SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 15, 2008 I've been working my ass off the last few days rototilling, weed whacking, etc... to make some space in my back yard to put in a focking vegtable garden. (my roomates idea, not mine) He gives me this laminated schematic he made of the dimensions, what goes where, seperation, etc. and says he'll buy and take care of the sh1t if I clear and prep an appropriate area. Like a moron I agree. Here is what is going in. 8 rows of corn 4 tomato plants Garlic section Zuchini section Squash Cucumber 6 okra plants tons of various peppers Cantaloupe Shitloads of carrots 1 Avacado tree Ghey or manly? some pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted April 15, 2008 If you can convince me under 50% of that list could be used for ghey anal lovemaking, then I'll return your hetero-cred. Til then, you're gay. not that there's anything wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 426 Posted April 15, 2008 There's nothing gay about growing and eating fresh vegetables. They taste awesome and you add years to your life. To me, the whole idea just sounds pretty darn smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted April 15, 2008 Here's what's going to happen - you're going to end up with 500 cucumbers, 2000 tomatos, and nothing else. I hope you're attempting to grow sweet corn, at least. As a matter of fact, I'd probably sack the whole corn idea. It takes up too much space and probably won't even turn out. Try growing green beans. Although a pain in the ass to pick, they are way better than anything you can get in a can and relatively easy to grow. Holy crap, I'm turning into GFIAFP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted April 16, 2008 Nothin' gay about a food garden. It is productive. You can eat that stuff. Now, if it were a flowery garden that you were putting in to impress your neighbors... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted April 16, 2008 Now, if it were a flowery garden that you were putting in to impress your neighbors... I think he already posted photos of that attempt a couple years ago. FAIL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 16, 2008 I really enjoyed having a garden in Maryland. I don't have as much room or time now in Texas. Don't forget to grow some herbs. Cilantro, rosemary, sage, and the like fresh from the garden can really make a meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted April 16, 2008 Don't forget to grow some herbs. Cilantro, rosemary, sage, and the like fresh from the garden can really make a meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ERZER 0 Posted April 16, 2008 There's nothing gay about growing and eating fresh vegetables. They taste awesome and you add years to your life. To me, the whole idea just sounds pretty darn smart. Agree, but a laminated plan? If your roommate is male, then he more than likely is and you better kill off everything that resembles a potential dilDOH If a female, then you might as well marry because you're owned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,287 Posted April 16, 2008 Not ghey. I thought about this myself---corn huh? Never thought of that..Where do you live again? MN? Isn't it still too cold there? Seriously..I'm in MI and we need another week or two. I was gonna grow peppers, green beans, maybe some tomatoes and cukes but it sounds like a fock load of work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted April 16, 2008 Idea fine. Plan, totally ghey. Put any kind of tree there that gives any kind of shade and nothing else will grow. And, you can't be serious about corn. Lot's of shade f'ing up everything else and providing something that's really cheap anyway. Concentrate on stuff like tomatoes cucumbers etc that ripen at varying times so you can eat the crap instead of watching it rot. You need rhubarb so you can get wimmenz to make you strawberry rhubarb pie. And, you never have to replant that. And, F the zuchini and squash. Strait men don't eat foods that have z's or q's in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted April 16, 2008 Idea fine. Plan, totally ghey. Put any kind of tree there that gives any kind of shade and nothing else will grow. And, you can't be serious about corn. Lot's of shade f'ing up everything else and providing something that's really cheap anyway. Concentrate on stuff like tomatoes cucumbers etc that ripen at varying times so you can eat the crap instead of watching it rot. You need rhubarb so you can get wimmenz to make you strawberry rhubarb pie. And, you never have to replant that. And, F the zuchini and squash. [b]Strait men don't eat foods that have z's or q's in them[/b]. Puzzy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted April 16, 2008 Puzzy. Phag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted April 16, 2008 If by Garden Garden Garden, you were attempting to sound like the opening lyrics of Rawhides Rollin Rollin Rollin, you have not caught the ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 16, 2008 Well, at least now your cats will have some place to shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted April 16, 2008 There's nothing gay about growing and eating fresh vegetables. They taste awesome and you add years to your life. To me, the whole idea just sounds pretty darn smart. You are gay. Real men live off of beer and potato chips. Fresh vegetables are for gay hippies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted April 16, 2008 You are gay. Real men live off of beer and potato chips. Fresh vegetables are for gay hippies. You forgot red meat and hot sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 16, 2008 Well, at least now your cats will have some place to shit They have already tested it out numerous times in the past few days To anwser some other questions: Supermike - I live in NorCal. 75-80 degrees here lately ERZER - My roomate is male, but the focker just won $1600.00 in the NCAA brackets, so he's not ghey. (plus he seems to win our FF league every other year or so ) Fumble - I won't eat any of it except for the avacados and various peppers, but I agree with your statement CH - You are probably right about your assesment of what will end up growing properly IGotWorms - You, (and CH) are also correct about the faggity flower garden. Needless to say, it didn't pull in the type of pvssy that I expected SexualHarrasmentPanda - I think that he (roomate) is going to put some herbs in.. Me2006 and LTBDE - Suck my elbow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted April 16, 2008 Dood, you live in O'vale. The urge to farm was bound to hit you at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 16, 2008 Dood, you live in O'vale. The urge to farm was bound to hit you at some point. No sh1t, huh I'm starting to feel an urge to try some crank. All I'm doing is getting the yard ready to farm..Roomate is doing the planting and such. BTW, PM respondered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted April 16, 2008 Planting and taking care of a vegetable garden is cool. Not ghey at all. But seriously, Sux.... Okra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 16, 2008 But seriously, Sux.... Okra? Once again, not my idea If he want's to plant okra (whatever the fock it is), then whatevah At least he didn't buy an Aztek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,287 Posted April 16, 2008 No sh1t, huh I'm starting to feel an urge to try some cack. FIXORED!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foamfinger 0 Posted April 16, 2008 How much space are you talking about for this garden? That is a lot of plants. Also, an avocado tree might not be the best idea. It will take a few years to really produce and they are very susceptible to frost. Its not exactly Arctic, but Sacto does get a few solid frosts per year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted April 16, 2008 I've been working my ass off to put in a focking vegtable garden. Dude....WTF?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted April 16, 2008 My cactus is a 14.5" spiny pen*s. I measure my pen*s every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted April 16, 2008 When you decide to join a Gardening forum make sure to let us know so we can Jihad the ever living shit out of it. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted April 16, 2008 All I'm doing is getting the yard ready to farm..Roomate is doing the planting and such. Just come clean and admit he's your life partner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted April 16, 2008 I've been working my ass whacking make some space in my back yard my roomates idea He gives me what goes where, seperation, says he'll buy and take care of the sh1t I clear and prep an appropriate area. Like a moron I agree. a garden is just fine, how you're getting there sure as hell isn't ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 426 Posted April 16, 2008 You are gay. Real men live off of beer and potato chips. Fresh vegetables are for gay hippies. Men with fairly short life spans live off beer and potato chips, but hey...more power to you. I love potato chips, so I really can't say much about that. Fresh vegetables are incredibly good. I like grilling vegetables on the grill alongside a steak or pork chop...that's where the zucchini and squash come in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted April 16, 2008 make sure the seeds are not gmo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 17, 2008 How much space are you talking about for this garden? That is a lot of plants. Also, an avocado tree might not be the best idea. It will take a few years to really produce and they are very susceptible to frost. Its not exactly Arctic, but Sacto does get a few solid frosts per year. We are supposedly getting some type of mexican avacado tree They say it is good down to weather of 20 degrees. The only thing good that can possibly come out of this garden is the avacado tree, so please stop diminishing my hopes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 17, 2008 Just come clean and admit he's your life partner. He's my BFF. Heterosexual life partner is a pretty good way of explaining it. Neither one of us have any serious girlfriends, he doesn't make enough money to buy a house, and his rent helps my out quite a bit. sorry, not ghey sorry, not ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted April 17, 2008 Here, some not gay . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 5, 2008 update bump You promised me pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 5, 2008 You promised me pics First post, seadonkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted May 5, 2008 That's a pretty nice sized vegetable garden. How many cats did you bury out there to fertilize it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 5, 2008 That's a pretty nice sized vegetable garden. How many cats did you bury out there to fertilize it? Didn't need to bury them. The little fockers have done plenty of "fertilization" in there themselves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted May 5, 2008 Didn't need to bury them. The little fockers have done plenty of "fertilization" in there themselves Remind me not to accept any of the hundreds of tomatoes you'll be looking to give away this summer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
