*OFFICIAL* Lurker Check-In Thread

[jerryskids 5,264]

This is the time of year when kids go back to school, Eurotrash go on 6-week government-paid vacation, and the mind turns to fantasy football. I want to welcome all of our new visitors and encourage you to join if you haven't, and to use this thread to introduce yourself to the Geek Club. Don't be afraid to post; we have virtually no standards. If you don't believe me, read any MDC post in the past month.

[kutulu 1,554]

I'm pretty new here and just lurk.

[patweisers44 706]

Dont forget....Can Size?

[nikki2200 4]

One of them is probably me. I think I'm anonymous when I signed in.

 

Also you are a giant dork.

[IGotWorms 3,365]

We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there?

[JerkStore 13]

0.1 post per day average here

 

[phillybear 365]

We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there?

 

I'd rather spill some blood. Then bathe in it. Then drink it.

[joeshushu 51]

Hey I was just thinking of you the other day Jerry. I saw that professional poker/author player on T.V. that looks like you playing a heads up poker match with Eric Sidel (SP?). I hadn't seen him on the poker circuit for some time and yet there he was and I was like wow there is that dued that looks like Jerryskids. I know lame but I have so little in life.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,938]

I see wifflenut lurking from time to time. I figured he'd at least say hello by now.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I see wifflenut lurking from time to time. I figured he'd at least say hello by now.

Nah, I think he lost a bet or sumphin.

[jerryskids 5,264]

Hey I was just thinking of you the other day Jerry. I saw that professional poker/author player on T.V. that looks like you playing a heads up poker match with Eric Sidel (SP?). I hadn't seen him on the poker circuit for some time and yet there he was and I was like wow there is that dued that looks like Jerryskids. I know lame but I have so little in life.

 

I've been told I look like Phil Hellmuth by folks here. I don't see it, but whatever.

 

Also, I was thinking about you the other day too... no wait, I wasn't, because I don't fantasize about random internet dudes.

 

Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

We need to recruit some new blood over here. Anyone up for a Mange Bored recruiting mission? Is there anyone worth recruiting over there?

 

Yeah, there are some alright people over there.

 

I'd rather spill some blood. Then bathe in it. Then drink it.

 

You gotta recruit the new blood, then you can bathe and drink. Patience big fella.

[Yer mom 2]

We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special

 

Prerequisites:

 

Low hanging member

Large bank account

Must bang supermodels

Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years

Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV

 

Welcome!

[nikki2200 4]

Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest.

 

Are you trying to get laid?

[Savage Beast 1]

We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special

 

Prerequisites:

 

Low hanging member

Large bank account

Must bang supermodels

Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years

Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV

 

Welcome!

 

You left out the part about everybody here being on the Lake Of Fire list except for Savage Beast. I am one of God's elect servants(Isa 42:1).

[joeshushu 51]

I've been told I look like Phil Hellmuth by folks here. I don't see it, but whatever.

 

Also, I was thinking about you the other day too... no wait, I wasn't, because I don't fantasize about random internet dudes.

 

Anyway, back on topic, c'mon in new people, we're all nice here, honest.

 

 

No No Not Hellmuth, it is Phil Gordon anyway hope the kids and wife are doing well.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

We care here. Yesterday, I gave a fellow poster an innerwebs hug, he threw up on me, felt bad about it, so I gave him another hug. Thats the extent we go to here to make others feel special

 

Prerequisites:

 

Low hanging member

Large bank account

Must bang supermodels

Win your fantasy league at least 4 of every 5 years

Be willing to beat the shiit out of anyone with a different POV

 

Welcome!

 

 

Slacker

[shotsup 832]

Hi, my name is Mike Shots and I am an alcohol......whoops wrong venue - I mean and I am new here.

 

Nice to meat you.

 

Shake it easy.

 

[crackattack 513]

Fock off, all you lurking douchbags.

[Blind Squirrels 1]

Here you go Jerry, You got a live one.

[BiPolarBear 476]

Here you go Jerry, You got a live one.

 

Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland.

[nikki2200 4]

Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland.

 

OMG this is a gay hook up thread.

[shotsup 832]

OMG this is a gay hook up thread.

 

Nothing gets by you when it comes to outting dudes unless they are in your family

[BiPolarBear 476]

OMG this is a gay hook up thread.

 

The guy lurks since 2005 and you can't play nice for a single day.

[IGotWorms 3,365]

Hi, my name is Mike Shots and I am an alcohol......whoops wrong venue - I mean and I am new here.

 

No, no I think you had it right the first time.

[JoeRedneck 3]

Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland.

You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet?

[Mookz 1,287]

You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet?

35 years, here. You mean there's more?

 

What do you recommend?

[Mile High Drunk 13]

A/S/L/Pic?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Blind Squirrels

 

FF Rookie

 

Group: Members

Posts: 3

Joined: 18-February 05

 

 

 

 

One would think something here would have you post more than 3 times in over 6 years

 

 

 

 

Even if you're an alias...

[BiPolarBear 476]

You poor bastard.Ten years in Maryland,did you lose a bet?

 

That's funny! I moved from O.C. in Cali too! Makes me look even dumberer. Actually, we lived in Frederick, MD and it was a great place to raise kids. Beautiful neighborhood. Catoctin Mountains on one side of the house and green fields with through bred horses on the other.

 

After so may 100+ degree days here in Texor, Maryland is looking pretty good.

[Blind Squirrels 1]

Welcome to the posting side of things. What part of the world are you in, pal? I live in Fort Worth, TX now, but lived in Cali for a long time and 10 years in Maryland.

I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands.

[Blind Squirrels 1]

Blind Squirrels

 

FF Rookie

 

Group: Members

Posts: 3

Joined: 18-February 05

 

 

 

 

One would think something here would have you post more than 3 times in over 6 years

 

 

 

 

Even if you're an alias...

 

No alias, just did not have much to say.

[BiPolarBear 476]

No alias, just did not have much to say.

 

That never stopped any of the rest of us.

[Blind Squirrels 1]

That never stopped any of the rest of us.

No one can make a fool out of you until you open your mouth.

[jerryskids 5,264]

I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands.

 

BROTHAR!!!! :hugmeat: I live in Ahwatukee.

 

Hot enough for you?

[rallo 132]

yeah... i'm back... i know all you derels missed me

[zmanzzzz 1]

yeah... i'm back... i know all you derels missed me

 

are you the guy from sanford and son?

[patweisers44 706]

I live in Tempe AZ. I was an Air Force brat so I have lived all over the world. Been to all 50 states and about 30 foreign lands.

No wonder you've only posted 7 times in 6 1/2 years.

[sawilson 1]

[Recliner Pilot 61]

are you the guy from sanford and son?

 

This guy?