I feel in love. But she was normal back then. Gorgeous girl-next-door type and good personality. I'm in the totally turned off camp now. I'd hit it though of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 No, that would be Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera. I don't know how anyone could possibly consider Christina Aguilera overrated and Jessica Simpson not. Christina may be a skank, but that girl can sing. John Mayer breaks up with Jessica Simson; thinks she's a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 8, 2006 I don't know how anyone could possibly consider Christina Aguilera overrated and Jessica Simpson not. Christina may be a skank, but that girl can sing. Uh, Jessy, we're not really discussing which one we'd rather sing duet with here, if you follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Uh, Jessy, we're not really discussing which one we'd rather sing duet with here, if you follow. She's still far more overrated than Christina. Jessica seems like she'd just lay there and stare at the ceiling. Christina is a freak and you know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 She's still far more overrated than Christina. Jessica seems like she'd just lay there and stare at the ceiling. Christina is a freak and you know it. Which is why I want them both at the same time, I think all women have the "freak" in them, they just need the proper skanky friend to evoke it from them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 8, 2006 She's still far more overrated than Christina. Jessica seems like she'd just lay there and stare at the ceiling. Christina is a freak and you know it. This is true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Which is why I want them both at the same time, I think all women have the "freak" in them, they just need the proper skanky friend to evoke it from them. You must subscribe to the "all women are one drink away from a lesbian experience theory," too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,628 Posted September 8, 2006 You must subscribe to the "all women are one drink away from a lesbian experience theory," too. Whew!!! I thought it was just me!!! Good to know it's a theory out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Whew!!! I thought it was just me!!! Good to know it's a theory out there. Well, I've heard it enough that I figure I can extrapolate it out to a wider population. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 You must subscribe to the "all women are one drink away from a lesbian experience theory," too. Well, not one drink away, but I think its in there. I have tested this in the past, with a simple exercise. For the guys: dating or married, get your girl out in a club w/you. You can start by asking her what type of guy in the club appeals to her and why, act like you are interested in her and her thoughts/concerns, pretend to be interested in her likes/dislikes. She will likely ask you to do the same, try not to pick a woman that would intimidate her, pick one that you are pretty sure she would not consider "competitiion". Then, move the conversation to asking her what woman SHE thinks is hot etc, and then slowly move into the conversation toward which one she would kiss, then keep going always taking care not to step across the line she isnt ready to talk about. Trust me......jsut try it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
