Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash

[edjr 6,608]

Elin was heard saying

 

"the club didn't fit up his ass so I threw it through his back window"

[MedStudent 56]

Exactly. Good Point. Just because you listen to your lawyer and do not comment beyond your legal requirements on an incident does not mean you are either guilty or innocent. It means you are listening to your legal advice.

 

If you are innocent and the police want to take you downtown and question you about something illegal. Once they infer you had something to do with it, I suggest you stop talking immediatley and hire a lawyer. itsatip

 

Personally, i am not blaming Tiger for shutting up. He is obviously listening to well paid people whose job it is to deal with crap like this. I just think its the wrong thing to do from a PR standpoint. You would think his PR team could come up with a good story over night to feed the media. But three days later and speculation is just getting worse.

 

As far as the lawyers advice, I don't think anything criminal will come out of this. IMO, the worst thing that could happen is that Tiger's wife is forced to go to some anger management classes. I think it is more the PR people telling him to shut up.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

I'm hoping that Tiger's wife goes out and makes a pron movie just to pixx him off.

[edjr 6,608]

On a serious note.

 

tiger is black and asian? you think his peemus is small or big?

[wiffleball 4,790]

Now we know why the police are all over this:

 

According to a witness, Tiger had a cut on his lower lip when emergency responders and witnesses arrived. The wound was bloody.

 

Tiger was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes. It's illegal in Florida to drive without shoes.

 

Tiger was lying on the ground unconscious when EMT workers arrived. They used "pain stimulus" -- a method where pressure is applied on an unconscious person to make them alert -- but Tiger only briefly opened his eyes and then lost consciousness.

 

We're told EMTs asked Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren, if Tiger was taking any medications. She went in the house and brought out two pill bottles. She said she did not know when he had last taken the meds.

 

Elin was extremely upset and was told twice by paramedics to stand back while they tended to her husband.

 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YN0TczTC

[dain11279 976]

If you go to Tiger's website and check out his schedule, it says nothing about him playing in his tourney this week. Earlier today, that tourney was on there. Looks like he might be skipping out.

 

Linky

[KSB2424 3,148]

I just googled driving barefoot in Florida and everything I read says it's perfectly legal to do so. Ya'll keep getting your facts from TMZ and the National Enquirer. That is an urban myth, so if figures TMZ would report it as news.

[peenie 1,916]

 

So if a Mixed-breed marries a Black woman he is black. But if he marries a skinny ass white biotch he looses his right to be a brotha?

wrong.

you can marry whoever you want to marry.

seal married heidi klum and it doesn't make him less black.

you can be still be black but look white and blacks will embrace you (see mariah carey).

heck, you don't have to have any black ancestry at all in order for blacks to accept you (see paul wall).

the problem with tiger woods is that when asked he has said numerous times that he does not identify as black, so therefore let him go forth and not be black.

don't start crying to al sharpton when the po-po starts breathing down your neck.

he better stay on his side of the non-black road in good times and in bad.

don't be trying to hop back over here with us when the heat is on. (like oj)

 

i don't believe in race, it's a social construct, but don't try to deny the social construct of race.

[edjr 6,608]

it has taken 5 pages?

 

Federer > Woods

[wiffleball 4,790]

I just googled driving barefoot in Florida and everything I read says it's perfectly legal to do so. Ya'll keep getting your facts from TMZ and the National Enquirer. That is an urban myth, so if figures TMZ would report it as news.

 

Wow, you're taking this right serious, arentcha??

[peenie 1,916]

speaking of seal and heidi klum. here is a picture of their newest baby: cute

seal has some strong genes.

[Franknbeans 46]

On a serious note.

 

tiger is black and asian? you think his peemus is small or big?

you would be thinking of his dick

[NewbieJr 541]

Wow, you're taking this right serious, arentcha??

KSB's manlove for everything-Tiger is legendary. This has been devastating for him. It's like Edjr when Stryper broke up.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Wow, you're taking this right serious, arentcha??

Serious? Of course not. Like any other topic here its done to pass the time and personal amusement. And I know you were being funny (and it was). However TMZ did actually report that in the link. The fact that it's an urban myth is even more funny (and fitting).

[phillybear 366]

seal has some strong genes.

 

Seal's face has more holes in it than the Tiger Woods report to the police.

[edjr 6,608]

you would be thinking of his dick

 

or maybe that is why Elin is using a 9 iron? eh Sparky?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

If you go to Tiger's website and check out his schedule, it says nothing about him playing in his tourney this week. Earlier today, that tourney was on there. Looks like he might be skipping out.

 

Linky

There are several reports out that he has pulled from the event based on "doctor's recommendations".

 

Also, the FHP has denied requesting a search warrant, which calls into question the validity of TMZ.com's sources. Not that they were exactly known for journalistic integrity.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Seal's face has more holes in it than the Tiger Woods report to the police.

 

Stevie Wonder thought it was a good read.

[KSB2424 3,148]

you can marry whoever you want to marry.

seal married heidi klum and it doesn't make him less black.

you can be still be black but look white and blacks will embrace you (see mariah carey).

heck, you don't have to have any black ancestry at all in order for blacks to accept you (see paul wall).

the problem with tiger woods is that when asked he has said numerous times that he does not identify as black, so therefore let him go forth and not be black.

don't start crying to al sharpton when the po-po starts breathing down your neck.

he better stay on his side of the non-black road in good times and in bad.

don't be trying to hop back over here with us when the heat is on. (like oj)

 

i don't believe in race, it's a social construct, but don't try to deny the social construct of race.

What in the wide wide world of sports are you talking about?

[edjr 6,608]

What in the wide wide world of sports are you talking about?

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

Just like always Jason Whitlock nails it again.

 

The media members/outlets asserting Tiger Woods owes the public and the Florida Highway Patrol an explanation for a fender-bender and his wife's jaws-of-9-iron rescue owe America an explanation for their self-serving jealousy and obvious stupidity.

 

It's not the lead talking point for Mike Lupica on "The Sports Reporters." When Lupica suggested on Sunday that Tiger needed to handle his driveway fender-bender the way A-Rod handled his steroids controversy, I damn near fell out of my hotel bed in anger when Bill Rhoden didn't leap from his chair and slap the former dwarf bowling champion. By Sunday night, by the time I re-watched the loop of Linda Cohn cynically chastising Tiger on SportsCenter for not satisfying his fans' curiosity with a detailed explanation, I was fully enraged and embarrassed.

 

Tiger Woods doesn't owe us an explanation for non-criminal behavior that may or may not have transpired between himself and his wife. He doesn't owe the police an explanation for a minor traffic accident.

 

The Florida Highway Patrol's interest/obsession in cross-examining Woods and his wife is a publicity stunt and an effort to embarrass a powerful celebrity. Only a fool believes the police "investigate" every minor crime. And, yes, I'm aware that in the post-OJ era, the police take domestic violence far more seriously. But this, in my opinion, is a TMZ-fueled pi$$ing match. There are dollars to be earned digging up dirt on Woods and his wife.

 

The people clamoring for Tiger to talk are really just begging Tiger to be as dumb as Mike Tyson. That's what we prefer, big, dumb, easy-to-exploit athletes. As you can see by the media's reaction to "Tigergate," his refusal to play the role is making some media members create their own negative Tiger narrative

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104513...ation?GT1=39002

[peenie 1,916]

but tiger didn't simply get in a fender bender.

[NewbieJr 541]

The silence says it all. If he had nothing to hide, he'd be talking.

[peenie 1,916]

What in the wide wide world of sports are you talking about?

let me recap:

someone asked if tiger was going to play the race card.

i responded that he couldn't because he has distanced himself from being black by claiming he was not black.

then someone asked if i thought he wasn't black simply because he married a white woman.

i answered that who you marry doesn't make you less black and that being black has nothing to do with your spouse, your skin color or even your ancestry.

it's a matter of simply embracing blackness, which tiger does not do so therefore he cannot use the race card.

get it??

[KSB2424 3,148]

The silence says it all. If he had nothing to hide, he'd be talking.

Lazy effort. At least put a little bait on the hook.

[peenie 1,916]

david letterman handled his affairs properly.

he admitted to screwing around, now no one cares about the sordid details because he was upfront about it.

[wiffleball 4,790]

You know who else isn't talking? Nidal Malik Hasan.

[surferskin 30]

Whitlock is a fat focking doosh but he slams blacks occasionally, so whites like him.

 

Fender bender? He ran over a fire hydrant and then it hit a focking tree at 2:25am. His wife had to bust out his windows to "save" him. He was lying in the street unconscious...his neighbors had to call 911. No, he doesn't owe the cops an explanation.

[RLLD 4,255]

i answered that who you marry doesn't make you less black and that being black has nothing to do with your spouse, your skin color or even your ancestry.

it's a matter of simply embracing blackness, which tiger does not do so therefore he cannot use the race card.

get it??

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

Whitlock is a fat focking doosh but he slams blacks occasionally, so whites like him.

That's exactly it. You have it all figured out.

[surferskin 30]

That's exactly it. You have it all figured out.

What else could it be? You think that Jeff George deserves another chance?

[NewbieJr 541]

Lazy effort. At least put a little bait on the hook.

Nope. This one is so clear-cut and simple, that the fewer the words the better.

 

If he was innocent, he'd be talking.

[NewbieJr 541]

david letterman handled his affairs properly.

he admitted to screwing around, now no one cares about the sordid details because he was upfront about it.

Letterman is a comic by nature. He's used to playing the buffoon.

 

Woods is a God. You don't dare to clear your throat when the man has his driver in-hand. He is not only the best golfer ever, but teh best athlete ever. He goes 0-4 in majors and people still consider it a great year. He is invinceable. The MAN!!

 

Tiger can't come cvlean that he is a fockup like every other human alive. He's Mr. Endorsement. He'd never step out on his wife and kids. He's perfect. He also wouldn't drive while drunk and/or drugged up. He could never admit to that and remain God-like. Never.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Whitlock is a fat focking doosh but he slams blacks occasionally, so whites like him.

 

Fender bender? He ran over a fire hydrant and then it hit a focking tree at 2:25am. His wife had to bust out his windows to "save" him. He was lying in the street unconscious...his neighbors had to call 911. No, he doesn't owe the cops an explanation.

 

Don't forget the part about the ambulance. Not too many Fender Benders involve ERT's.

 

 

...But the Tigger Team is throwing out the talking points already.

[TD Ryan2 316]

you betcha' ass that Mickelson will be trotting Amy and the kids off to EVERY event now.

 

Mickelson > Tiger!

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

If he was innocent

Of what?

[NewbieJr 541]

Of what?

Drunk driving

driving while drug impaired

adultery

who knows what else he is hiding............

 

In other words, if his only crime was bad driving, this would have been blown over already. He chooses to remain silent and hide the truth, so he's inviting any conjecture anyone wants to think up.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Drunk driving

driving while drug impaired

adultery

who knows what else he is hiding............

 

In other words, if his only crime was bad driving, this would have been blown over already. He chooses to remain silent and hide the truth, so he's inviting any conjecture anyone wants to think up.

- Adultry is not a crime that the FHP would go to his house to ask him about.

 

- They were aware of what happended that night, unless they can retro-activley determine he was drunk days later then DD is out. It has been stated the whole time alchohol was not at play. If Tiger reeked of Jim Beam, trust me, you would have heard about it.

 

- If they wanted to talk to him about a serious legal infraction then they need probable cause that a crime took place and get a search warrant. It's been 4 days now and nada.

 

In other words they are not charging him with any of those therefore he isn't gonna air his dirty laundry. The only thing we have is some story from the National Enquier. I wouldn't legitimize that either. This isn't about him being "guilty" of anyting. He doesn't owe you or that tabloid rag nuttin.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

This thread makes me on many issues

[edjr 6,608]

Is it possible Tiger got beat up by Elin and knocked unconcious, then she dragged him to his SUV and tied his foot to the gas pedal and he crashed into the hydrant?