GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 Not advice, really, but I want suggestions of something funny to say in dumping a chick. the situation: Older chick does whatever I want, she's clingy, no kids, great in the sack, bootiful for sure, but getting to be annoying. I've said all along I wasn't interested in a serious thing right now. Just wanted to have fun. But she's all gone and fallen for me. I keep my distance cept for when I need action which is where we have greta chemistry. We've been doing this all summer. She's a blonde girly-girl...with a masters degree. Well, today I stop by her office and she drops this on me whilst making out: You need to come to a decision about me emotionally. I can't wait much longer for you. Me: Ok I considered saying: I'd like to punt. The decision is easy. So I need something to say that we'd find funny, but she wouldn't get. Of course outlandish hilarity is appreciated. Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,695 Posted October 15, 2007 Dumpsville, Population: You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 Dumpsville, Population: You that's what I'm talkin bout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted October 15, 2007 Tell her you have gonorrhea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted October 15, 2007 how about "I am a man, therefore I am an ######. I used you and never cared about you." The truth is always better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 15, 2007 Dumpsville, Population: You Nice start to this thread. kutulu = One of the geek club's best posters.........EVER!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted October 15, 2007 just deflate it and throw it in the closet. You're making this too complicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted October 15, 2007 You: "So, you are telling me that I should either sh!t or get off the pot." Her: "Yes, I am" You: "Well, pass the toilet paper because I am outta here." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,796 Posted October 15, 2007 Older chick I can't wait much longer for you. ...Looks to me you can't wait much longer for just about anything... ____________________________________________ or: More Subtly: Get her a lifetime subscription to E-Harmony.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 how about "I am a man, therefore I am an ######. I used you and never cared about you." The truth is always better. dayam when you put it like it is I almost feel bad. almost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 ...Looks to me you can't wait much longer for just about anything... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted October 15, 2007 dayam when you put it like it is I almost feel bad.almost You're a guy. No you don't. Not even almost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 You're a guy. No you don't. Not even almost. sometimes common sense evades the sharpest of us. thanks for talking me down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted October 15, 2007 how about "I am a man, therefore I am an ######. I used you and never cared about you." The truth is always better. I've said all along I wasn't interested in a serious thing right now. How about repeating what you have said ALL ALONG and make sure the stupid biatch understands? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Here's a good way to dump a chick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7gk9GnGiQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 15, 2007 Just tell her the truth, that you are ghey. No need to lie, and no one goes away hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted October 15, 2007 Tell her you can't imagine being in a serious relationship with a girl that doesn't prefer anal, because that's your thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 I've said all along I wasn't interested in a serious thing right now. How about repeating what you have said ALL ALONG and make sure the stupid biatch understands? Slow down there, Chaulky. What makes you think this chick is the only one ever born with a scant bit of common sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted October 15, 2007 Slow down there, Chaulky. What makes you think this chick is the only one ever born with a scant bit of common sense? That's not your fault. I would do it Rodeo style - get her doggy style and lean forward into her ear and whisper "You sure are a stupid biatch. As soon as I am done focking, you are outta here". Then hold on for 8 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Slow down there, Chaulky. What makes you think this chick is the only one ever born with a scant bit of common sense? Zactly, why would she be dating you if she had common sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted October 15, 2007 That's not your fault. I would do it Rodeo style - get her doggy style and lean forward into her ear and whisper "You sure are a stupid biatch. As soon as I am done focking, you are outta here". Then hold on for 8 seconds. First good LOL of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,796 Posted October 15, 2007 How about taking her out to a bar to discuss your relationship and ordering a nice glass of scotch. Then, while swirling the scotch very delicately and gazing at its velvety brown hue, you simply observe that: "The thing I like about Scotch is the older it gets the better it tastes. Possay? Not so much." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 15, 2007 How about taking her out to a bar to discuss your relationship and ordering a nice glass of scotch. Then, while swirling the scotch very delicately and gazing at its velvety brown hue, you simply observe that: "The thing I like about Scotch is the older it gets the better it tastes. Possay? Not so much." That would certainly be a shocker for her since I haven't taken her out once yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,796 Posted October 15, 2007 That would certainly be a shocker for her since I haven't taken her out once yet. Well see? That'd be even better. It's like your boss taking you out to lunch for the first time and you thinking "Woo Hoo! I'm getting promoted!" ..and then he fires you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted October 15, 2007 That would certainly be a shocker for her since I haven't taken her out once yet. Now you're thinking.....incorporate The Shocker in some way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,619 Posted October 15, 2007 That would certainly be a shocker for her since I haven't taken her out once yet. If you've been focking her all summer and you haven't taken her out once, then she's an idiot for giving it up so easily. What a focking slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,941 Posted October 15, 2007 Whatever you do, leave her with a bit more to be self conscious about. If you know what she's sensitive about go ahead and pick on it. If you're not sure, just pick something that she's likely a little sensitive about like t!ts. If she doesn't have any blame the break up on her teeny t!tties. If she's missing a leg that would be a good one to go after too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 15, 2007 Do it while she's going down on you, that way she can't say anything back. Just say something witty like, "I'm coming. You're going." and let that be the end of it. Just make sure she doesn't bite you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gratefulted 14 Posted October 15, 2007 She may be "older" , clingy and slutty but be gentle with her, she's still your mother for christ sake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted October 15, 2007 Introduce her to your new lover named Barry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted October 16, 2007 If you've been focking her all summer and you haven't taken her out once, then she's an idiot for giving it up so easily. What a focking slut. Amen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 16, 2007 Amen focking sluts>>>>>>gold-digging, self-centered, money grubbing, non-fockin beeyatches. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,695 Posted October 16, 2007 Nice start to this thread. kutulu = One of the geek club's best posters.........EVER!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 16, 2007 If you've been focking her all summer and you haven't taken her out once, then she's an idiot for giving it up so easily. What a focking slut. So you're assuming that I'm a great fock which a girl would be crazy to give up? TNG is alrite today's update is: she was in meetings with some staff and corporate peeps while I was there. So no change. Tomorrow is a 50/50 if I'll stop in or not. We always get together on the weekends, but I'm definitely not going to dump her at my house. It'll happen wed or thurs for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted October 16, 2007 focking sluts>>>>>>gold-digging, self-centered, money grubbing, non-fockin beeyatches. HTH well paid guys with money >>>>>>>>>>> weinies who live in their parents basement. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 16, 2007 Why don't you consider her feelings for a change, Mr. Neanderthal, and just cut her stupid focking head off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 16, 2007 Nice start to this thread. kutulu = One of the geek club's best posters.........EVER!!!!!!! kutulu is FFToday's colon. A colon full of cancer and tapeworms. A colon slowing killing it's host. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,695 Posted October 16, 2007 kutulu is FFToday's colon. A colon full of cancer and tapeworms. A colon slowing killing it's host. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted October 16, 2007 Tell her it's about time she started bringing other chicks into bed. A win-win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted October 16, 2007 Tell her it's about time she started bringing other chicks into bed. A win-win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
