What's the longest you've gone without - ya know

[tikigods 77]

I guess there are times when the Mrs. and I go a week without the secks, particularly if the front door is being painted.

 

[MDC 8,048]

Do you take it while wearing that big cross? I bet she loves it when it smacks her in the face.

 

The cross isn't what's smacking her in the face.

[shotsup 836]

thats why i always keep vodka in the house

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dood, have you two gone to a marriage counselor? If not, make an appointment ASAP. It sounds like you two went for such a long time without it (due to all of the other crap) that you drifted apart. There is no shame in seeing a counselor to get back on track.

 

Which reminds me, while I'm playing junior counselor here: sometimes behaviors drive attitudes. If you and the wife say "dadblammit we're going to do it tonight even if it is the most awkward, uncomfortable experience evah" it might break the ice and help things.

 

Yeah,I tried that.we went our, had a nice romantic dinner, agree opened her Christmas presents (I told her not you get me anything), had a good time, she had a couple of drinks. When we got home,I asked if she wanted to fool around... She said, no, I don't and launched in to her litany about hire she doesn't feel close to me, blah blah blah. That actually turned into two fights... One, that I just took her out hoping to get done (not true, I really didn't even want it) and how my giving her her presents early (because I had to work all day Christmas) was making it about me... Even though I got nothing.)

 

He'll will freeze over before I attempt to initiate again. If it ever happens, its her move. Frankly, I don't care.

 

Oh, and she used to be a marriage counselor. No way in hell am I paying good money to listen to her whine and Blame me for everything. I get that show for free daily anyway.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Marriage counselors are bullsh!t anyway, from what I've heard from friends who went to one. They get you to blame and point fingers at each other, when really both partners should be evaluating their own conduct and attitude and what their role has been in the marital difficulties.

[Frank M 181]

I have a 15 year old who is unknowingly the world's biggest c0ckblocker.

Both of my kids were gone from the house this morning but my wife started riding the cotton pony this morning.

[parrot 790]

Marriage counselors are bullsh!t anyway, from what I've heard from friends who went to one.

 

Hard to argue with such a comprehensive sample.

[OldMaid 2,137]

Yeah,I tried that.we went our, had a nice romantic dinner, agree opened her Christmas presents (I told her not you get me anything), had a good time, she had a couple of drinks. When we got home,I asked if she wanted to fool around... She said, no, I don't and launched in to her litany about hire she doesn't feel close to me, blah blah blah. That actually turned into two fights... One, that I just took her out hoping to get done (not true, I really didn't even want it) and how my giving her her presents early (because I had to work all day Christmas) was making it about me... Even though I got nothing.)

 

He'll will freeze over before I attempt to initiate again. If it ever happens, its her move. Frankly, I don't care.

 

Oh, and she used to be a marriage counselor. No way in hell am I paying good money to listen to her whine and Blame me for everything. I get that show for free daily anyway.

Jeebus TBBOM... Mebbe we should be saving to get you a hooker, instead of Gary.

[jerryskids 7,174]

Yeah,I tried that.we went our, had a nice romantic dinner, agree opened her Christmas presents (I told her not you get me anything), had a good time, she had a couple of drinks. When we got home,I asked if she wanted to fool around... She said, no, I don't and launched in to her litany about hire she doesn't feel close to me, blah blah blah. That actually turned into two fights... One, that I just took her out hoping to get done (not true, I really didn't even want it) and how my giving her her presents early (because I had to work all day Christmas) was making it about me... Even though I got nothing.)

 

He'll will freeze over before I attempt to initiate again. If it ever happens, its her move. Frankly, I don't care.

Wrong attitude. You want it, she doesn't. You don't "win" by not initiating, at least you don't win the main prize.

 

Anyway, I can see why you are upset, and I can also see why she had that reaction, given the current state of your relationship. Have you sat down with her and basically said, "look, I love you and I want to make love to you, what do we need to do to fix this?"

 

Oh, and she used to be a marriage counselor. No way in hell am I paying good money to listen to her whine and Blame me for everything. I get that show for free daily anyway.

Oh... well then, she knows that what she is doing is wrong. I'd look into the physiological angle (hormones, etc.). I don't know how to make her do that though, if she doesn't want to. Which is part of why I recommended a trained professional.

[MDC 8,048]

I have a 15 year old who is unknowingly the world's biggest c0ckblocker.

Both of my kids were gone from the house this morning but my wife started riding the cotton pony this morning.

 

That never stops me.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Hard to argue with such a comprehensive sample.

 

What do you want, a double-blind controlled study? I work with what I have.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

Well this thread was depressing as fock.

[GobbleDog 1,014]

I mean how could anyone NOT want to have sex with me? I am freeking awesome, and a Fantasy Football champion too!

