come to peenie's daughter's igraduation

[peenie 1,690]

okay, so let's pretend you guys all attended my daughter's graduation.

you've arrived early in order to get good seats (7:30 am).

you get a chance to see my daughter as she walks in: here she is sitting down

here is the guest speaker: arnold schwarzenegger

now hear his speech, it's funny:

 

thanks for attending!

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Damn, peenie....I just went through your whole fotki album, and not a pic of a single white guy (or girl) in there. (Except for the governator)

 

RACIST

[RicemanX 20]

I would like to date your daughter please.

[peenie 1,690]

my daughter's boyfriend is white, but he wasn't at the graduation. (he isn't graduating until dec...)

[RicemanX 20]

sweet v-neck bro.

[peenie 1,690]

i told her she should dump him.

[RicemanX 20]

He's a MODEL. She's dating a MALE MODEL.

Invest in a dude with a career that lasts past the age of 27.

[peenie 1,690]

he went from art history major to film major.

he wants to be a screenwriter.

he spent a couple of months writing a screenplay.

who knows he could be successful, but i told her to forget about him.

he's not the one.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Peenie!!! DAMN IT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TELL!!!! Link

[SUXBNME 1,335]

It looks like at first glance that you are holdin a giant weiner

[Riddlen 1]

he went from art history major to film major.

he wants to be a screenwriter.

he spent a couple of months writing a screenplay.

who knows he could be successful, but i told her to forget about him.

he's not the one.

film major. thats tough. which class teaches him the difference between venti and tall?

[peenie 1,690]

i can't believe you're looking through my lame boring family photos.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

peenie's nephew just got told he was the 4th pick in the NBA draft. http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/lol.html

 

Umm...How is your daughter? http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/dscn0370.html

[kutulu 1,545]

I'd rather come on her face.

[Riddlen 1]

she is a legit attractive woman but man does she look young.

[naomi 343]

you get a chance to see my daughter as she walks in: here she is sitting down

here is the guest speaker: arnold schwarzenegger

now hear his speech, it's funny:

She's really pretty!

 

That's one upside of having him as Governor, he often cracks me up and it has nothing to do with what he's talking about. "Collifornia" He never even tried to get it right while campaigning.

 

His switching to German was good

[MedStudent 56]

Peenie, congratulations on raising a college graduate! You did a great job!

She is really hot looking too!

[Eagles Green 34]

peenie's nephew just got told he was the 4th pick in the NBA draft. http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/lol.html

 

Umm...How is your daughter? http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/dscn0370.html

Yummmmmm............Chocolate milk shakes

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Peenie, congratulations on raising a college graduate! You did a great job!

She is really hot looking too!

This

 

 

Also...any nude shots of her?

[SUXBNME 1,335]

This

 

 

Also...any nude shots of her?

Here's a topless one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry peenie...had to do it

[TylerRoseFan 16]

peenie,

i generally disagree w/ your politix, but....you have a beautiful daughter. you should be VERY proud of her. Congrats! praps one day she and my son could hang out together....

[jerryskids 5,206]

Umm...How is your daughter? http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/dscn0370.html

Nice boobage. Hey peenie, is she adopted?

Also congrats, you should be proud.

[joneo 529]

okay, so let's pretend you guys all attended my daughter's graduation.

you've arrived early in order to get good seats (7:30 am).

you get a chance to see my daughter as she walks in: here she is sitting down

here is the guest speaker: arnold schwarzenegger

now hear his speech, it's funny:

 

thanks for attending!

 

 

Ummm Peenie.....did you know your daughter is black? Just thought I'd let you know.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I didn't know black people had graduations. I figured it was like father's day, just one of those things that are a sore subject.

 

How long was the line at the metal detector?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding Peenie, congrats, you should be very proud. (Although posting pics of your daughter for we derelicts to gawk at is a questionable decision. You know her head is being photoshoped into donkey pron as we speak).

[peenie 1,690]

She's really pretty!

 

That's one upside of having him as Governor, he often cracks me up and it has nothing to do with what he's talking about. "Collifornia" He never even tried to get it right while campaigning.

 

His switching to German was good

aww, you really listened to his speech? i'm verklempt.

 

...and lol @ the gorilla pic, you guys never disappoint!

[rholio 339]

Congrats to the graduate, and her mother.

[Strike 3,975]

Peenie,

 

Congrats to you and your daughter. This seems rather quick though. Seems like only a year or two ago when you were asking us whether she should take advantage of her color when applying to college. Was it really longer than that or is she just an accelerated learner? But congrats. Hope to see her in the WNBA next year.

 

Strike

[Me_2006 14]

 

 

How about a little Wonder bread with that soul food?

[Chronic Husker 85]

peenie's nephew just got told he was the 4th pick in the NBA draft. http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/lol.html

I was gonna say it was his first not guilty verdict.

 

Congrats to your kid, peenie. If you're lucky, she'll prolly marry her bf.

[itsbigmoni 1]

Arnold was pretty funny. I liked the arizona joke. But even when he got serious, i was surprised. Even though he jacked it from his father in law, the part about tearing down the mirror was smooth.

 

Congrats on her graduation. What degree did she get?

[itsbigmoni 1]

I looked at a few other pics and i have to agree, you're daughter is beautiful. She has a great smile just like her mom.

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

Who's gonna leave the tip? You're not gonna tip? Well, I'M not gonna tip.....

[Chronic Husker 85]

Guttersnowman!

[Chronic Husker 85]

M Night Shyamalan and Tiger Woods host their monthly groupie sex party.

[peenie 1,690]

you guys are so funny.

thank you so much for helping me choose a college for her. we listened to your suggestions and she didn't go to a black college, lol.

although some of you may not remember, she was given a list of things not to do in college, thank goodness she adhered to your advice because she didn't become a slut.

she graduated in 4 years with a degree in sociology.

i know, it's like getting a degree in communications, but she really didn't like political science or journalism.

right now she's working at counseling agency doing data entry. when she stops working there i'll entertain you with some of the details.

(she claims 99% of the clients are from family services and have "creative names" like aquamarcus and quadravius.)

[heavy-set 39]

I brought my gat, and waived it in the air like I just didnt care

[RLLD 3,455]

Umm...How is your daughter? http://public.fotki.com/frau4bzna/2009/dscn0370.html

 

hawt

[DanXIII 8]

Congrats peenie jr!!!