kutulu 1,598 Posted May 19, 2009 Is this a trick question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted May 19, 2009 an illuminated check engine light Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,749 Posted May 19, 2009 Being married to Edjr. /thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted May 19, 2009 American Idol fans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,228 Posted May 19, 2009 Being married to Edjr. /thread. Ouch. That's going to leave a mark. Funny, nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,228 Posted May 19, 2009 single men that own cats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 19, 2009 Being married to Edjr. /thread. Hey, at least she can wise up and leave. Poor ed's only recourse is a bullet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 613 Posted May 19, 2009 FOLEY CATHETER INSTRUCTIONS The foley catheter is a tube placed into the bladder and held in place by a balloon. This allows for the urine to flow continuously into the drainage bag that is attached. When the smaller bag is being used it should remain on your inner thigh above the knee towards the groin region. TO EMPTY THE DRAINAGE BAG: 1. Wash your hands 2. Twist the cap on the end of the drainage bag, or open the clamp on the larger overnight bag, and drain the urine 3. Twist the cap to close in the opposite direction or close the clamp on the overnight bag 4. Wash your hands TO SWITCH YOUR DRAINAGE BAGS: 1. Wash your hands 2. Empty the bag (as described above) 3. Disconnect the catheter from the drainage tube 4. Re-connect the catheter and the new drainage bag 5. Wash your hands * BE CAREFUL NOT TO PULL ON THE FOLEY CATHETER WHEN CHANGING OR EMPTYING THE BAG * DO NOT TOUCH THE OPEN END OF THE CATHETER OR DRAINAGE BAG TO CLEAN YOUR DRAINAGE BAG: 1. Wash your hands 2. Empty the bag (as described above) 3. Wash in warm water not hot 4. Rinse with a tablespoon of white vinegar and water 5. Leave the cap open and hang the bag to air dry. IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER: • Wash the area around the catheter at the tip of your ###### with warm soapy water and dry completely. • Keep the area clean and dry • Keep the drainage bag above the knee and on the inner portion of your thigh • Keep the bag below the level of your bladder • Keep the tubing free of kinks • NEVER PULL ON YOUR CATHETER OR TRY TO REMOVE IT YOURSELF • Drink at least 6-8 glasses of water daily NOTIFY US: • If urine stops draining into the bag • There are clots in your urine • Temperature above 101 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 948 Posted May 19, 2009 3 year old threads Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 19, 2009 single men that own cats i my poosays Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted May 19, 2009 Tony Kornheiser, but it's close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 19, 2009 yer mom. I think its fair to say we suck about equally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 948 Posted May 19, 2009 The Detriot Lions the Lions Smoke another one, pothead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted May 19, 2009 Smoke another one, pothead. And two in time of war. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,749 Posted May 19, 2009 Ouch. That's going to leave a mark. Funny, nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted May 19, 2009 The Detriot Lions But they could get better.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted May 19, 2009 Did anybody mention the Lions, cause they went 0-16 last year and that kinda sucks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Did anybody mention the Lions, cause they went 0-16 last year and that kinda sucks? Detroit Lions all-time record. 488 569 32 .462 --- Ed would need 25535.664 good posts to equal the Lions. Lions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edjr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 20, 2009 Sharkdance would give edjr a good run in the art of suckiness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,598 Posted May 20, 2009 A draft run by edjr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,228 Posted May 20, 2009 A draft run by edjr. this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 20, 2009 this At least it wouldn't last very long Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,229 Posted May 20, 2009 A black hole. Edjr You said name something that sucks more THEN Edjr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 20, 2009 Global swine warming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,125 Posted May 20, 2009 Canadian health care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 20, 2009 Canadian health care. You mean "Soon to be American Health Care"? true dat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headslap75 0 Posted May 21, 2009 Anal fissures....but it's really close Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,419 Posted May 21, 2009 You?? Jury's still out on that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted May 21, 2009 Edjr's Die Nasty Dynasty team fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites