Dick Hertz 1 Posted March 18, 2008 Bread, Apples, very small rocks, churches, cider, gravy, lead, a duck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted March 18, 2008 your husbands' testicles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 1 Posted March 18, 2008 This is boring...why don't you all try to guess what's in my front pocket? It was a small gift from a european delegation I hosted a few years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted March 18, 2008 a Chuck e Cheese Token Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 18, 2008 This is boring...why don't you all try to guess what's in my front pocket? It was a small gift from a european delegation I hosted a few years ago. a pen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted March 18, 2008 Okay! Okay! its time to regroup here you slapnuts. We know: 1. It fits in your palm 2. It is circular in shape 3. It is shiny 4. It is in her back pocket 5. It does not use batteries 6. It is an object that is not eatable Carry on........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 1 Posted March 18, 2008 a pen. wrong, although they did give me one of those too. It was actually made out of wood. Pretty neat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 18, 2008 Big League Geek Bait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,533 Posted March 18, 2008 Okay! Okay! its time to regroup here you slapnuts. We know: 1. It fits in your palm 2. It is circular in shape 3. It is shiny 4. It is in her back pocket 5. It does not use batteries 6. It is an object that is not eatable Carry on........... Thanks...the guesses here just amaze me, as I thought you were all smarter than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 18, 2008 Okay! Okay! its time to regroup here you slapnuts. We know: 1. It fits in your palm 2. It is circular in shape 3. It is shiny 4. It is in her back pocket 5. It does not use batteries 6. It is an object that is not eatable Carry on........... A box of Altoids soaked in AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,895 Posted March 18, 2008 A box of Altoids soaked in AIDS. The box is rectangular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted March 18, 2008 Thanks...the guesses here just amaze me, as I thought you were all smarter than this. Apparently, you don't know us that well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted March 18, 2008 a personalized license plate bearing the phrase WIDELOAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 18, 2008 The box is rectangular. Like I would know. My breath doesn't smell like ass. It actually has a lovely fermenting aroma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisanthropicAnthropoid 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Bread, Apples, very small rocks, churches, cider, gravy, lead, a duck Well said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted March 18, 2008 An Obama 08 pin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted March 18, 2008 your husband's wedding ring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishDrunk 0 Posted March 18, 2008 A peemus? Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 99 Posted March 18, 2008 Her legs. Ballgame, b!tches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 95 Posted March 18, 2008 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...astity_belt.jpg SFW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Thanks...the guesses here just amaze me, as I thought you were all smarter than this. i went out of my way to compliment your thighs, toots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barnaby Wilde 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Her legs. Ballgame, b!tches. Already been guessed doofus. How about a bus/light rail token? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted March 18, 2008 Roll of quarters so you can give out change for lap dances Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 99 Posted March 18, 2008 Already been guessed doofus.How about a bus/light rail token? You think I'd read this focking abortion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted March 18, 2008 your "I Did It!!!" button from Jenny Craig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted March 18, 2008 You think I'd read this focking abortion? yep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,900 Posted March 18, 2008 a dead fetus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted March 18, 2008 your "I Did It!!!" button from Jenny Craig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 1 Posted March 18, 2008 your "I Did It!!!" button from Jenny Craig? No this one's on her forehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted March 18, 2008 The box is rectangular. AIDS marinated bubble tape? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,533 Posted March 18, 2008 Still wrong. What's round, shiny, and can fit in your pocket? JEESUS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 18, 2008 Still wrong. What's round, shiny, and can fit in your pocket? JEESUS. A lightbulb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 1 Posted March 18, 2008 Still wrong. What's round, shiny, and can fit in your pocket? JEESUS. WHO CARES? WHO CARES? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted March 18, 2008 Still wrong. What's round, shiny, and can fit in your pocket? JEESUS. You already said it wasn't a ring or a coin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites