MLCKAA 586 Posted November 28, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,180 Posted November 28, 2007 Earthshattering! How did you ever think of it? You should definitely email Big Pete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 28, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! She did that for me too. Except I was in her arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 74 Posted November 28, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! I taught her that move.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 28, 2007 I'm surprised she could tell her crit apart from your cack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,639 Posted November 28, 2007 Wow! I must try this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 28, 2007 Earthshattering! How did you ever think of it? You should definitely email Big Pete. Don't be sarcastic with me. I'll tell your mommy-- while I'm nailing her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 28, 2007 Wow! I must try this. Please do and tell me all about it in detail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,180 Posted November 28, 2007 Confucious says: "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 28, 2007 HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT HOOOOOOOOOLLYYYY SHIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Dude! I just did a search for this vibrator thing and this crit thing...and I found all kinds of pornography on the internet! :shocking: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,800 Posted November 28, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! Did she call from the hotel and tell you all about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted November 28, 2007 New gimmick? Dude ive been doing this for years. Guess that makes me innovative Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 42 Posted November 28, 2007 HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTHOOOOOOOOOLLYYYY SHIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Dude! I just did a search for this vibrator thing and this crit thing...and I found all kinds of pornography on the internet! There's pron on the innerwebs? When did that start and how come no one told me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 479 Posted November 28, 2007 That's not surprising, considering your pint-sized pecker's inability to get her to have her first orgasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,639 Posted November 28, 2007 Aren't you the one that suggested focking a canteloupe? Frist the canteloupe, now this new sexual gimmck? Something tells me you and the wife need to get out more...or stay in more with a movie or two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 870 Posted November 28, 2007 Rookies CAN SIZE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 29, 2007 Aren't you the one that suggested focking a canteloupe? Frist the canteloupe, now this new sexual gimmck? Something tells me you and the wife need to get out more...or stay in more with a movie or two. Well, I was home alone the weekend of the canteloupe. So, she was not involved. What's with you anyway? First you're talking about trying it, now you're harrassing me about it. Its not like I'm saying we rewrote the Kama Sutra. Just celebrating a new sex thing that was pretty enjoyable. She came so hard she had a back cramp. Maybe all the studs on here exhaust their women that way daily, but I'm just not the same kind of pern star as the rest of the Geek Club! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 29, 2007 Rookies CAN SIZE Not totally sure...they're smallish, a standard C I guess, but freaking hard as rocks with SUPERB nips. Nips nips nips. THO to die for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 74 Posted November 29, 2007 Rookies CAN SIZE Depends on if he patched the leak around the air tube.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 29, 2007 Depends on if he patched the leak around the air tube.. Inflatable friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 29, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! Your mother must of taught her this "new trick" . BTW your mom has a big cliit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted November 29, 2007 He came so hard he had a back cramp. I thought you said it was your wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 586 Posted November 29, 2007 Your mother must of taught her this "new trick" . BTW your mom has a big cliit Wow, not very creative at all. Lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 29, 2007 Wow, not very creative at all. Lame. blome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,296 Posted November 29, 2007 Last night my wife got her vibrator and put it on her c|it during intercourse and had a crazy orgasm! Do you mean that cl1toral stimulation DURING intercourse can get a woman off????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted November 29, 2007 Do you mean that cl1toral stimulation DURING intercourse can get a woman off????? That is just an urban legend my friend. It's a lie some femenist created in the 1960's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted November 29, 2007 Wow, not very creative at all. Lame. Hey, they make this cack ring thing that slips over your cack that has a bullet vibrator that tickles her clit thing while you're focking her thing. My wife thing bought one many moons ago. It's up in the closet now. I don't think we've used it for 3 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted November 29, 2007 Hey, they make this cack ring thing that slips over your cack that has a bullet vibrator that tickles her clit thing while you're focking her thing. My wife thing bought one many moons ago. It's up in the closet now. I don't think we've used it for 3 years. nothing freshens up a closet more than an old used c0ck ring.... snnnnnniffffffff.....ahhhh....that old crusty jizz smell......where is my new shirt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted November 29, 2007 Wow! I must try this. can u reach down far enough to do this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,639 Posted November 29, 2007 Well, I was home alone the weekend of the canteloupe. So, she was not involved. What's with you anyway? First you're talking about trying it, now you're harrassing me about it. Its not like I'm saying we rewrote the Kama Sutra. Just celebrating a new sex thing that was pretty enjoyable. She came so hard she had a back cramp. Maybe all the studs on here exhaust their women that way daily, but I'm just not the same kind of pern star as the rest of the Geek Club! I was kidding. Meaning, it's not really a "new" gimmick...many of us have tried it. Glad to hear that it worked so well for you and her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 29, 2007 OH MY GOD! you would not believe what happened to me. I was focking this chik in her puzzy and I noticed another hole nearby and I stuck it in there. It was awesome! I'm a bit confused though as my sperm erupted brown and smelly. Should I see a doctor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted November 29, 2007 As soon as I get a girl to agree to have sex with we I'll be trying this out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 29, 2007 I call BS. She put the vibrator in your ass, and you were transported. Don't lie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,283 Posted November 29, 2007 Women can orgasm? Meh, whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted November 29, 2007 How old is she, that she just figured that out? I knew that at 16. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 29, 2007 How old is she, that she just figured that out? I knew that at 16. I can verify this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted November 29, 2007 I can verify this. At 16, that could only have been one person. Now from 18 thru 21. It may have very well been you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted November 29, 2007 At 16, that could only have been one person. Now from 18 thru 21. It may have very well been you. You didn't go by Stretchin' Gretchen in college, did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,180 Posted November 29, 2007 How old is she, that she just figured that out? I knew that at 16. There are some women in this world that wait to have sex after they get to know someone. Maybe she is just now reaching her sexual prime and experimenting with different things. Nothing wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 29, 2007 There are some women in this world that wait to have sex after they get to know someone. Maybe she is just now reaching her sexual prime and experimenting with different things. Nothing wrong with that. wait till ms. MCLKACK finds out that 4inches isn't huge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
