Spinoff: How would you bang TheNewGirl?

[kutulu 1,562]

Seriously? Olive oil, huh?

 

Thanks, NewGirl. I certainly didn't expect to find beauty tips for aging skin and wrinkles when I clicked on this thread.

 

YW.

 

Yer next

 

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

YW.

 

Yer next

 

 

[Mr. Hanky 0]

fock bump

[TheNewGirl 1,066]

fock bump

 

 

[jerryskids 5,407]

Sometimes I'd like to be a woman for one day to see what it is like to get this kind of attention.

[SUXBNME 1,355]

Sometimes I'd like to be a woman for one day

 

You are probably a lot closer then you think

[jerryskids 5,407]

You are probably a lot closer then you think

I am actually quite in touch with my feminine side. That is one reason that women like me.

[Chasers Dawg 9]

However she wants us to.

 

 

 

I'm in for that Anyone else ??

[cgod 0]

I am actually quite in touch with my feminine side. That is one reason that women like me.

I thought it was b/c you never lost at FF.

[jerryskids 5,407]

I thought it was b/c you never lost at FF.

I said "one" reason. Please keep up.

[OD99 0]

LOL, thanks.

 

There are a few things I use on my skin that have allowed it to show some improvement...Olive Oil is one of them...sounds odd, but it seriously can brighten your skin, get rid of fine lines, and blotchiness...

 

Google "OCM" and you can get more info if you're interested. It uses basically Olive Oil and Castor Oil.

 

You know what else is good for your skin right? It also falls in line with the South Beach diet - almost all protein!!

 

Tough choice...mouth or face?

 

[cgod 0]

I said "one" reason. Please keep up.

 

I am sofa king

We taught it

 

The FF record is obviously the primary reason though.

[kutulu 1,562]

Sometimes I'd like to be a woman for one day to see what it is like to get this kind of attention.

 

If she really wants some attention, there's this thing I heard of...not quite sure how you pronounce it, but I think it's called

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

American Bukkake!!!

[lambert58 56]

Out of respect for this lovely woman I will not bang her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I will however sit in a chair next to her with my pants around my ankles as she bangs herself with a huge glass donger.

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

I'd spin her right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round baby, right round.

[texasmouth 1]

Im so happy this thread went 3 pages..........

 

 

 

 

I wonder how many of the same people on here have all ready rubbed one out to one of her pictures anyway?

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

Im so happy this thread went 3 pages..........

I wonder how many of the same people on here have all ready rubbed one out to one of her pictures anyway?

 

it's a couple past one, but who's counting.

[BMoney 0]

Im so happy this thread went 3 pages..........

I wonder how many of the same people on here have all ready rubbed one out to one of her pictures anyway?

 

 

youre thinking about whos been jerkin the merkin?...

 

 

focus....

[cinciman7 2]

[Concrete Charlie 0]

That hungry, little married slut, flashin' her butt all over the internet, teasing all the boys, c'mon, she'd hafta take it straight, let her old man say she had it coming, dust her broom real good.

Ping pong love, she'd have the ball, i'd have the paddles.

[Big_Pete 0]

however she wanted it is the correct answer to the original question.

[ProfessorZ 0]

I've come to this thread several times trying to come up with a creative answer, and can't think of one.

 

I finally figured out why. Because stupid attention wh0re threads like these suck. I'd bang her with my erect pen1s. I'd probably spooge on or in her with the stupidest look on my face possible, and then I'd fall asleep while the juices on my limp cack crusting up to glue it to the side of my leg, and I'd be so happy I wouldn't care. All of this would take between 5 minutes and 6 hours, depending on what drugs I was on.

 

Also I have no idea who TheNewGirl is and you know what? It doesn't matter.

 

The End.

[kutulu 1,562]

Because stupid attention wh0re threads like these suck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[patweisers44 710]

simply put, i would split her like aces against the dealers bust card

[TheNewGirl 1,066]

I've come to this thread several times trying to come up with a creative answer, and can't think of one.

 

I finally figured out why. Because stupid attention wh0re threads like these suck. I'd bang her with my erect pen1s. I'd probably spooge on or in her with the stupidest look on my face possible, and then I'd fall asleep while the juices on my limp cack crusting up to glue it to the side of my leg, and I'd be so happy I wouldn't care. All of this would take between 5 minutes and 6 hours, depending on what drugs I was on.

 

Also I have no idea who TheNewGirl is and you know what? It doesn't matter.

 

The End.

 

 

Hmmm. Take time out of your Dodge building schedule to come up with this? No wonder Dodge's suck.

[ProfessorZ 0]

I would talk to her, like say something like "Hey NewGirl, what's up?" and she'd say "Nothing much what's up with you?" And I'd say "My pen1s, because I have a boner" and she'd be all "Well let me see what I can do about that" and I'd be all "No way, let me see what I can do about this first" and I'd sit her down on a recliner or a sofa, or maybe the floor, and I'd put my head between her legs and lick her labia for 30 to 45 minutes, then I'd fall asleep.

As a secret admirer of all things dolfan, this post really disappointed me. I was expecting a witty non sequitur having nothing to do with sexing up TNG and everything to do with dolfan's ability to sum up banal threads. Instead I get licking a labia until unconsciousness. Wait a minute. Nevermind. Oh that subtle and wily dolfan! This thread is like a bunch of internet losers licking TNG's ego (which, as we all know, is located in her breasts and labia) until they stupidly pass out without satisfying themselves!

 

Oh that dolfan. He worketh in mysterious ways!

[kutulu 1,562]

That's what it is!

[edjr 5,718]

I've come to this thread several times trying to come up with a creative answer, and can't think of one.

 

I finally figured out why. Because stupid attention wh0re threads like these suck. I'd bang her with my erect pen1s. I'd probably spooge on or in her with the stupidest look on my face possible, and then I'd fall asleep while the juices on my limp cack crusting up to glue it to the side of my leg, and I'd be so happy I wouldn't care. All of this would take between 5 minutes and 6 hours, depending on what drugs I was on.

 

Also I have no idea who TheNewGirl is and you know what? It doesn't matter.

 

The End.

 

[kutulu 1,562]

 

fockbump

[texasmouth 1]

Gotta keep this one going........

[hoytdwow 202]

I'd wrap my ballsack in electrical tape then use it to fock her ass while I focked her poosay with my cack.

 

 

 

Thread over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saw this in a pron once

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

This thread has staying power. Like Viagra infused pen|s.

[texasmouth 1]

This thread has staying power. Like Viagra infused pen|s.

And you would be the authority on that, as many of them as you have had in your a$$.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

And you would be the authority on that, as many of them as you have had in your a$$.

Hey, I wasn't the one talking about getting it from behind like you were in that other thread. I'll thank you very much to stop projecting your gay fantasies on me.

[texasmouth 1]

Hey, I wasn't the one talking about getting it from behind like you were in that other thread. I'll thank you very much to stop projecting your gay fantasies on me.

Hey, you started it.

[jerryskids 5,407]

I'm heading to the airport to fly to Sacramento now.

 

Seriously.  Have a good day geeks!

[edjr 5,718]

threads like this are why this board has gone into the crapper.

[kutulu 1,562]

threads like this are why this board has gone into the crapper.

 

[kutulu 1,562]

I'd glaze her like a donut.

[kutulu 1,562]

Doggy-style

 

 

With her head in the fridge.