Tomorrow is opening day of deer season in michigan

[kilroy69 1,251]

for firearms that is. I will be heading out around 5am and if its brown its down fuckers.

[edjr 6,608]

Only fagguts shoot animals for sport

[drobeski 3,061]

Only fagguts whine about hunters.

True story!

[rholio 339]

Only fagguts shoot animals for sport

For sport, yeah, I'd agree. Little secret though, deer are focking delicious.

[kilroy69 1,251]

Only fagguts shoot animals for sport

where did it say I shoot animals for the sport of it? I hunt till I kill a deer then I process it and eat it. The 2 I killed last year helped carry my family through the winter annd not a single edible piece went to waste. so fock you dude.

[edjr 6,608]

where did it say I shoot animals for the sport of it? I hunt till I kill a deer then I process it and eat it. The 2 I killed last year helped carry my family through the winter annd not a single edible piece went to waste. so fock you dude.

 

You're my hero, a real manly man!

[edjr 6,608]

For sport, yeah, I'd agree. Little secret though, deer are focking delicious.

 

Well yeah, I spose if you're poor and have no other means of food.

[kilroy69 1,251]

 

You're my hero, a real manly man!

You really are a focking priick. I have reserved judging you all these years internet tough guy even though you have proven yourself over and over to be an assshole but thats it. Time to join the rest of fantasy football today and proclaim you a douchnozzle. I doubt you would have the skill to kill and clean a deer. Can't get those hands dirty with anything except manjuice from jacking off or babies blood.

[rholio 339]

 

Well yeah, I spose if you're poor and have no other means of food.

Riiiiiight.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Deer population is way down here in Minny this year. The DNR mismanaged the herd big time then we had two hard winters. Went last weekend and didn't even see one to shoot. Ended up in the bar for three days so I still chased a doe.

 

 

 

 

Didn't fill my tag there either.

[kilroy69 1,251]

Deer population is way down here in Minny this year. The DNR mismanaged the herd big time then we had two hard winters. Went last weekend and didn't even see one to shoot. Ended up in the bar for three days so I still chased a doe.

 

 

 

 

Didn't fill my tag there either.

It seems like our population never goes down here. They are everywhere all the time. I missed a 12 pointer last year. Biggest damn buck I ever saw in my life and I got the classic case of buck fever. I am setting up at the exact spot that I missed him last year and this year I am going to be using a .50cal muzzleloader with much less drop to the bullet than the shotgun I was using last year.

[rholio 339]

Saw a nice 8 point on the way home from work the other day, it looks like it's living on the college property... smart deer.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,452]

A buddy of mine is a serious deer hunter. Old guy with a lot of money that's hunted his whole life. Travels all over to different areas of the country. Loves the sport with unrivaled passion. Anyway, his girlfriend put a cartoon clip in his gun bag of a deer standing behind some trees pointing a gun at an suspecting hunter in a deer blind. He's having nightmares of this ever since.

[Voltaire 5,317]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb9yhhflmvY

[kilroy69 1,251]

I did not seee shiit. Hopefully the afternoon hunt goes better.

[rholio 339]

I did not seee shiit. Hopefully the afternoon hunt goes better.

Quiet area, or just nothing your way? Buddy of mine, his best site is dead until evening.

[kilroy69 1,251]

Quiet area, or just nothing your way? Buddy of mine, his best site is dead until evening.

Just nothing my way today. I sat and watched my baitpile and saw a monster buck standing there....once it got light that monster turned out to be some damn bushes. FML. I know I have deer coming to the pile though. I can see the tracks and they are tearing my sugarbeets up and eating the apples.

[rholio 339]

Just nothing my way today. I sat and watched my baitpile and saw a monster buck standing there....once it got light that monster turned out to be some damn bushes. FML. I know I have deer coming to the pile though. I can see the tracks and they are tearing my sugarbeets up and eating the apples.

LOL

 

My dad dropped this beautiful buck one time... the deer fell, the antlers stayed right where they were. Tree branch.