 

I'd do ya.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Wrong attitude. You want it, she doesn't. You don't "win" by not initiating, at least you don't win the main prize.

 

Anyway, I can see why you are upset, and I can also see why she had that reaction, given the current state of your relationship. Have you sat down with her and basically said, "look, I love you and I want to make love to you, what do we need to do to fix this?"

 

Honestly, the secks part isn't even number one on the list of grievances. I can live without that. I have for most of my adult life. I'm just tired of listening to her b!tch and whine about every dam thing. I'm tired of being the giving bad guy all the time.

[jerryskids 7,174]

Honestly, the secks part isn't even number one on the list of grievances. I can live without that. I have for most of my adult life. I'm just tired of listening to her b!tch and whine about every dam thing. I'm tired of being the giving bad guy all the time.

Dayum bro... what keeps you around? You don't have kids, right?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dayum bro... what keeps you around? You don't have kids, right?

 

Well...

 

The practical answer... money.

 

Another... I feel a duty.she isn't well. She is in financial trouble. I feel a duty to help get through all that.

 

Then throw in that my parents got divorced, and I swore I never would.

 

But really... the answer is that I still love her.I'd jump in front of a bus to save her, right now, no hesitation. That doesn't change the fact that there is a lot of anger on both sides, and that we don't particularly like each other much lately. I know it's cliche, but like and love are different things.

[gocolts 300]

Jeebus TBBOM... Mebbe we should be saving to get you a hooker, instead of Gary.

:thumbsdown:

 

First crack attack cuts his own focking leg off trying to steal my thunder and now TBBOM is forgoing sex for YEARS in an attempt to do the same thing. Next thing you know these two focks are going to say they are poor and don't have garbage pick-up.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

:thumbsdown:

 

First crack attack cuts his own focking leg off trying to steal my thunder and now TBBOM is forgoing sex for YEARS in an attempt to do the same thing. Next thing you know these two focks are going to say they are poor and don't have garbage pick-up.

 

You can have the hooker buddy.

[gocolts 300]

You can have the hooker buddy.

Sad thing is, I am too paranoid to even get the hooker. Afraid it will be one of those damn John stings or some sh1t.

[southcarolina 166]

Just in case anyone was interested, i didnt get laid again tonight. She went to bed at 1030. Is there a :dont care: emoticon? If not we need one.

[shotsup 836]

You guys in south need some help. Titan and SC jeebus. WTF.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Would it be in bad taste for me to brag that the wifey and I pulled off a triple-header tonight? :banana:

[southcarolina 166]

Would it be in bad taste for me to brag that the wifey and I pulled off a triple-header tonight? :banana:

 

The only thing that would be bad taste would be not giving us the story in excruciating detail.

[jerryskids 7,174]

Would it be in bad taste for me to brag that the wifey and I pulled off a triple-header tonight? :banana:

Who were the three guys?

[NorthernVike 2,100]

What's the old line...If she's not getting it at home...she's getting it somewhere else.

[Frank M 181]

That never stops me.

 

It wouldn't stop me either.

 

:sad:

[shotsup 836]

It wouldn't stop me either.

 

 

I don't dip in the ketchup. I can wait the few extra days.

[tikigods 77]

I don't dip in the ketchup. I can wait the few extra days.

 

Truth. Makes me want to puke in my mouth.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I don't dip in the ketchup. I can wait the few extra days.

 

Exactly. My girlfriend, Rosy Palm, can keep me busy for a few days.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Well...

 

The practical answer... money.

 

Another... I feel a duty.she isn't well. She is in financial trouble. I feel a duty to help get through all that.

 

Then throw in that my parents got divorced, and I swore I never would.

 

But really... the answer is that I still love her.I'd jump in front of a bus to save her, right now, no hesitation. That doesn't change the fact that there is a lot of anger on both sides, and that we don't particularly like each other much lately. I know it's cliche, but like and love are different things.

 

That is a focked up situation. If after all of these years, you can't say those things in bold to her directly and have her either sh!t or get off the pot, then you have to go.

 

Financial trouble? If she is in financial trouble, so are you. If she is not doing anything to fix the situation, then run like the wind. She is only going to drag you down further.

 

Life is pretty short. If you have been spending this much time living without physical love and the person who is supposed to be your best friend and confidant is someone that you don't even like, why would you continue to put yourself through that. It is completely unhealthy.

[kutulu 1,722]

Wife woke me up with a bj this morning. Happy New Year.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Who were the three guys?

 

I don't know but I think they had fun

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Life is pretty short. If you have been spending this much time living without physical love and the person who is supposed to be your best friend and confidant is someone that you don't even like, why would you continue to put yourself through that. It is completely unhealthy.

 

This.