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SUX, if the car broker down he knows some good mechanics

 

Big Pete, he could entertain us on the ride with his wild, whacked out bullshit stories

 

BEG, she would fit in the trunk and could be taking out to have sex with.

 

What do I win? :music_guitarred:

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edjr - we could pimp him out at all the truck stop glory holes for gas money. :unsure:

Recidivist - somebody needs to supply the booze, drugs, and protection (guns). :music_guitarred:

Let Da Big Dog Eat - we need someone older and wise to keep us out of trouble and also a designated driver. :bandana:

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kutulu - cause he brings the funny on a non stop basis, plus he's the champion of everything that has to do with good taste, so he could be very entertaining on a drive

sux - cause him and kutulu will constantly battle, and that alone is enough reason, but also, incase we have car trouble, plus he afinity for kats will make kutulu and myself even more desireable to the ladies (if that's even possible)

TNG/Tight Fittin Jeans - TNG cause she's actually pretty focking cool, and hot, and TFJ cause shes hot. Haven't talked to her yet to verify coolness though.

 

ETA: that if those pix of her aren't real, then either BEG or SAW, cause women are catty b1tches and super competitive, so they'll be more apt to fock if they think that they are the reason why the other chick isn't there.

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itsjjw - cause if those pix she posted a while ago really are of her, then she's a slammin hottie, AND we know she spreads like warm butter. it's the best of both worlds. And she obviously has no problem with guys running a train on her.

 

Link? :music_guitarred:

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Spider

Jesse

Carrie

:music_guitarred:

The whole purpose of a cross-country trip is to see this beautiful land, have a good time, party like hell, and slay as much tail during the trip as humanly possible. Why on God's green earth would you want to take a woman with you to annoy the ever living fock out of you since you are in a car with her all day and also if you are intimate with her she will cockblock you the rest of the trip. Ya'll have it all wrong. Geez. :bandana:

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Kutulu - despite his banana fetish among other things seems pretty decent

 

Sux - another poster that seems like he would be decent to have a beer with

 

Tight fittin jeans - only Geekette I have seen a picture of that looks close to hot - though BEG has a solid body :music_guitarred:

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The whole purpose of a cross-country trip is to see this beautiful land, have a good time, party like hell, and slay as much tail during the trip as humanly possible. Why on God's green earth would you want to take a woman with you to annoy the ever living fock out of you since you are in a car with her all day and also if you are intimate with her she will cockblock you the rest of the trip. Ya'll have it all wrong. Geez. :music_guitarred:

 

:bandana: :unsure:

 

My bad! I figured one could drive while I ate the other and got a BJ when I was bored, the rest of the time I could play DS w/headphones to tune them out.

 

In that light....

 

Ravens03 ~ Met him, went to some games with him, genuinely good person and fun to be around.

Wilzone~ Funny as hell, would likely create trouble if there was any boredom

Captain Lou ~ knowlegeable, great conversations about a range of topics would be possible

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Let Da Big Dog Eat - we need someone older and wise to keep us out of trouble and also a designated driver. :wall:

Take this from someone who knows him...

1: Yes, he is much older then the rest of us

2: Wiser? :lol:

3: Being that he is as big of an alkie as most of us, he would not be a very good D.D. :nono:

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SUX, if the car broker down he knows some good mechanics

 

Big Pete, he could entertain us on the ride with his wild, whacked out bullshit stories

 

BEG, she would fit in the trunk and could be taking out to have sex with.

 

What do I win? :wall:

Why do I picture you guys in a short bus? :nono:

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1: Siouxsie

2: Giants Fan

3: SilverHammer

 

Of course the trip would only last untill I found a cliff to drive off of :wall:

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Why do I picture you guys in a short bus? :wall:

Glass Houses and rocks :nono:

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If i pick rusty do that mean i'll be travelling with like 40-50 aliai??

