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I was at Costco a few day ago, and had to park about a mile away, because the lazy fockers couldn't take an extra 2 minutes to return their carts to where they belong.

 

Or how about the obnoxious fockers who talk on their cell phones while in line.

 

 

What'cha got?

 

 

And please let's not turn this into a Libturd vs, Republitard p!ssing match.

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Tattle tales.

 

:unsure:

So you annoy yourself... somehow this makes PERFECT sense.

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Hey ... I never stalked anybody here. People stalked me.

 

I knew it was gonna be that way when I picked the name, Giants Fan. Cowboys fans and Philly fans are pretty stupid and can't see past the generalities about Giants fans.

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Ok I have blacks and jews in my family, so I'm allowed to say some of this stuff.

 

Jews ... they have a sort of attitude. It's as if they believe they are Gods chosen people or something. Like at a jewish wedding, there's no line for the champagne and caviar. You want champagne and caviar, go get it. Italians and blacks can be the same way. No such thing as a line ... it's just survival of the fittest.

 

I'm a bobber ... which annoys some people ... I get in line, but I might skip something and decide to come back to it. Once i'm in the zone ... just backoff ... let me make my plate ... I'm quick ... I'll be outta your hair.

 

Don't crowd me.

 

Same thing in a grocery store line. Person crowding up on me. Hey guess what ... you are not making the line any faster. Back off.

 

People that can't drive. Every single day, annoy me. How much material are you looking for here? I got a lot more.

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8 year old girls that say, "I gotta be home before dark."

 

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Ok ... that was a pretty bad joke. I admit it. But it was just a joke. I'm not actually a child molester ... just FYI.

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Mostly, I am ... strangely enough .... annoyed with strangers that touch me or come into my personal space.

 

Like for instance, the other day I was in the grocery store, and this woman is walking her kid down the isle ... I'm swinging one of those hard plastic baskets, just put a couple soup cans in there ... this woman is on her phone, dragging the kid along, ready to smack this poor childs head on my basket full of cans of soup. But fortunately, I WAS PAYING ATTENTION, and the collision was avoided.

 

It would have been a perfect learning experience for the child. "Hey, watch where you are going ... there are other people in the world besides you." .... but no ... she was just dragging that kid along, looking at her phone. Oblivious.

 

Annoying.

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Naggers

 

 

You know what annoys me? When someone can't read a post that is 3 focking messages long to see that they are too late with the South Park reference.

 

That's annoying.

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You know what annoys me? When someone can't read a post that is 3 focking messages long to see that they are too late with the South Park reference.

 

That's annoying.

So, take it that one of your youtube links is South Park. I can't view youtube and you didn't say anything about it so I didn't know.

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What this thread has become annoys me

People that answer a quetion with a question annoy me

People that dont use blinkers annoy me

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What this thread has become annoys me

People that answer a quetion with a question annoy me

People that dont use blinkers annoy me

 

 

Gonna hafta agree with you there.

 

Why do I agree? Well, why do you think I agree?

 

BTW. Turning left. SCREEEECH!

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I was at Costco a few day ago, and had to park about a mile away, because the lazy fockers couldn't take an extra 2 minutes to return their carts to where they belong.

 

Why didn't you get out of the car and move the cart so you could park there?

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Why didn't you get out of the car and move the cart so you could park there?

She's a lazy focker who couldn't take an extra two minutes.

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fantasy football attention wh0res

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Don't get me started, don't EVEN get me started.

Jeannie Darcy :lol:

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BTW ... I pretty much AM Louis CK ... but still broke. Love his comedy though. Haven't seen that stuff he was charging for online yet. $5 is above my spending limit.

 

I bet it's really funny though.

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Wanna hear something really sad?

 

I'm a huge failure ... we can all pretty much agree in that.

 

But I own a nicer watch than Louis CK has in that video.

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Well oldmaid, GFIAFP strikes again and ruins your thread. That really annoys me!!!! Focking a-hole :mad:

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Well oldmaid, GFIAFP strikes again and ruins your thread. That really annoys me!!!! Focking a-hole :mad:

 

Mouncha go join Strike, and the rest of you fockfaces with no sense of humor.

 

And ... make like .... aww fockit JUST LEAVE already!

 

It's over. You lost. Get over it.

 

Annoying piece of shiat.

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Stalkers

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Whatever happened to Gettendouchy anyway

:wave:

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BTW ... I pretty much AM Louis CK ...

 

I had you pegged as a pasty white guy. But if you say you're Mexican, then I guess you're Mexican. :dunno:

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Stupid poker strategies where you throw money into a pot with a crap hand hoping that you get two 2's on the flop.

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Stupid poker strategies where you throw money into a pot with a crap hand hoping that you get two 2's on the flop.

 

In it to win it.

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Why didn't you get out of the car and move the cart so you could park there?

It wasn't just one cart-they were everywhere. I also happen to live in L.A. where people drive like mad men through the parking lots. If I got out of my car to move a shopping cart, it'd probably start a riot.

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fantasy football attention wh0res

Yeah, NewbieJr annoys me too!

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I knew it was gonna be that way when I picked the name, Giants Fan. Cowboys fans and Philly fans are pretty stupid and can't see past the generalities about Giants fans.

 

Yes, surely the other fans pick on you because of your name, not the psychosis you spew on this board. Better roll another fat one, because eventually you'll come out of your haze of non-reality.

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As mentioned: shopping cart non-returners and people who don't use blinkers are tops. :mad:

 

Others: people who leave their animals tied up to chains, with no shelter, no water.

 

People who don't say thank you after holding a door for them.

 

People who smoke in the car with children.

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People who take their loud, bratty children to really nice restaurants.

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People that try to enter the elevator before those on can get off

People with more that 10 items in the express lane

People that write a check at the checkout line

Bars that don't serve Coke products, who the hell wants a bourbon and pepsi :wall:

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People that mix soda with precious alcohol :cheers:

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I can't name something that annoys me. All the things that annoy me already have names. :dunno:

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Chicks who are on the rag and don't tell you till it's to late.

 

Fat beaner girlfriends at Home Depot that smile at me. I smile back and the beaner boyfriend want's to fight me.

 

Going to a kids birthday party and having to take a huge sh!t in the hallway bathroom and there's no poop spray.

 

People who write shell oil on my calculator at work.

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