***The Official Seattle Seahawks 2013 Season Thread***

[FlaHawker 24]

See? You did it again. You sound like a retard. Resist the urge to reply. Everyone just laughs.

See you did it again asswipe.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,459]

 

Hear me out. It's interesting. Harvin has been playing with a deforming hip socket for the past 25 years or so. This off season, after all that money Seattle ponied up, they wanted him to be 100%. So, they reconstructed his hip socket. Now, considering the advances in surgery, when ACL meant you were a gimp for 2 years to AP going for MVP in less than a year, I say that it is interesting. Now, when your muscles, ligaments, etc are moving in one type of pattern for several decades when you run, then suddenly, you have surgery, and you ask them to move in another way, albeit in the correct way, do you think they will be angry and sore? God, yes? So, this is what this debacle of a season for Harvin has become. Still, as Carroll was ready to write him off for the season, Harvin begged for another shot, and after practicing, they think he will play in Round 2 of the playoffs. Harvin is going to suck up the pain. And that is just what it is, pain. It's not reinjury. Harvin can only help. What, can you say decoy? Maybe he can actually play? Bonus!! Next season, Harvin will be better off than at any point in his career and finally become the co-#1 WR with Golden Tate.

 

 

 

Poor baby couldn't play when he had headaches. Carol is using him as a distraction. Most would agree.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

 

Carol is using him as a distraction. Most would agree.

Link?

[Reality 3,121]

 

 

They're the only team in the NFC that can beat the Seahawks. I see a very cocky Seatle team that can be beat at home. The Saints defense stops Lynch and we win. If the Saints beat the Eagles on the road in cold weather, the momentum is in their favor. The Saints are a dangerous team. Brees was hurt last time we played. He's not hurt now.

Kind of absurd to not to mention the team that "actually" beat them.

[NewbieJr 541]

Harvin is a soft pussie. He fits right in with the rest of the Seahawks.

[phillybear 366]

Kind of absurd to not to mention the team that "actually" beat them.

 

Good point. Much respect to Arizona, who went from a 58-0 beatdown in Seattle to actually beating Seattle from one season to the next.

 

Now, when it comes to those faggut 49ers, they went from one beatdown in Seattle to a bigger, much more embarrassing beatdown in Seattle the following year, you have to question their manhood. I mean, really.

[phillybear 366]

Harvin is a soft pussie. He fits right in with the rest of the Seahawks.

 

If you walked into a room with your mom having sex with Percy Harvin, you would stick around to the post game show so you could have a chance to eat the children.

 

Oh, that's right, the best part of this story is that your mother is dead.

 

Happy New Year!! :banana:

[Kopy 572]

Along with the interest in Quinn and Bevell for coaching positions. Now comes news that the Lions seem to really like Tom Cable.

[FlaHawker 24]

Harvin is a soft pussie. He fits right in with the rest of the Seahawks.

Your fishing is getting worse.

[MDC 7,498]

 

OK. Then let's go with WR that scream racial slurs and threats at citizens and RBs that beat their girlfriends. Look, you can try to pretend that your team is full of choirboys, but in the end, the lockerroom is full of dirtbags that are still on the roster.

Okay so Riley Cooper said a slur, that's great. McCoy never beat his girlfriend. You're really stretching here.

[Reality 3,121]

Harvin LoL, you guys are reaching now. Very minimal, if any, impact this postseason.

[Sho Nuff 720]

BIGGER, STRONGER, LOUDER, BETTER THAN YOU!

 

 

And one moron who thinks that sounds anything other than lame.

[RoadLizard 73]

Harvin is a soft pussie. He fits right in with the rest of the Seahawks.

I have to agree - hes got more problems than a math book and in this day and age hes ONE good hit away from a career-ending deal. Even if that doesnt happen, dude has bad hips, knees, eyelids, etc. Minny is sooooo happy they replaced Harvin with Patterson who has the same talent but isnt a sissy.

 

As for the Seabags this year? I must say - Im SOLD that they are the easy choice for the NFC Super Bowl representatives. No one is going in there to beat them.

[FlaHawker 24]

BIGGER, STRONGER, LOUDER, BETTER THAN YOU!

 

 

And one moron who thinks that sounds anything other than lame.

Says the ultimate assclown who obsesses over my posts. Dude turn your attention to ARod. He takes it in the arse! You'd be a perfect fit for him.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Says the ultimate assclown who obsesses over my posts. Dude turn your attention to ARod. He takes it in the arse! You'd be a perfect fit for him.

 

Nobody obsesses over your posts.

You just post ridiculous crap that you get called on.

 

Glad you like the rumors about Rodgers...somehow it makes you feel good. Only idiots believe that...so not shocking you are falling for it.

[murf74 461]

 

Nobody obsesses over your posts.

You just post ridiculous crap that you get called on.

 

Glad you like the rumors about Rodgers...somehow it makes you feel good. Only idiots believe that...so not shocking you are falling for it.

 

The rumor is on the internet so it must be true

[FlaHawker 24]

 

The rumor is on the internet so it must be true

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Nobody obsesses over your posts.

You just post ridiculous crap that you get called on.

 

Glad you like the rumors about Rodgers...somehow it makes you feel good. Only idiots believe that...so not shocking you are falling for it.

[FlaHawker 24]

The Eagles don't ever audible, so the fan noise in Seattle will be a non-factor. They can blow their little gay trumpets and scream all they want. Foles and the offense simple look at cards or signals from the bench and then have a bunch of options off of each play.

 

Eagles 48 Seafags 13

Newbie is so fockin dumb

[FlaHawker 24]

BRING IT!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZdntRnQVg

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXBUi9GM1o

[phillybear 366]

Can't say that I'm complaining in getting New Orleans at home again. If the Saints were going to beat a team on the road in the playoffs it was going to come vs a first year NFL coach, a QB with less than NFL starts, and a bunch of guys that hadn't suited up in a playoff game before. Now, they get to go back to Seattle. Now, I don't think the game will be as much of a laugher as the first one. But the way the defense clamped down on teams the final 4 games of the season, just ridiculous statistical metrics, I'd have a hard time seeing the Saints reaching more than 17 points. So, I am expecting a double digit win, 2 TD+.

 

SF got away with a win yesterday. Man, Kaepernick is stiff. He is so focking lousy when his first read is covered, a deer caught in the headlights kind of brutal. Not to mention the pick the GB corner dropped with 4 minutes to go on the ill advised out throw; what the fock is that turnip head thinking throwing that. I swear, Kaepernick is one of the stupidest QBs in the league. I'm starting to think that I want SF to beat Carolina because it will be a much easier matchup and more satisfying to eliminate those bums.

[Groundhog 24]

I was worried about the Saints heading into that MNF game, and then of course pretty much everything went our way. However I don't think the Hawks will be taking them lightly this time around, not after the Cards won in Wk16. Remember, the last time before that, that they played the Cards at the Clink, the Hawks won 58-0. Hopefully PC will remind them of that.

 

Still, maybe it's just that after years and years of frustration I am wired to be pessimistic about these things, but I worry about the absence of KJ Wright. Who is going to mark Jimmy Graham on those seam routes? That's my biggest concern on D. On offense, I think we'll do alright, I don't think the Saints are disciplined enough to avoid giving Wilson some outside lanes with which to improvise. I would also like to see Girl's Name make an appearance. Turbin has fumbled recently and his production in wk17 when called upon was horrendous. Makes me wonder why he can't see the field. Headcase?

 

I'll call it Hawks 27 Saints 20, with the Saints getting a late back-door cover TD to make things seem closer.

[Kopy 572]

Seattle 30 N.O. 20.

And then I probably won't even watch Sunday. My head says the 49ers on a 4th straight road game will be the team we want. But I just can't root for Jim Harbaugh no matter what. I absolutely detest that man just that much. It's something I can't even explaine. I see him and instintly my blood pressure boiles.

So I'll check out the highlights, and go from there.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,459]

Time to clip some more wings this week. That first game was a fluke and most know it. Saints got down early and couldn't recover. This is a different team. That's not going to happen this week. I think this will be a defensive battle with the winner winning by a field goal.

 

Heard an intersting stat yesterday. Teams that were beat in the regular season by double digit points and go on to play them again in the playoffs are 12-13. .

 

Who Dat b!tches!

[Groundhog 24]

Time to clip some more wings this week. That first game was a fluke and most know it. Saints got down early and couldn't recover. This is a different team.

 

 

 

how is it a different Saints team this time around? The first game was only 5 weeks ago. Someone injured then is healthy now? Who?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,459]

 

how is it a different Saints team this time around? The first game was only 5 weeks ago. Someone injured then is healthy now? Who?

 

 

Mentally. All year we've been hearing how bad a road team we were and would can't win. And we were. Now we get an away victory in bad weather by running the ball and stoping the run against the best running team in the NFL. I think Payton realizes this is the way to win games like Philly and Seatle. No need to dive Brees 40+ pass attempts a game when you can run the ball. Will he do it? The O-Line has jelled at the right time. They're making Ingram look like a stud.

 

If the Saints do what they did against Philly we've got a ball game.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Go Saints Go.

 

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

Mentally. All year we've been hearing how bad a road team we were and would can't win. And we were. Now we get an away victory in bad weather by running the ball and stoping the run against the best running team in the NFL. I think Payton realizes this is the way to win games like Philly and Seatle. No need to dive Brees 40+ pass attempts a game when you can run the ball. Will he do it? The O-Line has jelled at the right time. Their making Ingram look like a stud.

 

If the Saints do what they did against Philly we've got a ball game.

Flawed logic in so many ways. You beat a team on the road that is 6-11 at home over the past 2 years including 10 straight at one point. Secondly, the running was due in part to the Eagle defense which sold out to stop Brees and had 5/6 man boxes all game. PLEASE attempt to run Mark Ingram all day in Seattle. The game will be close for a quarter. The Seahawks D will punch the Saints O in the mouth again and it will be lights out.

[FlaHawker 24]

Go Saints Go.

 

Succop for the win! Oh he misses!!

[Groundhog 24]

Succop for the win! Oh he misses!!

 

If the world goes crazy and the Chargers win the Super Bowl, I say the Chargers should give a full playoff bonus money share to Succop as a way to say thanks.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,459]

Flawed logic in so many ways. You beat a team on the road that is 6-11 at home over the past 2 years including 10 straight at one point. Secondly, the running was due in part to the Eagle defense which sold out to stop Brees and had 5/6 man boxes all game. PLEASE attempt to run Mark Ingram all day in Seattle. The game will be close for a quarter. The Seahawks D will punch the Saints O in the mouth again and it will be lights out.

 

The Cardnials beat them at home using some of that logic. Stop Lynch and keep it close. I'd be concerned about this game if I was you. The Saints are playing with house money. Nobodys expecting them to win. That blow out a few weeks ago might have been the best thing that happend all season up till now. Payton is a master at motvation and will use that loss to his advantage.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Succop for the win! Oh he misses!!

 

 

 

Here's hoping Sproles makes like Fast Willie Parker...oh look, he's still running!

[FlaHawker 24]

 

The Cardnials beat them at home using some of that logic. Stop Lynch and keep it close. I'd be concerned about this game if I was you. The Saints are playing with house money. Nobodys expecting them to win. That blow out a few weeks ago might have been the best thing that happend all season up till now. Payton is a master at motvation and will use that loss to his advantage.

And the Cardinals win might have been the best thing for the Seahawks. Go ask the 8-0 at home regular season Bungles. We can play this game all day.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

 

Here's hoping Sproles makes like Fast Willie Parker...oh look, he's still running!

Says the bandwagon Steeler fan.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Says the bandwagon Steeler fan.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydSz18BtEw

 

 

I could go on like this forever, kind of like Willie Parker on that one play...you know the one...

[BunnysBastatrds 2,459]

And the Cardinals win might have been the best thing for the Seahawks. Go ask the 8-0 at home regular season Bungles. We can play this game all day.

 

 

I'm just aying. I'm not worried about this game. I don't know why, but i'm not. We've won a Super Bowl and proved we can finish. This game has upset written all over the place. You should start sacrificing seagulls or chickens.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydSz18BtEw

 

 

I could go on like this forever, kind of like Willie Parker on that one play...you know the one...

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

I'm just aying. I'm not worried about this game. I don't know why, but i'm not.

Good, then you'll have an easy transition into your offseason

[jgcrawfish 232]

Good, then you'll have an easy transition into your offseason

 

Offseason...wait, that's the part of the year where the Seattle players go on their roid regimen, right? It's what they do to get suspended for the next season after another playoff of "epic failure"

 

[Sho Nuff 720]

One of 2 things will happen this year.

Hawker and the like (meaning...completely over the top homerific rah rah posters everywhere) will become even more unbearable ruining things for the good Seahawks fans and posters and making an ass of himself.

or

Hawker will end up crying and getting berated non-stop when his team loses. Guessing he will disappear for a few months and never answer for how bad his team lost (maybe even pull a swamp dog).

 

This should be fun either way...