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Founder of Islamic TV Station in US Beheads Wife

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But she never lost her head

Even when she was givin' head

She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

She says hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

And the colored girls sing

Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot

Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot

:ninja:

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And she was just starting to get ahead in life :ninja:

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She should have headed him off at the pass

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:ninja: Too. :lol: Funny. :lol: Need. :lol: Oxygen. :lol:

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The Muslim religion is heads and shoulders above the rest of them. :ninja:

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Don't you all see where this thread is headed????

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The religion of pieces.

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So sad. I wonder what was going through her head?

 

maybe an axe, maybe a chainsaw.

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Maybe her salary was too high so he had to cut her, happens in football all the time.... :shocking:

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I heard they were driving and arguing. She wanted to head to the west and he wanted to head to the east.

 

He won as it went flying east.

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Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe she just lost her hat near a roller coaster, and was unsuccessfully trying retrieve it.

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I heard they were driving and arguing. She wanted to head to the west and he wanted to head to the east.

 

He won as it went flying east.

 

 

I heard they flipped for it. Heads won. :shocking:

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He had good reasons, she was axing for it.

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That's totally incorrect.

 

She DID give him head.

 

I stand corrected. Best head he ever got, BTW.

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Strange as it sounds, I read that they were about to have a race...but being a girl she asked for a head start.

 

He agreed that was more than fair.

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Did he use an air conditioner? :shocking:

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Al Snow?

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So a woman is beheaded, there are two children 4, 6 without parents, and you find that funny? :shocking:

 

We are just trying to make light of a terrible story. Nothing to lose your head over.

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So a woman is beheaded, there are two children 4, 6 without parents, and you find that funny? :shocking:

 

You are right. It's very sad. Based on this tragedy, and possibly their genetics, those kids are going to have a tough time keeping their heads on straight.

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:angry:

 

She isn't of African decent, so you should feel free to hate her..... :music_guitarred:

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You can look to the left and

Look to the right

But you will live in danger tonite

When the enemy comes he will

Never be heard

He'll blow your mind and not say a word

Blinding lights--flashing colors

Sleepless nights

If the man with the power

Can't keep it under control

 

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

 

The power-mad freaks who are

Ruling the earth

Will show how little they think you're worth

With animal lust they'll

Devour your life

And slice your word to bits like a knife

One last day burning hell fire

You're blown away

If the man with the power

Can't keep it under control

 

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

 

Know what it's like

When you're taken for granted

There goes your life

It's so underhanded

If the man with the power

Can't keep it under control

 

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

Some heads are gonna roll

:rolleyes: :blink: :headbanger:

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With a mighty stroke of the knife, he proclaimed himself the one and only true head of the houshold.

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Well he won't be able to file his taxes as married anymore, I wonder if he can still file as head of the household? :thumbsdown:

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She got mad at him when he said he was going to head on down to the mosque to meet the boys.

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Ironic...yeah. Funny, if you don't mind detaching from the sadness of it :thumbsdown:

 

Stopped typing there, then realized something....really meant that as a serious question :thumbsdown:

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