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bloody mary

cheep whikey rocks

pool table

poker game

back door

tv where they let you change the channel and turn up the volume

hot female emplyees

walking distance to home

fantasy football league

food

killer tunes

free snacks

bike rack

shake a day

non smoking

 

there may be more

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Good looking waitresses with low cut blouses showin' off the cleavage. :thumbsup:

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Must have ice cold beer, lots of TV's....that are focused on SPORTS and not CNN, HSN etc, etc...plain and simple in a bar it must be sports....games must be autotuned or on channel before it starts with the featured game having volume, no ifs ands or buts about it.

 

Hot waitresses are a plus.

 

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internet

comfy chairs

coffee

tullamore dew

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comfy chairs

coffee

tullamore dew

 

 

 

yer ghey

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bloody mary I like BMs on Sundays but does not make a bar

cheep whikey rocks Dont like cheep whikey (hehehehe)

pool table - + Darts + fooseball all a plus

poker game unless you mean a live poker game in the back room after hours - then YES

back doorwho give a fock

tv where they let you change the channel and turn up the volume

hot female emplyees - always a plus anywhere in life

walking distance to home - crawling distance is what I call it !!

fantasy football league unless you mean "boxes" or "squares" as some hicks call them

food - Gotta have my wings

killer tunes - helps

free snacks nothing free is going to be good - wheres my wings

bike rack are you freakin kidding me ?

shake a day ??

non smoking - its the law here and almost all are complying these days - not in the begining but now they are.

there may be more - there is

 

Also I dont go to bars

:music_guitarred: :overhead:

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if it doesn't have a chatty grammie, i want no part of it :banana:

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if it doesn't have a chatty grammie, i want no part of it :ninja:

 

can size?

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can size?

 

 

gotta ask wiff about that.........

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The "Pomp Room" in Sioux Falls SD, or "Stebs", on The Hill in Cedar Falls IA. :dunno: "The Passtime Lounge", "The Brightside", and "Jobies" in Cherokee Iowa also ROCK, and have the pickled hardboiled eggs!

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what is that golf game everyone has been apeshiit over?

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cold bottle beer

peanuts in the shell that i can throw on the floor

1080p flat screen tvs

hot female bartenders

lots of barstools

pool table

electronic dart bored

clean bathrooms

a kitchen

photohunt/triva games

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what is that golf game everyone has been apeshiit over?

golden tee

 

iam still fond of jon elways quarterback

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Off Campus Pub in Fullerton, CA directly across the street from CSUF. Not every other, but every weekend I left there with bagina(s) for about three years straight. It closed a few months ago :mad:

 

It paid to be a good lookin white dude in a sea of tools and Messicans who the masses of girls were not into

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crib board

scrabble

other games

 

What are you saying man?

 

Is this a bar or your pale Finster's house?

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tv where they let you change the channel and turn up the volume

 

hot female employees

 

walking distance to home

 

food

 

killer tunes

 

free snacks

 

non smoking

 

there may be more

 

That's a pretty good list. I have a bar within stumbling distance that has just about all that (except the snacks). They have individual little flat screens right at the bar. That way, you don't have to pretend to give a shiit about the guy next to you's life story. If you're a regular, they'll slip you a remote. Add that, decent if unspectacular food, $3 wells and $6 pitchers, and I'm pretty much satisfied. :thumbsup:

 

Though, peanuts in the shell would be pretty greta. :thumbsup:

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bloody mary

cheep whikey rocks

pool table

poker game

back door

tv where they let you change the channel and turn up the volume

hot female emplyees

walking distance to home

fantasy football league

food

killer tunes

free snacks

bike rack

shake a day

non smoking

 

there may be more

.....like a rail??

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i would only need to visit once a week:

 

no Boss.

no Work.

no Wife.

no Kids.

no Dog.

 

cold Guinness.

 

lights. seats. tables. all optional.

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That it not be full of pretentious, telemarking, folfing, clove-smelling, granola focksticks.

 

I kid, Charlie B's used to be a cornerstone of our Thursday night pub-crawl.

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lap dances.....

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I am unfamiliar with these verbs. :D

 

Telemarking is a type of downhill skiing that people who consider themselves too good for an ordinary ski run like to do.

 

Folfing is, I believe, frisbee golf. Young yuppies pretending to be hippies really like it.

 

Both activities are favorite past-times of the highly pretentious.

 

HTH.

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cold bottle beer

peanuts in the shell that i can throw on the floor

1080p flat screen tvs

hot female bartenders

lots of barstools

pool table

electronic dart bored

clean bathrooms

a kitchen

photohunt/triva games

 

 

golden tee is a lil dangerous when youre drunk/tipsy...2 months ago, some dude here broke his finger slamming the screen after a drive..get in the hole... :banana:

 

i would also add..if I go to a sportsbar and there are 3 tvs side by side...it should be on 3 different games..any sport that people are watching is fine..but not the same...

 

a bar that takes a bus to sporting events is a plus also...

 

free nachos....etc

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I;d also add

 

A good happy hour

 

Bartenders that get to know my name and keep an eye on my drink always asking if I'm ready when they see I have 1 drink left

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One where

 

Everybody knows your name....

 

And they're always glad you came....

 

Uh yeah... good luck with that.

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Telemarking is a type of downhill skiing that people who consider themselves too good for an ordinary ski run like to do.

 

Folfing is, I believe, frisbee golf. Young yuppies pretending to be hippies really like it.

 

Both activities are favorite past-times of the highly pretentious.

 

HTH.

 

:rolleyes:

 

zman is a big practicioner of each and hangs out at a bar that's a meeting place for other like-minded folks, so I felt he needed to be focked with a little bit.

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