What's the most redneck thing you've done?

[shotsup 835]

 

Not trying to judge here, but I think most rednecks are respectful of a man's livestock. If they are not respectful of that, they are respectful of the ability if country folk to shoot a gun with some accuracy. I would have said cow tipping was more of a frat boy prank, no?

 

I know a local who had someone kill and butcher a goat out in the middle of his field. I could not believe anybody had the guts to do it. If someone had been shooting with the guy like I have or seen his two large gun safes full of every kind of firearm known to man, they may have reconsidered.

Valid points

[BiPolarBear 495]

Won't say what it was, but it started with the words "Hey Ya'll watch this!"

 

Hilarity ensued.

 

[kutulu 1,695]

Did I ever mention the shanty?

[vuduchile 1,947]

Everyone has a little redneck in them. So what's the most redneck thing you've done? When I was younger me and my friends would go to myrtle beach for spring break. My buddy had an old Chevy truck so we decided to throw a tarp in the bed of it, fill it with water, attach a hose to the muffler and the other end in the water to make bubbles, and viola we had a hot tub. Took a cooler in the back too and drove up and down the boulevard in the back. Had a lot of girls want to get in but of course only the hot ones were allowed in

I'm calling b.s. on this.

[Djgb13 2,339]

I'm calling b.s. on this.

Call it all you want chuckles. Not my fault your childhood was boring

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

I'm calling b.s. on this.

Beat you to it a page ago. Although I just said he was really stupid.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Beat you to it a page ago. Although I just said he was really stupid.

Yea cause it's so unbelievable anyone on this board has friends or actually had fun in high school and college instead of sitting in their parents basement playing dungeons and dragons lol pathetic

[Sho Nuff 720]

A cousin?

 

Yeah...post 4 pretty much won this thread.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Yea cause it's so unbelievable anyone on this board has friends or actually had fun in high school and college instead of sitting in their parents basement playing dungeons and dragons lol pathetic

There's no need to bring Sux into this

[Cloaca du jour 2,154]

You can't tip a cow. You may try, but you can't. Anyone who says they have is lying thru their tooth.

[Sho Nuff 720]

You can't tip a cow. You may try, but you can't. Anyone who says they have is lying thru their tooth.

 

Sorry you are wimpy...t&p.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Holy moly... where to even start?

 

Probably two good ones:

 

Shot a buck with a bow out of a Monte Carlo going about 40mph, "Luke Duke" style. The deer was running perpendicular to the car and crossed in front of us as we were speeding up to catch them before they crossed the road. I had half my body out the rig and a Mexican buddy grew up with us was holding my legs so's I wouldn't get bucked off the car. The buck was just crossing the road so I had to lean way out and shoot over the hood to get a shot. It was exhilarating and maybe a bit crazy.

 

At first I didn't think I got him as he just kept on running up the other side of the ravine we were in. The buck then slowed down a bit about halfway to the top and just stood there. My cousin was glassing him with the binocs and said waaait... wait.. lookit. He hands them to me and sure sh!t the buck looked like Steve Martin with the arrow through his next with each part poking out the sides. Haha... it drops after a few minutes. We walk up and I had the mexican the bucknife telling to cut it's throat. He walks up and the buck jumps up and comes at him... chasing him a bit! Holy moly was that funny... the buck collapsed after a few steps and he turned around and we jumped on it so's he could cut it's throat.

 

That was a million dollar shot I made. Couldn't do it again if you had me shoot 100 times. Got him right in the neck. My Native American ancestors must have gave me much love that day!

 

Same time my cousin who was driving had a bow antelope tag. We found a herd abd he shot it with a .22, dropped it. The Mexican kid didn't think we were gonna get anything that day and in a smartasdy way he would gut anything we kilt. Poor focker had to gut a buck and antelope before we stacked'em in the trunk.

 

Unsuprisedly the next story involved a deer. We were driving on I-90 at dusk halfway between Terry and Miles City, Montana. Anyone whose ever been on that stretch of road knows the deer are focking everywhere. So out of nowhere there's a doe on the road in front of us. My buddy can't miss it and we smoke it with his Jeep Pickup. We stop and check out the rig and deer. Rig is absolutely fine. Deer... not so much. She's laying there, and her front legs are sheared off at the elbows. She's floundering around bleating in pain. I tell my buddy Johnny to kill it. Uhh.. no gun. He does have a tire iron though.... . So he's standing in front of it all sad and looks over... can't do it he tells me. Can I he asks? FOCK!

 

So here I am smacking this deer in the head witha tire iron, TONK!TONK!TONK! She's whiley and dodging some of my blows. You'd be surprised how hard it is to kill a deer with a tire iron. People are slowing down to see what we're doing on the side of the interstate and then when they see, quickly speeding off.... it seemed like it took forever. TONK!TONK!TONK!... TONK!TONK!TONK!... nope.. not yet.. TONK!TONK!TONK!...

 

 

Finally she was dead.. I looked like a scene fron Dexter.. blood splattered everywhere...yeah.. pretty rednecky I think.

Magnificent Bastard thinks this is a lie lol

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You can't tip a cow. You may try, but you can't. Anyone who says they have is lying thru their tooth.

You use a truck to push it over dumbass.

[cmh6476 1,088]

today, or like ever?

[Djgb13 2,339]

We used to ride our 4 wheelers in the woods at night and play paintball by shooting each other while riding

[The Moz 71]

keeping the christmas light up WELL past christmas ... is that Redneck?

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

We used to ride our 4 wheelers in the woods at night and play paintball by shooting each other while riding

 

Bull Spit

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

keeping the christmas light up WELL past christmas ... is that Redneck?

 

White trash

[shotsup 835]

Duct tape has multiple uses. I guess that makes me a redneck

[mmmmm...beer 815]

Magnificent Bastard thinks this is a lie lol

 

Uhhh why?

[BiPolarBear 495]

Magnificent Bastard thinks this is a lie lol

 

A big guy like mmmm...beer who admits he had trouble killing a doe that was already down is not lying.

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

Uhhh why?

See his above post

[Djgb13 2,339]

Also don't know if any of you have been mudding before but that's always fun. Either on the four wheeler or in a truck.

[jerryskids 7,011]

 

20 years later, should I have tried to stab it with the pointy end? Maybe... but it's not like she was sitting there all still. She was shucking and jiving! "Putting her down", by beatering.... was.... brutile...

That would suck. Yeah, maybe you could have tried stabbing it in the heart or neck.

 

Also no knife? You guys sucked at being rednecks.

[mmmmm...beer 815]

That would suck. Yeah, maybe you could have tried stabbing it in the heart or neck.

 

Also no knife? You guys sucked at being rednecks.

 

We was just driving! And If we'd a dug around I'm sure we'd have had a knife in the truck someplace...

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

We was just driving! And If we'd a dug around I'm sure we'd have had a knife in the truck someplace...

I've never actually bow hunted before. Just rifles and shotguns really. So for you to hit a deer while riding in a truck is pretty impressive

[mmmmm...beer 815]

I've never actually bow hunted before. Just rifles and shotguns really. So for you to hit a deer while riding in a truck is pretty impressive

It was out the window of a late 80's Monte Carlo I think... car. The Ancestors were with me that day I tell you.

[BiPolarBear 495]

 

20 years later, should I have tried to stab it with the pointy end? Maybe... but it's not like she was sitting there all still. She was shucking and jiving! "Putting her down", by beatering.... was.... brutile...

 

I did a sissy dance over a fish, so please do not consider me as critical of your efforts. I was just pointing out that you shared your story with some humility.

 

I also know that a doe is a tuff, wild animal. I had a friend that wounded a doe with a 300 Win. Mag. He followed it for miles after the shot and gave up in the dark. I went out with him the next day to pick up the trail. We found the blood in the snow where it had laid down for the night. The imprint of it's mostly blown off leg lay in front of it. We never caught up to the doe. I am sure a black bear got a meal out of it.

 

There is not a lot of weight to a tire iron anymore. I wound have probably tried to sit on it's neck and push the pointy end thru the skull with my body weight. But that is easy to say. I was not there.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,563]

Almost went to a Klan meeting comes to mind. The girl I was dating invited me to a Hoe Down Square Dancing party. She (36b) was smokin hot.I met her tubbing a few weeks before down a river in southern Mississippi.

 

She asked me if I could Square Dance, I could. The public school system taught us Square Dancing and African Dancing in sixth grade. (Did any of you have to do that in PE in 79 or 80 when the schools were fully inter grated?)

 

Anyway, I was on a hay trailer being pulled by a tractor and saw a large object being burned through the clearence in the trees. I freaked out and jumped off and ran back to my car. She didn't follow.

 

Note: I laughed my ass off running back to my car and stopped laughing when two toothless Fawkers I had out danced drove past me in a pick up truck with Rebel Flags in their windows passed me up and I noticed the shot gun rack in said window was empty.

 

There are many more, but that one experience was lasting.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Almost went to a Klan meeting comes to mind. The girl I was dating invited me to a Hoe Down Square Dancing party. She (36b) was smokin hot.I met her tubbing a few weeks before down a river in southern Mississippi.

 

She asked me if I could Square Dance, I could. The public school system taught us Square Dancing and African Dancing in sixth grade. (Did any of you have to do that in PE in 79 or 80 when the schools were fully inter grated?)

 

Anyway, I was on a hay trailer being pulled by a tractor and saw a large object being burned through the clearence in the trees. I freaked out and jumped off and ran back to my car. She didn't follow.

 

Note: I laughed my ass off running back to my car and stopped laughing when two toothless Fawkers I had out danced drove past me in a pick up truck with Rebel Flags in their windows passed me up and I noticed the shot gun rack in said window was empty.

 

There are many more, but that one experience was lasting.

Careful being Mississippi. That place is full of klan members

[BunnysBastatrds 2,563]

Careful being Mississippi. That place is full of klan members

And Baptist. I hate Baptist. They still have dry counties there. Blue Laws. And hatred for folks like me who drink, bang their daughters, and tube down their rivers doing both.

[cmh6476 1,088]

i was at a Baptist summer camp for kids last week. They were talking about what they did and said they would turn a bunch of chickens loose for the boys, then butcher them, build a camp in the woods out of raw material, teach them how to start a fire in the ground, cook and eat sans utensils. They teach them about growing up to become men. I probably wouldn't last.

[cmh6476 1,088]

oh and then they were shooting rounds into a can of powdered aluminum and some chemical to try and get it to blow up so we could witness the concussion. They were sorta duds. That was just last week.

[cmh6476 1,088]

the week before I took a dump in the woods and wiped my ass with a leaf while mushroom hunting. That was just the week before. I really am civilized.

[BiPolarBear 495]

I told that story to the head of my gov agency... not the head of my bureau... the HEAD of MY AGENCY... as this story was coming out of my mouth I though.... oh fock.... audience..... uhhh... luckily he was in the passenger seat tears streaming down his face as I got into the telling.

 

Sometimes I forget that maybe not everyone would be cool with a guy beating a doe to death with a tire iron.

 

If you'd have been there with me BiPolar we'd have figured out how to kill that sucker quick! Haha....

 

Classic.

 

Anybody should put an animal down that has it's front legs severed, but not everybody can step up to the task.

 

I met an American Indian in Pittsburgh who was taking some police training. He was a motorcycle cop in St. Louis. The day I met him he had gotten his eyes sprayed with mace during training. He also volunteered in a local animal control unit and wanted to save animals and not harm them. We were drinking in a sports bar and swapping stories. Instead of the macho stuff, he was impressed that I have the sensitivity to pick up struggling earthworms off of the sidewalk and put them back in the soil.

[BiPolarBear 495]

i was at a Baptist summer camp for kids last week. They were talking about what they did and said they would turn a bunch of chickens loose for the boys, then butcher them, build a camp in the woods out of raw material, teach them how to start a fire in the ground, cook and eat sans utensils. They teach them about growing up to become men. I probably wouldn't last.

 

That is the nicest thing I ever heard about Baptist. Thank you for opening my eyes.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,563]

Been frogging. Ran across six lanes of traffic with an ice chest without wheels.

[kilroy69 1,262]

I told that story to the head of my gov agency... not the head of my bureau... the HEAD of MY AGENCY... as this story was coming out of my mouth I though.... oh fock.... audience..... uhhh... luckily he was in the passenger seat tears streaming down his face as I got into the telling.

 

Sometimes I forget that maybe not everyone would be cool with a guy beating a doe to death with a tire iron.

 

If you'd have been there with me BiPolar we'd have figured out how to kill that sucker quick! Haha....

I have one for you that only someone who has been in that situation can appreciate. While driving down the road in my Michigan town at night I see eyes on the side of a not too busy road next to some railroad tracks. I pull up and a deer is just....sitting there. So I roll my window down facing the wrong way on the road and reach out and petted behind this deers ears. Like it was a dog. I notice that this poor doe has no legs from like the knee down.

 

So I go to my friends house down the road. He does not have his gun. His brother is using it. He does have 2 sharp knives. So we go back with 2 sharp knives against a deer that just let me pet behind her ears. When we got there what we got was a deer running between us in the ditch that often accompanies a railroad track and us stabbing it like 50 times each culminating in me finally getting her down and stabbing her in the throat like a madman.

 

What started as hey let's put this poor thing out of its misery ended up as what the just happened I feel like I ran a marathon where I stabbed things. We took her back cut her up and ate what we could of her at a family picnic a few months later.

[BiPolarBear 495]

We took her back cut her up and ate what we could of her at a family picnic a few months later.

 

If you kill a deer with a knife, cut it up and eat it at a family picnic, you might be a redneck.

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

If you kill a deer with a knife, cut it up and eat it at a family picnic, you might be a redneck.

If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. You might be a redneck