Yer mom 2 Posted January 2, 2010 A few for me: itsbigmoni starts thread stating he is making like 5 cents more per hour. Kutulus response: itsbigmoni Phillybear: "Have you seen a pic of edjr? Im surprised no one follow him around all day long with a can of bug spray" Anything related to: "Ill fly to wherever youre at right now and kick your ass." Where has the aggression gone? Honorable mentions to following posters, just cant remember for the life of me what exactly was said that made me laugh so hard: Me_2006, Newbie Jr, Parrot, SurferSkin, Receidivist, Phillybear "Good morning geeks" rants, THE SUCK, the often entertaining JerrysKids, Eagles Green, wiffleball, edward deuce, probably others. Well done fucksticks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,365 Posted January 2, 2010 Phillybear: "Have you seen a pic of edjr? Im surprised no one follow him around all day long with a can of bug spray" One of my favorites also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 2, 2010 kutulu's TUESDAY! TUESDAY!! TUESDAY!!! post was funny as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted January 2, 2010 Eagles Green has had some damn funny ones. Skids post about finding women who give good BJs and havent met $epphori$ was good. Jets talking about the guy from India with the tree bark disease after someone said he should be on the Indian "House" said that they already had a show called Mud Hut was focking hilarious. Kutulu in the thread about the kid who died on the rollercoaster. The entire Vick thread. Rusty in general Yer Mom's comebacks to Sux during drunk posting The entire Fish Forum jihad Wiff when he's not being a diick. there may be more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 2, 2010 kutulu's TUESDAY! TUESDAY!! TUESDAY!!! post was funny as hell. That's right! That may have been the hardest I have laughed all year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,442 Posted January 2, 2010 Skids post about finding women who give good BJs and havent met $epphori$ was good. ... The entire Fish Forum jihad Thanks. One of my finer moments. I was thinking about the gobbledog fish forum jihad, IMO the best post-apocalypse thread here. Others will talk about classics like the Meph/Kadaver meat thread, or the sippah cup, but those were before my time. Honorable mention for: - CurlyNight is dying (allegedly) thread. - TorridJoe saying being in the country illegally isn't against the law. - Silverback reunion day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted January 2, 2010 You guys should link (if you can) whatever thread you name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 2, 2010 I do not have a good memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted January 2, 2010 I do not have a good memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 2, 2010 :middlefinger: happynewyearfucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted January 2, 2010 :middlefinger: happynewyearfucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted January 2, 2010 Fish Forum and the one about wierd phone sex where the guy was saying he was a wizard or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted January 2, 2010 The 'have you ever crapped yourself' thread. Any story that ends with a turd skidding across a deck and into a hot tub wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted January 2, 2010 Fish Forum and the one about wierd phone sex where the guy was saying he was a wizard or something... The wierd phone sex one was greta... BP and the lingerie store closing was classic I also liked the one where the guy got out of the shower and couldn't remember if he washed his pooper.... don't know why but it had me rolling.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted January 2, 2010 Fish Forum and the one about wierd phone sex where the guy was saying he was a wizard or something... http://www.bloodninja.org/ I have to laugh...that always gets mentioned every time someone asks about the best threads in Geek Club history, even though it was just an alias reposting bloodninja chat logs that had nothing to do with this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted January 2, 2010 http://www.bloodninja.org/ I have to laugh...that always gets mentioned every time someone asks about the best threads in Geek Club history, even though it was just an alias reposting bloodninja chat logs that had nothing to do with this board. so fvcking funny.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted January 2, 2010 The old Guess the Geek threads were some of the funniest things I've ever seen anywhere on the internets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OakHeadFootball 1 Posted January 2, 2010 http://www.bloodninja.org/ I have to laugh...that always gets mentioned every time someone asks about the best threads in Geek Club history, even though it was just an alias reposting bloodninja chat logs that had nothing to do with this board. Holy Jesus I never seen this. Fvcking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted January 2, 2010 There are lots of great posts that come to mind, but anyone who was there will tell you that OMN's pizza story wins this, hands down. I think it was 2002. Unfortunately, almost none of you were there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,365 Posted January 2, 2010 The old Guess the Geek threads were some of the funniest things I've ever seen anywhere on the internets. http://thedanzone.com/GTG_VOL3/Archive%20Summary.htm Your welcome..Also, I remember part of the Wookie quote that was with BigTrain, but don't remember the whole thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,365 Posted January 2, 2010 http://thedanzone.com/GTG_VOL3/ArchiveSummaryIV.htm http://www.thedanzone.com/GTG_VOL5/GTG5.html http://www.thedanzone.com/GTG_VOL5/GTG5.html More GTG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,365 Posted January 2, 2010 Eagles Green has had some damn funny ones. Skids post about finding women who give good BJs and havent met $epphori$ was good. Jets talking about the guy from India with the tree bark disease after someone said he should be on the Indian "House" said that they already had a show called Mud Hut was focking hilarious. Kutulu in the thread about the kid who died on the rollercoaster. The entire Vick thread. Rusty in general Yer Mom's comebacks to Sux during drunk posting The entire Fish Forum jihad Wiff when he's not being a diick. there may be more I just bumped the below thread, but Rustor, Wiff, Ringo and others just killed it in this thread http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=269593 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 2, 2010 I just bumped the below thread, but Rustor, Wiff, Ringo and others just killed it in this thread http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=269593 Great thread. I miss sawilson. She was a valuable member of the board. A female that actually exhibited vulnerability. She added a great element that's missing now. PLayer: "Baby, come back......any kind of fool could see.....there was something, in everything about you...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted January 2, 2010 Rusty (if I recall correctly) trying to pay for his pizza by check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 692 Posted January 2, 2010 I also liked the one where the guy got out of the shower and couldn't remember if he washed his pooper.... don't know why but it had me rolling.. That was a true story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flipya4real 0 Posted January 2, 2010 Jaxfan's BestBuy parking lot sex stories about his coworkers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,442 Posted January 2, 2010 Jaxfan's BestBuy parking lot sex stories about his coworkers. Only time I've ever sat here F5F5F5F5F5F5'ing as fast as I could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 712 Posted January 4, 2010 Rusty (if I recall correctly) trying to pay for his pizza by check. Jaxfan's BestBuy parking lot sex stories about his coworkers. Two of my favorites right there, along with bloodninja, and mephistos puking out the window of honda with child safety windows in the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,566 Posted January 4, 2010 http://thedanzone.com/GTG_VOL3/Archive%20Summary.htm Your welcome..Also, I remember part of the Wookie quote that was with BigTrain, but don't remember the whole thing... Someone asked, "whats wrong with his neck", and i think it was Dr Octopus who replied, " A wookie is attacking it".....which is one of perhaps two or three posts where i shot liquid out of my nose.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,566 Posted January 4, 2010 I just bumped the below thread, but Rustor, Wiff, Ringo and others just killed it in this thread http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=269593 oh bloody hell..... hmmm.... Black and Yellow you say? I believe you just killed Tiger Woods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted January 4, 2010 WHO CARES WHO CARES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geo-Jay 0 Posted January 4, 2010 I know I'm patting myself on the back, but I was nominated for Geek of the Year in a post last year. QUOTE(SUXBNME @ Sep 11 2009, 05:52 PM) Seriously...How hard should it be to find a regular focking tank top? Stop 1: T.J. Maxx Nope (Did score some nice shorts and a nice pair of Perry Ellis linen dress pants) Stop 2: Sears Nope (they did have some pretty nice Dockers shirts at 75% off, though) Stop 3: J.C. Pennys (Can youo tell I'm trying to hit up the cheap ass stores first?) "Sorry sir, it's not the season for that anymore" (It's currently almost 100 degrees outside) Stop 4: The Mall Not a damn thing (Except for wifebeaters) I wandered into every "sports" apperal and "surf" type store in there...Nothing Stop 5: Macys I guess I could have spent $29.99 for a Calvin Klein tank that was absolutely hideous looking FOCK FOCK FOCK On a side note, have any of you fockers ever priced out Tommy Bahama clothes at a place like Macys? I bought a real nice pair of Tommy Bahama shorts at TJ Maxx a year or so ago at $30.00 or so, and in Macys the same looking thing was over $100.00 At least the girls cruising around Macys were worth the price of admission. If I had a little Big Pete in me, I would have had a much better story to tell you dolts. ******************************************************************************** ********************* ******************************************************************************** ********************* Geo -Jay's response HOLY FUKIN MIAMI VICE! Let's just break down your 80's post. 1. Tank top - WTF 2. Perry Ellis linen slacks - again Miami Vice 3. Sears - what are you 90 years old and dockers...my oh my your a cheese ball 4. JC Penny - nuff said 5. Hot chicks in Macy's - dude it's Macy's not Abercrombie or Banana Republic 6. Hot chicks don't cruise the mall. Young girls do you Pedo! This list = Loser! ******************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************** ********************************************** NorthernVike response "Geo-Jay for GOTY" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted January 4, 2010 I just bumped the below thread, but Rustor, Wiff, Ringo and others just killed it in this thread http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=269593 Eh...not bad but kilroy's hummingbird thread was better. ------->ETA I just realized kilroy's hummingbird thread started in 2006. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,033 Posted January 4, 2010 Eh...not bad but kilroy's hummingbird thread was better. Its still a hawkmoth you fockers. And I have seen it many times since. Hell, I even thought of catching the damn thing. LOL http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...=219780&hl= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greedo 13 Posted January 4, 2010 Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards and 40 TDs thread takes it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,365 Posted January 4, 2010 Eh...not bad but kilroy's hummingbird thread was better. ------->ETA I just realized kilroy's hummingbird thread started in 2006. Just re-read it again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted January 4, 2010 Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards and 40 TDs thread takes it for me. That was a main board thread (as was the classic 'guess which NFL player I am' thread with the Captain where people actually figured out the guy's real identity and his web page). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 5, 2010 That was a main board thread (as was the classic 'guess which NFL player I am' thread with the Captain where people actually figured out the guy's real identity and his web page). So who was it then??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted January 5, 2010 Some of the GTG responses were hilarious. Who was it who called Big Train "Pussyneck"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
