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Could you ask him to clean the fish, cook the fish and throw the fish out. I don't want it stinking up the house. Thanks.

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"I'm jumping on the I hate Paula Dean because I'm too embarrassed to admit that I have also used the N word in my life."

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"He's so well-spoken."

 

Translation - "He's black, but amazingly he doesn't act like a thug."

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"He's so well-spoken."

 

Translation - "He's black, but amazingly he doesn't act like a thug."

Quality :thumbsup:

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"I think the rims on my car are too big."

 

"Please, pass the green bean casserole."

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I'm thinking about getting a perm.

 

The porch on my double wide is big enough for two couches.

 

How do you like your squirrel?

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Dogs like me

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i'm blushing

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Ok let me get this straight....

 

"Things White People Say" is ok :banana: but "Things Black People Say" is not :nono:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

political correctness has trickled all the way down to low traffic football forums :dunno:

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Ok let me get this straight....

 

"Things White People Say" is ok :banana: but "Things Black People Say" is not :nono:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

political correctness has trickled all the way down to low traffic football forums :dunno:

It's not racist if you're making fun of white people, duh.

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Will the defendant please rise.

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Thank you officer, have a nice day

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I'll call you after work

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"Hey, Paul, you creepy a$$ cracka. How are the wife and kids?"

 

 

(creepy a$$ cracka is the new term of endearment between and among whites)

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Happy Fathers Day Dad!!

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Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon.

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"gotta go to work"

"I remember growing up with my parentS"

"I graduated H.S."

"I graduated College"

"I graduated middle school" :ninja:

"we waited until we were married to have kids"

"I have no clue what food stamps look like"

"OJ was guilty"

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Would you like some grape juice?

 

Honey, I'm not going on public assistance. I'll get 2 part time jobs if I must.

 

Will you marry me?

 

Not tonight, I have juniors school conferences to attend.

 

I'm not very good at basketball.

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Education is important and key to ones success in life

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I don't know how, but somehow this thread seems a lot more racist then that other thread.

 

:dunno:

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