titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 2, 2012 So I was using my wife's laptop to transfer music to my SD card to load onto my phone last night. When I was done, I removed the card adapter, and gave her the computer back. I few minutes later, I noticed I had forgotten to stick the little piece of plastic that goes in the SD card slot back in. This thing slides in, and "clicks" so that it is spring loaded to pop back out. So I hand it to her, and tell her to put it back in. I just noticed that she crammed the focking thing in sideways, so deep that I will need tweezers to get the focking thing back out. This is a woman with four focking degrees and a genius IQ, and she literally can't put put a piece of plastic in a hole correctly. Its a good thing that we have the peemuses... those b!tches probably couldn't figure out how to put those in either, this way, they just have to lay there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 2, 2012 she literally can't put put a piece of plastic in a hole correctly. I have a feeling that the little missus has TONS of experience putting a plastic piece in her hole - as soon as you leave for work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,095 Posted December 2, 2012 Women Are focking retarded You're just noticing this now?!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted December 2, 2012 Can size!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 3, 2012 You're just noticing this now?!!! No. I just can't tell her "geebus, you are focking retarded" without a major fracas, so I vent here. Women. Without bewbs and vaginas, we'd have no reason at all to talk to em. Can size!!!!!! DD's. Real and nice ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted December 3, 2012 DD's. Real and nice ones. How fat is she ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted December 3, 2012 How fat is she ? Bet peenie thinks she is a fat cow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 3, 2012 How fat is she ? Not fat at all. I really outkicked my coverage on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 1 Posted December 3, 2012 In other news, water is focking wet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 42 Posted December 3, 2012 The official LDBDE philosophy on womenz. They have this thing that happens to them once a month. Lasts 5-7 days. They leak blood. Blood is replaced by pure estrogen. Causing oxygen decency to brain. Takes about 3 1/2 weeks for brain to recover. End result: they are only rational for a few hours a month. Problem for men: When the He11 are those precious few hours of rational thought per month? Generally, during sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted December 3, 2012 This is a woman with four focking degrees and a genius IQ Yet she married you? I call BS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 3, 2012 oxygen decency Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted December 3, 2012 I have a feeling that the little missus has TONS of experience putting a plastic piece in her hole - as soon as you leave for work. Thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,783 Posted December 3, 2012 I have a feeling that the little missus has TONS of experience putting a plastic piece in her hole - as soon as you leave for work. Sideways no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,597 Posted December 3, 2012 Sideways no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Benedict 0 Posted December 4, 2012 DD's. Real and nice ones. Not fat at all. Yeah, um, nature doesn't work that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted December 4, 2012 Yeah, um, nature doesn't work that way. That made me chuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted December 4, 2012 Yeah, um, nature doesn't work that way. Are you ghey or something? You seem to have a distain for big delicious boobies. Dunno: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted December 4, 2012 She is embarrassed of your mini USB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 86 Posted December 4, 2012 Sideways no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted December 4, 2012 It's not women. Just some people are wired to be focking retards when it comes to technical stuff no matter how smart they are. I have never been without a serious boyfriend for the past 15 years of my life and I swear to focking god I have to be in charge of everything that involves anything remotely electronic. I had to go out and "take a break" from my fiance a few weeks ago because I was convinced he blew out my receiver that I've had for 10 years and paid a buttload of money for when I bought it. I'm not going to get into details. But it's not just women who are focking retarded when it comes to this stuff. It's just people that generally don't have a good understanding of new technology and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 4, 2012 I had to go out and "take a break" from my fiance a few weeks ago because I was convinced he blew out my receiver ...And by "blow out your reciever", you mean he turned your balloon knot inside out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted December 4, 2012 I have a feeling that the little missus has TONS of experience putting a plastic piece in her holes - as soon as you leave for work. fixored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,332 Posted December 4, 2012 ...And by "blow out your reciever", you mean he turned your balloon knot inside out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 4, 2012 It's not women. Just some people are wired to be focking retards when it comes to technical stuff no matter how smart they are. I have never been without a serious boyfriend for the past 15 years of my life and I swear to focking god I have to be in charge of everything that involves anything remotely electronic. I had to go out and "take a break" from my fiance a few weeks ago because I was convinced he blew out my receiver that I've had for 10 years and paid a buttload of money for when I bought it. I'm not going to get into details. But it's not just women who are focking retarded when it comes to this stuff. It's just people that generally don't have a good understanding of new technology and stuff. Do you have "control" issues that possibly get in the way of relationships? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2012 I have a feeling that the little missus has TONS of experience putting a plastic piece in her hole - as soon as you leave for work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted December 4, 2012 So I was using my wife's laptop to transfer music to my SD card to load onto my phone last night. When I was done, I removed the card adapter, and gave her the computer back. I few minutes later, I noticed I had forgotten to stick the little piece of plastic that goes in the SD card slot back in. This thing slides in, and "clicks" so that it is spring loaded to pop back out. So I hand it to her, and tell her to put it back in. I just noticed that she crammed the focking thing in sideways, so deep that I will need tweezers to get the focking thing back out. This is a woman with four focking degrees and a genius IQ, and she literally can't put put a piece of plastic in a hole correctly. Its a good thing that we have the peemuses... those b!tches probably couldn't figure out how to put those in either, this way, they just have to lay there. This is closely related to "lid impaired" http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=408736&st=0&p=4850537&hl=spousal&fromsearch=1entry4850537 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted December 4, 2012 It's not women. Just some people are wired to be focking retards when it comes to technical stuff no matter how smart they are. I have never been without a serious boyfriend for the past 15 years of my life and I swear to focking god I have to be in charge of everything that involves anything remotely electronic. I had to go out and "take a break" from my fiance a few weeks ago because I was convinced he blew out my receiver that I've had for 10 years and paid a buttload of money for when I bought it. I'm not going to get into details. But it's not just women who are focking retarded when it comes to this stuff. It's just people that generally don't have a good understanding of new technology and stuff. I pity the poor bastard. He appears to be in for a great deal of misery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted December 4, 2012 It's not women. Just some people are wired to be focking retards when it comes to technical stuff no matter how smart they are. I have never been without a serious boyfriend for the past 15 years of my life and I swear to focking god I have to be in charge of everything that involves anything remotely electronic. I had to go out and "take a break" from my fiance a few weeks ago because I was convinced he blew out my receiver that I've had for 10 years and paid a buttload of money for when I bought it. I'm not going to get into details. But it's not just women who are focking retarded when it comes to this stuff. It's just people that generally don't have a good understanding of new technology and stuff. Wait a minute... Weren't you the one who couldn't figure out her Christmas tree lights, last year? But I do have to agree with what you said. My BF is a total moron when it comes to computer or "gadget" technology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 4, 2012 Wait a minute... Weren't you the one who couldn't figure out her Christmas tree lights, last year? But I do have to agree with what you said. My BF is a total moron when it comes to computer or "gadget" technology. If by "gadget" you mean that 14 speed vibrator with the 32-way adapters, then I could see your point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
