MDC 8,264 Posted March 5, 2009 Three questions 1. Who the fock are you? 2. What team do you root for? 3. How many rings do Peyton and McNabb each have? 1. I'm Monkey Deathcar, motherfocker. 2. I root for the Philadelphia Eagles. 3. TO won't care about Peyton's ring when the Colts get bounced in round 1 by the Chargers next year as usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 5, 2009 1. I'm Monkey Deathcar, motherfocker. 2. I root for the Philadelphia Eagles. 3. TO won't care about Peyton's ring when the Colts get bounced in round 1 by the Chargers next year as usual. Right, TO will get pissed if they lose, but his whining and moaning won't have any credence in Indy. Peyton has never been benched for a nobody unless we had home-field clinched in week 17 or something. also, hi monkey deathcar. Whatever the hell that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,264 Posted March 5, 2009 Right, TO will get pissed if they lose, but his whining and moaning won't have any credence in Indy. Who cares? Indianapolis is a very nice, clean, nowhere town that nobody cares about. Owens doesn't want to play in some backwater and the Colts are obviously a lot smarter than their fans because they're not signing that cancer anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,977 Posted March 5, 2009 Who cares? Indianapolis is a very nice, clean, nowhere town that nobody cares about. Owens doesn't want to play in some backwater and the Colts are obviously a lot smarter than their fans because they're not signing that cancer anyway. Yea, Indy couldn't do it. You have a WR who blames his QB, and a QB that blames anybody on his team. They would meet at the horseshoe and all hell would break loose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 5, 2009 Flat out, Manning would tell the owner, GM, and head coach, "No focking well in hell is that asswhole coming here". And it would never be discussed again. End of story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 6, 2009 Gonzo will put up better numbers than TO this year. You heard it here first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted March 6, 2009 ON the NY Football Giants ? No Way On MY Fantasy team? No (thats only because I took him in the first round last year and it bit me in the asss - FU TO) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted March 6, 2009 Team who have thus far stated they do not want TO Washington Minnesota San Francisco Baltimore Miami Updated: The New York Giants. The Washington Redskins. The Baltimore Ravens. The San Francisco 49ers. The Minnesota Vikings. The Atlanta Falcons. The Cleveland Browns. The San Diego Chargers. The Philadelphia Eagles. The New York Jets. The Tennessee Titans. The St. Louis Rams. The New Orleans Saints. The Houston Texans. The Jacksonville Jaguars. The Miami Dolphins. linky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 6, 2009 T.O. is still an elite athlete and any problems he may cause in the lockeroom and on the sidelines is worth it because of his tremendous production. Signed, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,113 Posted March 6, 2009 Updated:linky Boy, with a list like that his market value is dropping faster than kutulu's wife's pants at a party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted March 6, 2009 Boy, with a list like that his market value is dropping faster than kutulu's wife's pants at a party She's not like that anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,113 Posted March 6, 2009 She's not like thatanymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted March 6, 2009 She pulled'em down for me last night though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 986 Posted March 6, 2009 Updated:linky Where the fock are the Bills? I don't want that selfish cacksucker on my team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,129 Posted March 6, 2009 She's not like thatanymore Yeah, dumbass! She wears skirts now to save time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted March 6, 2009 Yeah, dumbass!She wears skirts now to save time. Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,283 Posted March 6, 2009 Boy, with a list like that his market value is dropping faster than kutulu's wife's pants at a party By now, he is crying and Drew is shouting at reporters......"NEXT QUESTION!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 867 Posted March 6, 2009 What about Detroit???? Megatron seems to get his yards no matter what the situation.....I would think with TO in the mix CJ would be ripping off more big ones. Not sure how much $$ they have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 6, 2009 What about Detroit???? Megatron seems to get his yards no matter what the situation.....I would think with TO in the mix CJ would be ripping off more big ones. Not sure how much $$ they have Yeah, that's what you want on a team that is facing the biggest rebuilding project since Hiroshima. A prima donna locker room cancer that will torment whatever QB is there, make the rookie head coach and GM have migranes, and then not even be around three years from now when the team might actually start turning a corner. Bad Bad idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 867 Posted March 6, 2009 Yeah, that's what you want on a team that is facing the biggest rebuilding project since Hiroshima. A prima donna locker room cancer that will torment whatever QB is there, make the rookie head coach and GM have migranes, and then not even be around three years from now when the team might actually start turning a corner. Bad Bad idea. I think TO ANYWHERE is a bad idea......but, a 1 year contract & 3/4 of a season of "Good" behavior could be attractive to DET if he could spread the field & give them a chance to open up the offense. I'm not a DET fan....just thinking os scenarios Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,175 Posted March 6, 2009 Can somebody remind me of how the money is divided betweent the teams, when a person under contract is released and then picked up by another team? I heard that the Cowboys are on the books for like 9 million this season to T.O. So how much would it cost the team that did pick him up? If it is pretty much a free roll, I don't see why a team would not take a chance on him. If he causes a big problem they could just drop him ala MeShawn. Low Risk / High Reward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,283 Posted March 6, 2009 While it could NEVER happen.....not even the slightest potential.....the only place where he could likely exist would be Pittsburg An african american coach.... A team full of vets to keep him in check........ A team capable of winning enough to keep his crying to a minimum...... A playoff calibre team to keep him from crying about that..... A culture within the organization that would be capable of putting him in his place..... JMHO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted March 6, 2009 Can somebody remind me of how the money is divided betweent the teams, when a person under contract is released and then picked up by another team? I heard that the Cowboys are on the books for like 9 million this season to T.O. So how much would it cost the team that did pick him up? If it is pretty much a free roll, I don't see why a team would not take a chance on him. If he causes a big problem they could just drop him ala MeShawn. Low Risk / High Reward. The 9 million just shows on the Cowboys cap total. They are not actually paying him anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 6, 2009 While it could NEVER happen.....not even the slightest potential.....the only place where he could likely exist would be Pittsburg An african american coach.... A team full of vets to keep him in check........ A team capable of winning enough to keep his crying to a minimum...... A playoff calibre team to keep him from crying about that..... A culture within the organization that would be capable of putting him in his place..... JMHO They don't throw it enough to keep TO happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,799 Posted March 6, 2009 While it could NEVER happen.....not even the slightest potential.....the only place where he could likely exist would be Pittsburg An african american coach.... A team full of vets to keep him in check........ A team capable of winning enough to keep his crying to a minimum...... A playoff calibre team to keep him from crying about that..... A culture within the organization that would be capable of putting him in his place..... JMHO Agree. And Agree with the NEVER part. If for no other reason than Rooney would kill that idea in a heartbeat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,175 Posted March 6, 2009 The 9 million just shows on the Cowboys cap total. They are not actually paying him anything. So what would it take to sign the guy? I'm not versed on NFL contracts, but are most of them not guaranteed? Why wouldn't a team sign a guy like Owens and structure the contract to make it a low risk/high reward deal for the team? I think a medoicre team that could use a talent infusion would be crazy NOT to sign him IF they can structure a deal like that. Ifhe acts up just cut him ala Keyshawn. If he plays without problems he gets incentives and bonuses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 6, 2009 So what would it take to sign the guy? I'm not versed on NFL contracts, but are most of them not guaranteed? Why wouldn't a team sign a guy like Owens and structure the contract to make it a low risk/high reward deal for the team? I think a medoicre team that could use a talent infusion would be crazy NOT to sign him IF they can structure a deal like that. That's what jerry jones did the 1st time around with him. didn't he get a 5mill salary and then a 5mill offseason bonus each year? made it easy to cut him anytime. only mistake was extending that deal last year and givinga big bonus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,175 Posted March 6, 2009 That's what jerry jones did the 1st time around with him. didn't he get a 5mill salary and then a 5mill offseason bonuseach year? made it easy to cut him anytime. only mistake was extending that deal last year and givinga big bonus Yeah that is where JJ cost his franchise that 9 million in cap space I am assuming. Dumb move on his part in retrospect. But damn, If the Panthers came out and said that they signed T.O. to a incentive laden contract where it would be easy and cheap for them to cut him if things went south, but T.O. would be compensated if he met performance levels, then I would be happy. Like I said. Low risk / High reward Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 7, 2009 Where the fock are the Bills? I don't want that selfish cacksucker on my team. Source: Bills have interest in Owens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 7, 2009 Yeah that is where JJ cost his franchise that 9 million in cap space I am assuming. Dumb move on his part in retrospect. But damn, If the Panthers came out and said that they signed T.O. to a incentive laden contract where it would be easy and cheap for them to cut him if things went south, but T.O. would be compensated if he met performance levels, then I would be happy. Like I said. Low risk / High reward he's gettin a 1year deal pretty much anywhere and he usually waits till the 3rd+ year to screw up, so ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted March 7, 2009 he's gettin a 1year deal pretty much anywhere and he usually waits till the 3rd+ year to screw up, so ya Only two in Philly. He ws on an abbreviated schedule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 7, 2009 I say it's better than even money that TO will be in silver and black next season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 8, 2009 I say it's better than even money that TO will be in silver and black next season. Are the Bills getting new unis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 8, 2009 Are the Bills getting new unis? I think when I made that prediction, it was about five minutes before he signed with Buffalo. But you gotta admit it wasn't a bad guess. Of all the teams he could have signed with, what was more likely, Oakland or Buffalo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 8, 2009 So what would it take to sign the guy? I'm not versed on NFL contracts, but are most of them not guaranteed? Why wouldn't a team sign a guy like Owens and structure the contract to make it a low risk/high reward deal for the team? I think a medoicre team that could use a talent infusion would be crazy NOT to sign him IF they can structure a deal like that. Ifhe acts up just cut him ala Keyshawn. If he plays without problems he gets incentives and bonuses. the first contract with TO didn't hve a real signing bonus so he would be easy to cut at the time. it was 5mill per season then a 5 mill offseason bonus each year to encourage him to behave. problem is last year jerry tore up the deal and signed him to a 4yr with a 12mill bonus. Every signing bonus is salary cap averaged through the life of the deal so it would be a 3mill hit each year. so last year it was 3, now that he's cut the rest of the bonus is lumped immediately to this year, 9mill. NFL players complain that the only sure thing is their signing bonus and the team can cut you anytime...but sometimes it works out to the players benefit where he got a 12mill bonus for 1 year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
