5-Points 3,766 Posted January 8, 2013 A duck's quack doesn't echo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted January 8, 2013 Starting 1-1-11 a baby boomer will retire every 10 seconds for the next 20 years. 76 million of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted January 8, 2013 And your point is ?? keeping track of who the king(s) of useless info on this site are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 8, 2013 keeping track of who the king(s) of useless info on this site are? Are you attempting to count the stars also? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 13, 2013 The movie “Cast Away” was originally pitched as a TV show and lead to the creation of “Lost.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 14, 2013 If you had tickets to the afc championship game in Denver you can drop them off here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted January 14, 2013 If you had tickets to the afc championship game in Denver you can drop them off here I find no use for this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted January 14, 2013 Bill Belichick has a .726 regular season win % and an 18-７playoff record as HC of NE. Only Tom Landry (20) and Don Shula (19) have more post season victories. Tom Brady now has 17 playoff wins, more than any other QB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,606 Posted January 14, 2013 Bill Belichick has a .726 regular season win % and an 18-７playoff record as HC of NE. Only Tom Landry (20) and Don Shula (19) have more post season victories. Tom Brady now has 17 playoff wins, more than any other QB. I saw Montana in his prime live on many occasions as a Saints season ticket holder. He beat my Saints year after year no matter if it was regular season or playoffs. He was the fawking man. I never saw a QB read defenses the way he did. Back then, DB's could hit the WR's without penalty. Rice and Taylor tore defenses apart and Montana played the king. Brady is no Montana. Montana never came close to losing a Super Bowl like Brady has. Montana has never needed a tuck rule or a field goal kicker to win the SB. He was the man. And I would take him as my QB over Brady any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 14, 2013 I saw Montana in his prime live on many occasions as a Saints season ticket holder. He beat my Saints year after year no matter if it was regular season or playoffs. He was the fawking man. I never saw a QB read defenses the way he did. Back then, DB's could hit the WR's without penalty. Rice and Taylor tore defenses apart and Montana played the king. Brady is no Montana. Montana never came close to losing a Super Bowl like Brady has. Montana has never needed a tuck rule or a field goal kicker to win the SB. He was the man. And I would take him as my QB over Brady any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted January 14, 2013 Every time I buy everything bagels, I get a poppyseed/sesame seed/onion bit stuck under a fingernail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 A duck's quack doesn't echo. Or is it echo's don't quack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 Every time I buy everything bagels, I get a poppyseed/sesame seed/onion bit stuck under a fingernail You could try a plain bagel or try cutting your fingernails. They sell these things called "Clippers". They even named a basketball team after them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,332 Posted January 14, 2013 The pistol shrimp, named for one of its enlarged claws and how its used to catch pray, is one of the most unique animals on the planet. It uses this claw by opening it in a cocked like position. When prey swims infront of the shrimp it snaps the claw shut creating a sonic boom that stuns the prey. This allows the shrimp a chance to catch the normally quicker fish species it hunts. The sound measures louder than a jet engine. The other effect from the pistol action makes the water immediately in front of the claw so hot that the temperature has been measured to be hotter than the sun for a very brief moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,375 Posted January 14, 2013 The pistol shrimp, named for one of its enlarged claws and how its used to catch pray, is one of the most unique animals on the planet. It uses this claw by opening it in a cocked like position. When prey swims infront of the shrimp it snaps the claw shut creating a sonic boom that stuns the prey. This allows the shrimp a chance to catch the normally quicker fish species it hunts. The sound measures louder than a jet engine. The other effect from the pistol action makes the water immediately in front of the claw so hot that the temperature has been measured to be hotter than the sun for a very brief moment. Apparently gun violence is going way underreported. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted January 14, 2013 Original cheddar cheese is not orange. Only cheeses made in the four counties that include the village of Cheddar are "true" cheddar. Cheddaring also refers to the process of cutting and stacking the curds to press out the whey, making a more pliable final product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 82 Posted January 14, 2013 my phone number growing up was 617-769-3652. =| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,332 Posted January 14, 2013 ' date='14 January 2013 - 10:05 AM' timestamp='1358179417' post='4947068']my phone number growing up was 617-769-3652. =| I think we need a fact check on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,096 Posted January 14, 2013 I think we need a fat chick on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 82 Posted January 14, 2013 No word in the English language rhymes with "month" =| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 82 Posted January 14, 2013 Or is it echo's don't quack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,375 Posted January 14, 2013 A duck's quack doesn't echo. Explains why there are no really good duck yodelers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 82 Posted January 14, 2013 No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 I'm going to lunch now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted January 14, 2013 ' date='14 January 2013 - 10:15 AM' timestamp='1358180002' post='4947073']No word in the English language rhymes with "month" =| ...or orange Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,347 Posted January 14, 2013 The pistol shrimp, named for one of its enlarged claws and how its used to catch pray, is one of the most unique animals on the planet. It uses this claw by opening it in a cocked like position. When prey swims infront of the shrimp it snaps the claw shut creating a sonic boom that stuns the prey. This allows the shrimp a chance to catch the normally quicker fish species it hunts. The sound measures louder than a jet engine. The other effect from the pistol action makes the water immediately in front of the claw so hot that the temperature has been measured to be hotter than the sun for a very brief moment. No way any of this is true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 creating a sonic boom that stuns the prey. The sound measures louder than a jet engine. The other effect from the pistol action makes the water immediately in front of the claw so hot that the temperature has been measured to be hotter than the sun for a very brief moment. That sounds like me after eating at Taco Bell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 We went Ghost Hunting this weekend. At Spring Hill Cemetary I put the car keys on the car roof. When we returned they had been moved to the backseat of the car. I got some readings on the EFM, but nothing substantal at the Heritage Museum in Brooksville. Something odd at the Weeks House in Brooksville. It's been vacant for years now. Through the window we could see circles surrounded by a dark substance in several rooms. I thought they might be stains from where funiture sat, then I saw a big smudge on one the dark spots. Ashes surrounding a candle maybe? Some sort of ritual? Why hasn't the realtor cleaned this up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 82 Posted January 14, 2013 We went Ghost Hunting this weekend. At Spring Hill Cemetary I put the car keys on the car roof. When we returned they had been moved to the backseat of the car. I got some readings on the EFM, but nothing substantal at the Heritage Museum in Brooksville. Something odd at the Weeks House in Brooksville. It's been vacant for years now. Through the window we could see circles surrounded by a dark substance in several rooms. I thought they might be stains from where funiture sat, then I saw a big smudge on one the dark spots. Ashes surrounding a candle maybe? Some sort of ritual? Why hasn't the realtor cleaned this up? No way any of this is true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted January 14, 2013 No way any of this is true. Pistol shrimp blowing a blast of water a speed of 100km/h with temp 9900C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 14, 2013 ' date='14 January 2013 - 05:59 PM' timestamp='1358186222' post='4947134']No way any of this is true. Quack focker! Quack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,096 Posted January 14, 2013 Pistol shrimp blowing a blast of water a speed of 100km/h with temp 9900C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc Great, now we need gun control under water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted January 17, 2013 No Republican President Has Balanced Federal Budget in 50 Years; No Democrat-Controlled Congress Has Balanced Federal Budget in 40 Years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2013 Manti Te'o is now dating the Toof Fairy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted January 17, 2013 Manti Te'o is now dating the Toof Fairy Does that mean she's gonna die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted January 17, 2013 Massachusetts pays a maximum of $939 a week in unemplyment benefits, $48,828 a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2013 Starbucks actually spends more on health insurance for its employees than on coffee beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,626 Posted January 18, 2013 The brook trout and brown trout are not trout, they are char. When a brook trout breeds with a brown trout it is called a tiger trout. When a brook trout breeds with a lake trout it is called a splake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 440 Posted January 18, 2013 An abalone is a type of snail that has 5 azzholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,332 Posted January 18, 2013 The brook trout and brown trout are not trout, they are char. When a brook trout breeds with a brown trout it is called a tiger trout. When a brook trout breeds with a lake trout it is called a splake. Whats it called when a trouser snake breeds with a trouser trout? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
