highsider5 36 Posted October 7, 2013 Megatron.. Shady.. All day.. sweetness.. beast mode...... surely in the world of vernacular, we can elect a handle for this guy who will be in Canton next to Gonzo someday, the guy is just lighting up the board weekly, so let's get this dude a hook. I'll make the first guess.... How about Cujo? I'm still scared of that damn dog coming around the corner, I think opposing defenses feel the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Criper 24 Posted October 7, 2013 Coppertone, cuz us owners get burned week after week.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drapg 0 Posted October 7, 2013 /thread. Coppertone it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Upper Class Trash 67 Posted October 7, 2013 What about Graham Cracker? Is that too ethnic? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highsider5 36 Posted October 7, 2013 haha... epic pg.1 score, I like it coppertone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Goomy Noomy Roo 47 Posted October 7, 2013 J-Gra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny_Bastard 154 Posted October 7, 2013 All-Morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesitedoc 5 Posted October 7, 2013 Golden Graham(s) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belushi 9 Posted October 7, 2013 Jimmy "Superfly" Graham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Goomy Noomy Roo 47 Posted October 7, 2013 Gramatron Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreenTD 56 Posted October 7, 2013 Coppertone, cuz us owners get burned week after week.... Coppertone gets my vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 376 Posted October 7, 2013 Are we purposely trying to jinx him? If he gets hurt I'm blaming this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highsider5 36 Posted October 7, 2013 Gramatronfloated that once, didn't stick... plus JG deserves an original handle so I think we can dig up better http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=424774&page=2&&do=findComment&comment=5107484 coppertone is pretty good really, since it wasn't a sunblock at all and having that all over you was a near guarantee that you would get burned... lotsa win right thar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WR Guru 31 Posted October 7, 2013 "The Kraken". As in, "Release the..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fantasy Noob 10 Posted October 8, 2013 The Mailman Cause he always delivers and Karl Malone never did! His basketball history and I think this would piss off Tony Gonzalez for some reason too. Coppertone gets my vote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unloopme 4 Posted October 8, 2013 "The Kraken". As in, "Release the..." I believe, Cameron Wake holds that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prisoners 2 Posted October 8, 2013 It's hard because nothing rhymes with 'orange'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WR Guru 31 Posted October 8, 2013 I believe, Cameron Wake holds that. Damn. Okay, sticking with the unstoppable monster theme: "Swamp Thing." Appropriate because he plays in Louisiana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
track 1 16 Posted October 8, 2013 It's hard because nothing rhymes with 'orange'. door hinge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingo37 0 Posted October 8, 2013 How about Pieces or Franchise or Easy Wind or Critical Bill or Mr. Shhhh. Buckwheats to all........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 8, 2013 some here are prob too dull to see the great part about Coppertone. Its not just the sunscreen...The name fits 2 ways because this guy is also ethnically a strange red headed black guy, and copper is likened to the color red so it fits both ways and theres never been a better nickname that fits so well. Id even bet Criper didnt even make that corrolation, but its just so perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny_Bastard 154 Posted October 8, 2013 Are we purposely trying to jinx him? If he gets hurt I'm blaming this thread. The 'unbreakable' Graham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan 59 Posted October 8, 2013 The answer is . . . Coppertone. Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday. This thread was over 27 posts ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highsider5 36 Posted October 8, 2013 The answer is . . . Coppertone. Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday. This thread was over 27 posts ago. it would be nice to contribute to the cause, maybe get three of you off my arse there are some good suggestions already, but coppertone is a pretty good handle, it works, it fits, it's funny here.... gonna take a real ringer to displace it I think. coppertone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plasma george 52 Posted October 9, 2013 All-MorningUr wife calls me that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbreese 0 Posted October 9, 2013 brees gave him the nickname avatar at the 2012 espy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcgangstas 41 Posted October 9, 2013 I vote Coppertone. I would have submitted "copperhead" cuz Jimmy G. is venomous. Julius Thomas is "Orange Julius", so no orange for the other #80. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WR Guru 31 Posted October 9, 2013 some here are prob too dull to see the great part about Coppertone. Its not just the sunscreen...The name fits 2 ways because this guy is also ethnically a strange red headed black guy, and copper is likened to the color red so it fits both ways and theres never been a better nickname that fits so well. Id even bet Criper didnt even make that corrolation, but its just so perfect. No, I think people get it. They're just a little dubious about a nickname that's a tacky reference to the skin/hair color of a biracial player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 9, 2013 The answer is . . . Coppertone. Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday. This thread was over 27 posts ago. Why would it catch on? It's funny to people who understand the context, but if you don't post here and get the inside "burned" joke, it's a pretty stupid nickname. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Magic 8 Posted October 9, 2013 Honey Ginger don't give a shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highsider5 36 Posted October 9, 2013 No, I think people get it. They're just a little dubious about a nickname that's a tacky reference to the skin/hair color of a biracial player. I don't think people will split copper and tone into a slur on the guy, I bet even Obama voters would think of suntan lotion first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masterminds 5 Posted October 9, 2013 Why would it catch on? It's funny to people who understand the context, but if you don't post here and get the inside "burned" joke, it's a pretty stupid nickname. Other people don't need to know about the "burn" joke as there are several ways to interpret the nickname. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites