jerryskids 5,430 Posted August 19, 2011 This is the time of year when kids go back to school, Eurotrash go on 6-week government-paid vacation, and the mind turns to fantasy football. I want to welcome all of our new visitors and encourage you to join if you haven't, and to use this thread to introduce yourself to the Geek Club. Don't be afraid to post; we have virtually no standards. If you don't believe me, read any MDC post in the past month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted August 19, 2011 I'm pretty new here and just lurk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted August 19, 2011 Dont forget....Can Size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 19, 2011 One of them is probably me. I think I'm anonymous when I signed in. Also you are a giant dork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,450 Posted August 19, 2011 We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted August 19, 2011 0.1 post per day average here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted August 19, 2011 We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there? I'd rather spill some blood. Then bathe in it. Then drink it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted August 19, 2011 Hey I was just thinking of you the other day Jerry. I saw that professional poker/author player on T.V. that looks like you playing a heads up poker match with Eric Sidel (SP?). I hadn't seen him on the poker circuit for some time and yet there he was and I was like wow there is that dued that looks like Jerryskids. I know lame but I have so little in life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,959 Posted August 19, 2011 I see wifflenut lurking from time to time. I figured he'd at least say hello by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 19, 2011 I see wifflenut lurking from time to time. I figured he'd at least say hello by now. Nah, I think he lost a bet or sumphin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,430 Posted August 19, 2011 Hey I was just thinking of you the other day Jerry. I saw that professional poker/author player on T.V. that looks like you playing a heads up poker match with Eric Sidel (SP?). I hadn't seen him on the poker circuit for some time and yet there he was and I was like wow there is that dued that looks like Jerryskids. I know lame but I have so little in life. I've been told I look like Phil Hellmuth by folks here. I don't see it, but whatever. Also, I was thinking about you the other day too... no wait, I wasn't, because I don't fantasize about random internet dudes. Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 19, 2011 We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there? Yeah, there are some alright people over there. I'd rather spill some blood. Then bathe in it. Then drink it. You gotta recruit the new blood, then you can bathe and drink. Patience big fella. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted August 19, 2011 We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special Prerequisites: Low hanging member Large bank account Must bang supermodels Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV Welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 19, 2011 Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest. Are you trying to get laid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted August 19, 2011 We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special Prerequisites: Low hanging member Large bank account Must bang supermodels Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV Welcome! You left out the part about everybody here being on the Lake Of Fire list except for Savage Beast. I am one of God's elect servants(Isa 42:1). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted August 19, 2011 I've been told I look like Phil Hellmuth by folks here. I don't see it, but whatever. Also, I was thinking about you the other day too... no wait, I wasn't, because I don't fantasize about random internet dudes. Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest. No No Not Hellmuth, it is Phil Gordon anyway hope the kids and wife are doing well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 20, 2011 We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special Prerequisites: Low hanging member Large bank account Must bang supermodels Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV Welcome! Slacker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 20, 2011 Hi, my name is Mike Shots and I am an alcohol......whoops wrong venue - I mean and I am new here. Nice to meat you. Shake it easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted August 20, 2011 Fock off, all you lurking douchbags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted August 20, 2011 Here you go Jerry, You got a live one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 20, 2011 Here you go Jerry, You got a live one. Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted August 20, 2011 Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland. OMG this is a gay hook up thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 20, 2011 OMG this is a gay hook up thread. Nothing gets by you when it comes to outting dudes unless they are in your family Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 21, 2011 OMG this is a gay hook up thread. The guy lurks since 2005 and you can't play nice for a single day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,450 Posted August 21, 2011 Hi, my name is Mike Shots and I am an alcohol......whoops wrong venue - I mean and I am new here. No, no I think you had it right the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeRedneck 3 Posted August 21, 2011 Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland. You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,291 Posted August 21, 2011 You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet? 35 years, here. You mean there's more? What do you recommend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 21, 2011 A/S/L/Pic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 22, 2011 Blind Squirrels FF Rookie Group: Members Posts: 3 Joined: 18-February 05 One would think something here would have you post more than 3 times in over 6 years Even if you're an alias... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 22, 2011 You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet? That's funny! I moved from O.C. in Cali too! Makes me look even dumberer. Actually, we lived in Frederick, MD and it was a great place to raise kids. Beautiful neighborhood. Catoctin Mountains on one side of the house and green fields with through bred horses on the other. After so may 100+ degree days here in Texor, Maryland is looking pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted August 22, 2011 Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland. I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted August 22, 2011 Blind Squirrels FF Rookie Group: Members Posts: 3 Joined: 18-February 05 One would think something here would have you post more than 3 times in over 6 years Even if you're an alias... No alias, just did not have much to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 22, 2011 No alias, just did not have much to say. That never stopped any of the rest of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted August 23, 2011 That never stopped any of the rest of us. No one can make a fool out of you until you open your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,430 Posted August 23, 2011 I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands. BROTHAR!!!! :hugmeat: I live in Ahwatukee. Hot enough for you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted August 23, 2011 yeah... i'm back... i know all you derels missed me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted August 23, 2011 yeah... i'm back... i know all you derels missed me are you the guy from sanford and son? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted August 23, 2011 I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands. No wonder you've only posted 7 times in 6 1/2 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted August 23, 2011 are you the guy from sanford and son? This guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites