So you're stuck on a deserted island . . .

[tony hardware 0]

You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime:

 

You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it:

 

1) Donuts and coffee

2) Pizza and coke

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

4) Fruit and water

5) Pvssy

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

2) Sportscenter

3) Playstation/Xbox

4) Newspaper

5) FFToday

 

You can bring one person:

1) Your spouse

2) McGyver

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Michael Phelps

5) Jessica Alba

 

I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months).

[joneo 532]

Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER!!

 

FFToday

 

Alba.

[TheNewGirl 1,057]

Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER!!

 

FFToday

 

Alba.

 

[Big Blue 06 195]

Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer

 

Playstation/Xbox

 

Jessica Alba.

[TheNewGirl 1,057]

You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime:

 

You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it:

 

1) Donuts and coffee

2) Pizza and coke

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

4) Fruit and water

5) Pvssy

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

2) Sportscenter

3) Playstation/Xbox

4) Newspaper

5) FFToday

 

You can bring one person:

1) Your spouse

2) McGyver

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Michael Phelps

5) Jessica Alba

 

I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months).

[phillybear 365]

1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you.

 

2. Network television - there should be enough channels in rotation to keep me entertained for the duration.

 

3. MacGuyver - I'd beat him to death, build a nice fire, and eat his flesh. MacGuyver, with his rubberbands, paper clips, and straws mixed together to make a focking bomb. Tool. After making soup, I'd skull fock his head.

[Vikings4ever 496]

Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer

 

Playstation/Xbox

 

Jessica Alba.

[Jeremy 0]

You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime:

 

You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it:

 

1) Donuts and coffee

2) Pizza and coke can I get Pepsi instead of Coke?

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

4) Fruit and water

5) Pvssy

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

2) Sportscenter

3) Playstation/Xbox

4) Newspaper

5) FFToday

 

You can bring one person:

1) Your spouse

2) McGyver

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Michael Phelps

5) Jessica Alba

[DaWeffa 0]

You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime:

 

You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it:

 

1) Donuts and coffee

2) Pizza and coke

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

4) Fruit and water

5) Pvssy

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

2) Sportscenter

3) Playstation/Xbox

4) Newspaper

5) FFToday

 

You can bring one person:

1) Your spouse

2) McGyver

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Michael Phelps

5) Jessica Alba

 

I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months).

[kutulu 1,561]

1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you.

 

Plus you want to look good for the homos.

[frank 2,165]

If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up.

[Jessy 0]

Honestly, if I have beer and Michael Phelps, I really don't think I'd need anything else for entertainment. I'd better say network TV, though, just in case.

[Cdub100 3,442]

2) Pizza and coke - This is all i eat now

 

1) Network television - So I can watch Lost

 

5) Jessica Alba -So I can do this all day

[DanXIII 8]

You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime:

 

You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it:

 

1) Donuts and coffee

2) Pizza and coke

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

4) Fruit and water

5) Pvssy

 

3. Beer has water in it and we need water...and of course we need beer.

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

2) Sportscenter

3) Playstation/Xbox

4) Newspaper

5) FFToday

 

5) FFToday (if it includes admin privileges so I can delete this lame alias).

 

You can bring one person:

1) Your spouse

2) McGyver

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Michael Phelps

5) Jessica Alba

 

Jessica Alba (obvious reasons)

[jackie sherrill 0]

If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up.

 

[Guest Black Label Society]

Burgers and Beer

FFtoday so I can have some interaction with other humans

Jennifer Tilly - bigger boobies.

[NewbieJr 541]

I would think you'd lose your sense of time if stranded on a desert island, so I'd take FFToday as my entertainment source.

That way, I'd always know it was Sunday because the board would be down.

 

(all respects to Kutulu)

[Big_Pete 0]

Naturally it's Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER

Network TV (assuming that you have electricity on this deserted island, cause then I still get my Broncos games)

And naturally Jessica Alba assuming I still get to eat the pvssy on her instead of one of my food choices.

I'll end up making razor blades out of rocks so she can keep well maintained down there

[bno70_1 0]

Can I not get saved by a gay Tom Cruise?

 

What was the question?

[Big Blue 06 195]

If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up.

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

tony hardware = yostevo

[kutulu 1,561]

I would think you'd lose your sense of time if stranded on a desert island, so I'd take FFToday as my entertainment source.

That way, I'd always know it was Sunday because the board would be down.

 

(all respects to Kutulu)

 

 

Was this a dig at me? I don't get it. I wish I wasn't a retard.

[tony hardware 0]

tony hardware = yostevo

 

No way. This guy is a tool. How can you still think I'm an alias.

[naomi 348]

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

 

Need the iron. Beer is actually good for you in moderation. Healthiest beverage choice next to water.

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

 

You can bring one person:

5) Jessica Alba

 

since McGyver is fictional, if he wasn't maybe him but the gay cruise is the ultimate ticket off apparently, no help from McGyver, so Conan or Alba. No attraction to the guys and hearing about Alba's life might be interesting, so probably her.

[jerryskids 5,340]

I'd let Jessica decide on the first two. Because I am such a sweet guy and all.

[tony hardware 0]

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

 

Need the iron. Beer is actually good for you in moderation. Healthiest beverage choice next to water.

 

You can only bring one thing for entertainment:

 

1) Network television

 

You can bring one person:

4) Jessica Alba

 

since McGyver is fictional, if he wasn't maybe him but the gay cruise is the ultimate ticket off apparently, no help from McGyver, so Conan or Alba. No attraction to the guys and hearing about Alba's life might be interesting, so probably her.

 

But McGuyver could fashion you a desalinization tank and then you could pick the beer sans guilt knowing you'll have fresh water. Maybe he could widdle you a toofbrush too, or something else practical.

[naomi 348]

But McGuyver could fashion you a desalinization tank and then you could pick the beer sans guilt knowing you'll have fresh water. Maybe he could widdle you a toofbrush too, or something else practical.

 

Hmmm, good defense for him. Will go with him.

[NewbieJr 541]

Was this a dig at me? I don't get it. I wish I wasn't a retard.

No, man, no dig at you. I didn't know if you had the dancing banana copywritten yet.

[kutulu 1,561]

No, man, no dig at you. I didn't know if you had the dancing banana copywritten yet.

 

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[stop talking cheerleader 0]

1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you.

 

2. Network television - there should be enough channels in rotation to keep me entertained for the duration.

 

3. MacGuyver - I'd beat him to death, build a nice fire, and eat his flesh. MacGuyver, with his rubberbands, paper clips, and straws mixed together to make a focking bomb. Tool. After making soup, I'd skull fock his head.

 

Same although I would want my SO or a young hot MacGuyver...a full service kind of thing

[joneo 532]

 

 

You weren't one of the choices.

[texasmouth 1]

Fruit and water

 

Sportscenter

 

Wife

 

 

Not much different than my everyday life, except on a deserted island.....

[edjr 5,656]

No I'm not, but thanks for asking.

[Chronic Husker 85]

No way. This guy is a tool. How can you still think I'm an alias.

I don't think you're an alias. About three or four years ago, yostevo posted about 1000 "stuck on a desert island" topics.

 

I ended up with Kirsten Dunst, Animal Farm, unlimited toilet paper, Rusty (you know, for company), a badmitton set, Chef Boyardee mini-ravioli, all the vodka I can drink, and a Gillette 3 blade razor with aloe.

[davebg 0]

Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer

 

Playstation/Xbox

 

Jessica Alba.

Agreed.

 

Eating that food will hopefully make me a fart machine that is too fat to make me attractive to any members of my rescue party.

 

Meanwhile, Jessica and I can play some fun video games between BJs.

 

And before anyone says, "oh, how can you not take Mrs. DaveBG"...well, let's just say Mrs. daveBG isn't exactly the roughing it type. She wouldn't deal very well w/a weekend camping, let alone being stranded on a deserted island.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

1) Network television

5) Jessica Alba

 

It was tough b/t pizza and soda and the beer, but beer wins out.

[tony hardware 0]

I ended up with Kirsten Dunst, Animal Farm, unlimited toilet paper, Rusty (you know, for company), a badmitton set, Chef Boyardee mini-ravioli, all the vodka I can drink, and a Gillette 3 blade razor with aloe.

 

It's all so clear now. Well, I'd have to say it was a score for you on the badmitton set. I would take the vodka if it was hawaii where I could get me some pineapple.

[babycakes 0]

Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer

Network television

McGyver