surferskin 30 Posted December 15, 2006 i impregnated the wife. alsoimaskeered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 774 Posted December 15, 2006 HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cmhette threw up 3 times in our bed last night, there's something to look forward to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted December 15, 2006 CONGRATS! Sell the truck, you're gonna need the money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,717 Posted December 15, 2006 Take good care of my kid, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,561 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats to me for dodging another bullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted December 15, 2006 Are you sure it's not mine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 15, 2006 Take good care of my kid, thanks. lets all hope he/she looks like the mom then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 15, 2006 Sorry about that. I meant to pull out, but I guess I forgot congrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 15, 2006 So you finally slipped one past the goalie? Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 692 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats man! mmmmm...juicebox threw up last night too and has been coughing sick the last couple days. That part sucks the rest is focking b!tchin. I love being a dad !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted December 15, 2006 This is why I go to SLEEP when I'm drunk . . . CONGRATS! please be a boy, please be a boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 128 Posted December 15, 2006 Whens the due date? I just found out last week my wife is pregnant as well (I'm sure someone in here is responsible) Mine is due Aug. 12 (right in the middle of fantasy draft season.....terrible timing...lol!) I told the wife we had to name the child "Fantasy" shotdown! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted December 15, 2006 Congratulations, and good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 15, 2006 this is great...on the occasion that i announce that my wife pregnant, everyone tells me they've been sleeping with her. you gotta love the geek club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats SirForeskin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted December 15, 2006 You might want to change your handle, cause there will be no more early morning surfing for you! Congrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted December 15, 2006 Your wife is hot. Hopefully she doesn't turn into a tank-ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 15, 2006 Whens the due date? I just found out last week my wife is pregnant as well (I'm sure someone in here is responsible) Mine is due Aug. 12 (right in the middle of fantasy draft season.....terrible timing...lol!) I told the wife we had to name the child "Fantasy" shotdown! not sure yet, we just found out yesterday but she doesn't go to the doctor for the "official" OB appointment until the beginning of next month. she did some kind of internet clock and it came out to be Aug. 22nd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 15, 2006 this is great...on the occasion that i announce that my wife pregnant, everyone tells me they've been sleeping with her. you gotta love the geek club I would have told you sooner, but I thought you might be upset Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 128 Posted December 15, 2006 not sure yet, we just found out yesterday but she doesn't go to the doctor for the "official" OB appointment until the beginning of next month. she did some kind of internet clock and it came out to be Aug. 22nd. That's kind of close....hey maybe we'll have twins, lol! Is this your first? I have two with my ex-wife.........this will be my wifes first. We're pretty excited. If it's your first, I have the best advice you'll get........ENJOY EVERY moment. My kids are 10 and 11 and they grew so fast. I really plan on enjoying every moment of this one....my last one.....I hope!! In any event, congrats!!! ALOT of work, but massive rewards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,717 Posted December 15, 2006 Your wife is hot. Hopefully she doesn't turn into a tank-ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 15, 2006 That's kind of close....hey maybe we'll have twins, lol! Is this your first? I have two with my ex-wife.........this will be my wifes first. We're pretty excited. If it's your first, I have the best advice you'll get........ENJOY EVERY moment. My kids are 10 and 11 and they grew so fast. I really plan on enjoying every moment of this one....my last one.....I hope!! In any event, congrats!!! ALOT of work, but massive rewards! yep, it's our first which obviously makes this exciting. i guess i'm as ready as i'll ever be. good luck to you as well. this should be interesting. Your wife is hot. Hopefully she doesn't turn into a tank-ass. no joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted December 15, 2006 more future chickenhawks Congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted December 15, 2006 Sleep all that you can untill Aug. 22! It's all over after that. If they won't stop screaming it's an ear infection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted December 15, 2006 I look forward to seeing you and 8 other guys on Maury to find out who really is the baby's daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats to you and your wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats ... ...or T&P...I'm not really sure which. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,963 Posted December 15, 2006 Congrats. I hope mental retardation skips a generation and your kid ends up alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 532 Posted December 15, 2006 You can be the Daddy, but I'm the father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted December 15, 2006 It wasn't me, I only nailed your Mom. Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turbo742003 0 Posted December 15, 2006 HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cmhette threw up 3 times in our bed last night, there's something to look forward to A child that young can't handle swill like natty light, try switching to something that costs more than $10 a case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