[kilroy69 1,251]

LOL

 

My dad dropped this beautiful buck one time... the deer fell, the antlers stayed right where they were. Tree branch.

funny how your mind sees what it wants. I was so focking still for the better part of an hour. Trying to make no sudden moves that would scare this monster off once it got light enough to shoot. stupid bushes.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Bait pile? That's kinda the ghey way to "hunt", isn't it?

[kilroy69 1,251]

Bait pile? That's kinda the ghey way to "hunt", isn't it?

Its just the way its done. I use a mixture of sugar beets, apples and a salt block. It gets them used to using certain trails. I am not in it for the sport of it all. I want venison because I love the taste. whatever draws them in so I can shoot them and is legal I will use.

[rholio 339]

Bait pile? That's kinda the ghey way to "hunt", isn't it?

Everyone on death row gets a last meal. What have you got against deer?

[frank 2,307]

Rabbit season!

[The Moz 69]

Is it legal to shoot a deer in your back yard? I live next to a Forest Preserve and just about every morning I see a few deers -- mostly Doe's but sometimes a buck or two.. I have wondered that - I love me some Deer jerky.

[rholio 339]

Is it legal to shoot a deer in your back yard? I live next to a Forest Preserve and just about every morning I see a few deers -- mostly Doe's but sometimes a buck or two.. I have wondered that - I love me some Deer jerky.

Depends on where you live. If you're inside of a city limits, it's usually illegal to discharge a firearm. In the country, no problem as long as you have a hunting license for the area.

[kilroy69 1,251]

If you back up to a preserve you should be fine. My land backs up to state land and I draw them in from that.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

Hunting over a bait pile.

[patweisers44 848]

Rabbit season!

Duck Season!!!!!

[crackattack 520]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a what kind of pants the son of a who shot you was wearing?

[edjr 6,608]

 

You think hunting is a sport? Ask the deer. The only good thing about hunting is the many fatal accidents on the weekends. And, of course, the permanently disfigured hunters who survive such accidents.

 

 

 

~ George Carlin

[drobeski 3,061]

 

~ George Carlin

he's talked to deer ?

[edjr 6,608]

he's talked to deer ?

Yes. Sadly, to deer in heaven that were gunned down by animal terrorists.

[drobeski 3,061]

Yes. Sadly, to deer in heaven that were gunned down by animal terrorists.

maybe he's enjoying the kale with the rest of the queers ?

 

Did he get a chance to talk to the baby's who were vaccumed out of twats while he was up there ?

[Drizzay 723]

Duck Season!!!!!

 

I remember that episode!

[edjr 6,608]

maybe he's enjoying the kale with the rest of the queers ?

 

Did he get a chance to talk to the baby's who were vaccumed out of twats while he was up there ?

 

Did these babies have names? were the actual babies, like breathing and crying or just little tiny zygotes? I'm curious, did they count against the population? They must have, seeing they were babies, right?

[drobeski 3,061]

 

Did these babies have names? were the actual babies, like breathing and crying or just little tiny zygotes? I'm curious, did they count against the population? They must have, seeing they were babies, right?

they aren't what's for dinner

 

Unless ya know, you're a sicko.

But Bambi is....

Yuuuummmmmmmyyyyy

[drobeski 3,061]

Zygoytes are known for their big smiles

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/secondary/Baby-smiles-womb-221936.jpg

 

Show me a deer do that and I'll care

[Cruzer 1,995]

Don't care for venison, never have - never will. I get a kick out of how many fockheads down here tell me, "oh, you just haven't had mine this way or that." And venison sausage doesn't count. Hell you could grind up a shoe, a piece of wood and 50 spices to make a sausage that would prolly taste good.

[drobeski 3,061]

I get a kick out of guys who eat cow meat whining about deer hunters.

 

Funny stuff

[patweisers44 848]

Don't care for venison, never have - never will. I get a kick out of how many fockheads down here tell me, "oh, you just haven't had mine this way or that." And venison sausage doesn't count. Hell you could grind up a shoe, a piece of wood and 50 spices to make a sausage that would prolly taste good.

Even worse are the azzholes that serve you a dish, and giggle like a focking retard and say "ha, that was Venison chili" LIke they are proving some sort of point. I like to hunt, I like venison, but its just dumb to try and force it on folks. DUMB!!