Official can we get Jimmy Graham a nickname thread

[highsider5 36]

Megatron.. Shady.. All day.. sweetness.. beast mode...... surely in the world of vernacular, we can elect a handle for this guy who will be in Canton next to Gonzo someday, the guy is just lighting up the board weekly, so let's get this dude a hook.

 

I'll make the first guess.... How about Cujo? I'm still scared of that damn dog coming around the corner, I think opposing defenses feel the same.

[Criper 24]

Coppertone, cuz us owners get burned week after week....

[drapg 0]

/thread.

 

Coppertone it is.

[Upper Class Trash 67]

What about Graham Cracker? Is that too ethnic?

[highsider5 36]

haha... epic pg.1 score, I like it

 

 

coppertone

[Captain Goomy Noomy Roo 47]

J-Gra

[murf74 461]

Ginger

[Skinny_Bastard 154]

Jimbo

[Skinny_Bastard 154]

All-Morning

[thesitedoc 5]

Golden Graham(s)

[DrG 94]

Gramatron

[JT 137]

Burn Notice

[Belushi 9]

Jimmy "Superfly" Graham

[Captain Goomy Noomy Roo 47]

Gramatron

Winner

[GreenTD 56]

Coppertone, cuz us owners get burned week after week....

Coppertone gets my vote.

[BufordT 371]

Are we purposely trying to jinx him? If he gets hurt I'm blaming this thread.

[highsider5 36]

Gramatron

floated that once, didn't stick... plus JG deserves an original handle so I think we can dig up better

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=424774&page=2&&do=findComment&comment=5107484

 

 

coppertone is pretty good really, since it wasn't a sunblock at all and having that all over you was a near guarantee that you would get burned... lotsa win right thar

[WR Guru 31]

"The Kraken".

 

As in, "Release the..."

[Fantasy Noob 10]

The Mailman

 

Cause he always delivers and Karl Malone never did! His basketball history and I think this would piss off Tony Gonzalez for some reason too.

 

Coppertone gets my vote!

[unloopme 4]

"The Kraken".

 

As in, "Release the..."

I believe, Cameron Wake holds that.

[prisoners 2]

It's hard because nothing rhymes with 'orange'.

[WR Guru 31]

I believe, Cameron Wake holds that.

 

Damn.

 

Okay, sticking with the unstoppable monster theme: "Swamp Thing." Appropriate because he plays in Louisiana.

[track 1 16]

It's hard because nothing rhymes with 'orange'.

door hinge

[TheErosion 6]

Insta-Graham

[dingo37 0]

How about Pieces or Franchise or Easy Wind or Critical Bill or Mr. Shhhh.

Buckwheats to all........

[lostsoulny 2]

beast

[tanatastic 2,061]

some here are prob too dull to see the great part about Coppertone. Its not just the sunscreen...The name fits 2 ways because this guy is also ethnically a strange red headed black guy, and copper is likened to the color red so it fits both ways and theres never been a better nickname that fits so well. Id even bet Criper didnt even make that corrolation, but its just so perfect.

[Skinny_Bastard 154]

Are we purposely trying to jinx him? If he gets hurt I'm blaming this thread.

 

The 'unbreakable' Graham.

[Dan 59]

The answer is . . . Coppertone.

 

Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday.

 

This thread was over 27 posts ago.

[highsider5 36]

The answer is . . . Coppertone.

 

Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday.

 

This thread was over 27 posts ago.

 

it would be nice to contribute to the cause, maybe get three of you off my arse

 

 

there are some good suggestions already, but coppertone is a pretty good handle, it works, it fits, it's funny here.... gonna take a real ringer to displace it I think.

 

coppertone

[plasma george 52]

All-Morning

Ur wife calls me that

[bbreese 0]

brees gave him the nickname avatar at the 2012 espy

[dcgangstas 41]

I vote Coppertone.

 

I would have submitted "copperhead" cuz Jimmy G. is venomous. Julius Thomas is "Orange Julius", so no orange for the other #80.

[WR Guru 31]

some here are prob too dull to see the great part about Coppertone. Its not just the sunscreen...The name fits 2 ways because this guy is also ethnically a strange red headed black guy, and copper is likened to the color red so it fits both ways and theres never been a better nickname that fits so well. Id even bet Criper didnt even make that corrolation, but its just so perfect.

 

No, I think people get it. They're just a little dubious about a nickname that's a tacky reference to the skin/hair color of a biracial player.

[unclemercy 51]

coppertowned.

[bsballkingben99 2]

Jimmothy

[parrot 789]

The answer is . . . Coppertone.

 

Come on, if this catches on, everyone in the football world will know that it started here at FFToday.

 

This thread was over 27 posts ago.

 

Why would it catch on? It's funny to people who understand the context, but if you don't post here and get the inside "burned" joke, it's a pretty stupid nickname.

[Mile High Magic 8]

Honey Ginger don't give a shite.

[highsider5 36]

 

No, I think people get it. They're just a little dubious about a nickname that's a tacky reference to the skin/hair color of a biracial player.

 

I don't think people will split copper and tone into a slur on the guy, I bet even Obama voters would think of suntan lotion first.

[Masterminds 5]

 

Why would it catch on? It's funny to people who understand the context, but if you don't post here and get the inside "burned" joke, it's a pretty stupid nickname.

Other people don't need to know about the "burn" joke as there are several ways to interpret the nickname.