In this exercise alia have their own identity (i.e. persona) thus each handle regardless of if it's an alias or not is unique and different. For example, if you feel silence on a long journey is good or simply enjoy playing charades, then Emoticon Only Poster may be a good choice for you. YWIA

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sawilson

BEG

cyric (he does professional video, right?)

 

:wall:

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wait, so you can have FORMER geeks? or is this a current list of people who still have accounts?

cause if memory serves me right, tight fittin jeans and emoticon only poster no longer have accounts here, so they should be out of contention right? cause that TFJ chick was pretty hot.

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like I said... "IF"...

I have my 2 write ins just incase, and another alt would be tightfittinjeans if we could have former geekets, cause she was hot

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Take this from someone who knows him...

1: Yes, he is much older then the rest of us

2: Wiser? :lol:

3: Being that he is as big of an alkie as most of us, he would not be a very good D.D. :nono:

As long as he doesn't drink enough to pass out, he can still be our man for the job. :o Also..Also...doesn't he have like 50 credit cards with zero dollar balances. Those bad boys might come in handy. :wall:

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As long as he doesn't drink enough to pass out, he can still be our man for the job. :lol: Also..Also...doesn't he have like 50 credit cards with zero dollar balances. Those bad boys might come in handy. :wall:

doesn't he want Saw in the worst way? you might want to have him and saw on your trip, cause he'd max out all 50 of those cards if he thinks it'll help his plight to get inside her pants :nono:

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doesn't he want Saw in the worst way? you might want to have him and saw on your trip, cause he's max out all 50 of those cards if he thinks it'll help his plight to get inside her pants :wall:

Pete, if you try to hijack this thread into another one about you and sawlison I will personally drive to whatever ghetto you are now living, follow you around, and steal every single woman you try to talk to out from under you. This is a promise. :nono:

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[Let Da Big Dog Eat - we need someone older and wise to keep us out of trouble and also a designated driver. :(

Old people are yucky. :ninja:

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Pete, if you try to hijack this thread into another one about you and sawlison I will personally drive to whatever ghetto you are now living, follow you around, and steal every single woman you try to talk to out from under you. This is a promise. :ninja:

I'm not trying to hijack anything. I'm leaving for work in a few minutes anyways.

and you better bring your "A" game to steal women out from under me :(

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I'm not trying to hijack anything. I'm leaving for work in a few minutes anyways.

and you better bring your "A" game to steal women out from under me :(

Work?

 

So what business are you going to roon this time Schleprock?

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SUX-Seems pretty cool and knows his car shiat.

LDBDE- Older, gives cool advice, would bust on Sux the entire time, which I would find amusing.

Kutulu- He smokes pot.

 

 

Plus, I'd be easily the best looking focker on the trip, so all the girls we meet along the way would go for me. Assuming they aren't scared off.

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RLLD- I could talk stocks with him. And he seems to be a funny guy.

 

GFIAFP- It would be interesting.

 

Kutulu- He smokes pot and so do I. We could have a fear and loathing in las vegas type of trip.

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RLLD- He could count all the overpriced houses on the way.

 

GFIAFP- It would be interesting.

 

Kutulu- He smokes pot and so do I. We could have a fear and loathing in las vegas type of trip.

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ADD1CT - We may need to make some cash along the way.

 

Giants Fan - We can get cross country on $6.75 worth of food.

 

SAW - Designated Driver

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Toughie.

 

STC - She be a blast to party with.

Sux - He'd be able to fix the car if it broke down.

??? - Which ever of you is the hottest, I would take. Purely for sexual gratification along with way.

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GF. I'd drive off of the bridge 3 times to make sure he was dead. :doh:

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??? - Which ever of you is the hottest, I would take. Purely for sexual gratification along with way.

Ooh, pick me, pick me. :doh:

 

Hi TNG, hope all is well with you. Looking forward to your response from my softball here.

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Toughie.

 

STC - She be a blast to party with.

Sux - He'd be able to fix the car if it broke down.

??? - Which ever of you is the hottest, I would take. Purely for sexual gratification along with way.

 

I finally made a list

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