Any of you lushes getting sloshed tonight?

[cmh6476 1,115]

 

 

 

wife is workin, so I figure I'd take the kids to this haunted forest deal with a haunted house and slides and a boom and other fun stuff

 

[Toro 3]

No, I have to study all weekend for a certification test on Monday.

[hoytdwow 202]

I figure I'd take the kids to this haunted forest deal with a haunted house and slides and a boom and other fun stuff

 

bring a flask o' bourbon

 

[Cdub100 3,995]

wife is workin, so I figure I'd take the kids to this haunted forest deal with a haunted house and slides and a boom and other fun stuff

 

 

Aren't your kids like 1 and 3?

 

also I'm picking up some Arrogant Bastard Ale

[cmh6476 1,115]

Aren't your kids like 1 and 3?

 

also I'm picking up some Arrogant Bastard Ale

 

 

9 mos and 2.

[wiffleball 4,797]

For various and sundry reasons, I went out M-W of this week. I'm too old for this shiit. Honestly, I just want to chillax at the casa again tonight.

 

Tomorrow, we're apparently doing Fogo De Chao - thus guaranteeing I won't be able to get drunk with about 7lbs of brazillian meats (& tasty cheese bread ) in my belly.

[Strike 5,995]

No, I have to study all weekend for a certification test on Monday.

 

Good to see you're finally getting your G.E.D

[Toro 3]

Good to see you're finally getting your G.E.D

 

Riiiiiiight....

 

http://www.sun.com/training/certification/...a_architect.xml

[surferskin 31]

yes, while wearing my spiderman costume...by the end of the night it will be covered in my own vomit.

[Toro 3]

yes, while wearing my spiderman costume...by the end of the night it will be covered in my own vomit.

 

So I guess you'll be shopping for tube socks today, eh?

[Strike 5,995]

Riiiiiiight....

 

http://www.sun.com/training/certification/...a_architect.xml

 

LOL. Even better, something you don't even need a high school diploma for, and it's for a certification to do what, work on BETA s/w? Wow....

 

edit - Oops misread....the exam itself is BETA LOL

[Toro 3]

LOL. Even better, something you don't even need a high school diploma for, and it's for a certification to do what, work on BETA s/w? Wow....

 

You are an idiot.

[surferskin 31]

So I guess you'll be shopping for tube socks today, eh?

actually, i do have to buy some red sox to complete my costume.

[phillybear 366]

yes, while wearing my spiderman costume...by the end of the night it will be covered in my own vomit.

 

And your buddies will be slinging man webs on your passed out head.

[itsjjw 1]

I am so getting sloshed and laid tonight.

[Toro 3]

I am so getting sloshed and laid tonight.

 

Surprised you'd be able to drink anything with all of those d*cks in your mouth.

[itsjjw 1]

Surprised you'd be able to drink anything with all of those d*cks in your mouth.

Are you speaking from experience?

[NorthernVike 2,094]

Are you speaking from experience?

[kutulu 1,702]

I boozed and got laid the last two nights. Tonight, 50-50 on both, I'd guess.

[Toro 3]

Are you speaking from experience?

 

The last time I saw you with that many d*cks in your mouth, you had trouble.

[AirRam 3]

I just had a beer with lunch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and not getting sloshed tonight.

[AirRam 3]

Are you speaking from experience?

 

 

Also There is no comeback for this one.

[Dick Hertz 1]

You are taking your nine month old to a haunted house?

 

 

 

 

Well guess it can't be worse than the regular home.

[Toro 3]

Also There is no comeback for this one.

 

 

I am sure I am not the first guy to get burned by that little wh0re.

[KSB2424 3,173]

If by sloshed you mean helping move the in-laws, and going to see granny at the old folks home then HELL YEAH!

[AirRam 3]

 

I am sure I am not the first guy to get burned by that little wh0re.

 

 

It is a distict posibility.

[itsjjw 1]

 

I am sure I am not the first guy to get burned by that little wh0re.

 

Don't feel bad, most women are smarter and funnier than most men.

 

and for the record: I have NEVER been with more than one guy at a time. EVER.

[donhaas 19]

Are you speaking from experience?

 

That was good....

 

'specially for an alias

[donhaas 19]

Don't feel bad, most women are smarter and funnier than most men.

 

 

Yeah, I'm going through the list of funniest women in the world -- Margaret Cho, Pam Poundstone, Kathy Griffen, Rita Rudner -- and there is just no comparison

[phillybear 366]

Don't feel bad, most women are smarter and funnier than most men.

 

I'm going to have to call bullsh!t on that one.

 

And don't use Toro as a representative of the male species. :rolleyes:

[Scooby 0]

I boozed and got laid the last two nights. Tonight, 50-50 on both, I'd guess.

 

 

I am just hoping for tonight to get the later.!!

 

I will be having a few beverages tho..!!

[itsjjw 1]

And don't use Toro as a representative of the male species. :mad:

Valid point there.

[itsjjw 1]

Yeah, I'm going through the list of funniest women in the world -- Margaret Cho, Pam Poundstone, Kathy Griffen, Rita Rudner -- and there is just no comparison

Sarah Silverman is the funniest comedian out there.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

Don't feel bad, most women are smarter and funnier than most men.

 

and for the record: I have NEVER been with more than one guy at a time. EVER.

 

 

 

Do you want to?

[footballpowers 0]

Girl I'm dating has a Birthday today (still can't say girl fr#@!nd) so I'm taking her out to dinner and a few COCKtails. After that I have a TON of friends in town for the game tomorrow so I will proceed to get hammer all night.

Wake up tomorrow and go tailgatting around 9AM and watch my Purdue Boilers kick the sh!t out of Iowa.

 

 

I'm getting too old for this!

[itsjjw 1]

Do you want to?

 

No. The is the epitomy of slutty. I have more self respect than that.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

No. The is the epitomy of slutty. I have more self respect than that.

 

 

 

Sure. Keep telling yourself that. You may actualy believe it some day

[cmh6476 1,115]

You are taking your nine month old to a haunted house?

Well guess it can't be worse than the regular home.

not really a haunted house

 

 

http://stjoechannel.com/content/community/...6&year=2007

 

 

the haunted house part is seperate

[Brad GLuckman 519]

I'll be eating dinner...then maybe hang out at the hotel bar tonight...by myself in Kansas City

 

 

I want to go home

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

I'll answer this the same way I answer all these threads. Why should tonight be any different from any other night?