Make your confessions here..about anything you want off your chest

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

 

I'm wondering... how exactly does this work? And did it work?

It didn't. I got on top and it was all downhill from there. That puss was deep and wide and there was no way to break on through to the other side. There is such a thing as strapping a 2'4 to ones back, and going to town.

 

I tried going down on her to satisfy her. I swear to the Man upstairs that Icould have put my entire head up in there and she wouldn't have made a sound.

 

And what bothers me the most about that encounter was that she knew. The girl I was trying to get with by going through Amazon said... "You're not the first. And you won't be the last." Me:

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Your buddy managed to find a chick, fock her, establish a relationship, and then cheat on her by focking another chick, all during a speed dating round?

 

Impressive.

No, he's a man wh0re. He rarely enters a bar where he hasn't focked some chick there.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

It didn't. I got on top and it was all downhill from there. That puss was deep and wide and there was no way to break on through to the other side There is such a thing as strapping a 2'4 to ones back, and going to town.

 

I tried going down on her to satisfy her. I swear to the Man upstairs that Icould have put my entire head up in there and she wouldn't have made a sound.

 

And what bothers me the most about that encounter was that she knew. The girl I was trying to get with by going through Amazon said... "You're not the first. And you won't be the last." Me:

 

Big vagina syndrome

is becoming a common disease

Ladies that have this affliction

are never easy to please

 

If you poke someone with B.V.S.

there's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel

with an Oscar Meyer weiner or two

 

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

 

Gonna do my best

to rid the whole world

of motherfucking B.V.S.

 

B.V.S. is a bit like

shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there

But it doesn't satisfy at all

 

Well I'll do my best to make her come

But my ###### won't do the trick

And I've got a full 5 inches

and all the words of maserdee, yeah

 

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

 

I'm gonna pass that test

I'm gonna rid the world

of that inflivious B.V.S.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

 

Big vagina syndrome

is becoming a common disease

Ladies that have this affliction

are never easy to please

 

If you poke someone with B.V.S.

there's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel

with an Oscar Meyer weiner or two

 

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

 

Gonna do my best

to rid the whole world

of motherfucking B.V.S.

 

B.V.S. is a bit like

shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there

But it doesn't satisfy at all

 

Well I'll do my best to make her come

But my ###### won't do the trick

And I've got a full 5 inches

and all the words of maserdee, yeah

 

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

 

I'm gonna pass that test

I'm gonna rid the world

of that inflivious B.V.S.

It was a Doors reference pretty. I should have referenced Riders Of The Storm.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

It was a Doors reference pretty. I should have referenced Riders Of The Storm.

Yes. Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Mr. Mcshitstainheadpenisdisease.

 

I was attempting to...nevermind.

 

Either way, listen to the video...These guys shred

[kilroy69 1,251]

I once jacked off in the bathroom at work. this was when i was waayyyyy younger and was working at a movie store that sold and rented pornos. early 20s no customers for an hour. fock it lets watch a video and rub one out. I also got head there and bent a coworker over the bosses desk.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

I once jacked off in the bathroom at work. this was when i was waayyyyy younger and was working at a movie store that sold and rented pornos. early 20s no customers for an hour. fock it lets watch a video and rub one out. I also got head there and bent a coworker over the bosses desk.

Smokey And The Dirt Bandit 2?

[shotsup 832]

I once jacked off in the bathroom at work. this was when i was waayyyyy younger and was working at a movie store that sold and rented pornos. early 20s no customers for an hour. fock it lets watch a video and rub one out. I also got head there and bent a coworker over the bosses desk.

 

You told me YOU were the boss.

[shotsup 832]

Another thread ruined by Steel Panther.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Another thread ruined by Steel Panther.

We agree on something.

[shotsup 832]

We agree on something.

Oh my.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

Sux is on target.

[OldMaid 2,130]

It was really a hummingbird.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

It didn't. I got on top and it was all downhill from there. That puss was deep and wide and there was no way to break on through to the other side. There is such a thing as strapping a 2'4 to ones back, and going to town.

 

I tried going down on her to satisfy her. I swear to the Man upstairs that Icould have put my entire head up in there and she wouldn't have made a sound.

 

And what bothers me the most about that encounter was that she knew. The girl I was trying to get with by going through Amazon said... "You're not the first. And you won't be the last." Me:

Bunny, you should write a book. Something along the lines of a swamp ass version of "I hope they serve beer in hell" by tucker max.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

Bunny, you should write a book. Something along the lines of a swamp ass version of "I hope they serve beer in hell" by tucker max.

Sigh.....I can't believe it took this long for someone to accuse me of that. I knew it was coming.

 

I stand by my life. And the stories I share. There isn't one that I can't back up. And my friends that have been along for the ride will back me up. I have more fun relaying my stories as a way to document them than any other reason. This is the place I found to share them. I got lucky finding The Geek Club.

 

I haven't created a blog to write my exploits. I haven't even saved half the sh!t I write here. Outside of my fingering Eddie, and living in New Orleans, you'd never know who I am.

 

I'm a drunk who loves life. Ive shared somuch of my life here that I wonder why I did. My daughter's softball team and the years I dedicated my life to her school and being a dad who cared.

 

I've shared so many stories that I'm beginning to second guess why I did. I did because I thought it was fun. They're all out there for those to find I guess. I hope they live on.

 

I live in New Orleans. I ride in the bestest parade ever. I like to drink. I dig phat chicks. I love my family. I love this place. I have just put the order in which I love ldecomplerly backward.

[nzoner 937]

I went to see Black Sabbath in 1978 and they took our whole tickets and during the encore used them as a huge confetti like rainfall.Anyhow I grabbed about 30 whole tickets and two years later The Black & Blue Tour came thru KC(Blue Oyster cult and black Sabbath) and i was flat focking broke so I took one of the tickets and a black marker and changed the date(yes kiddos back in the day we had real paper concert tickets,not computerized sh!t) and my friends agreed to take me but I was told if i didn't get in I was screwed and would have to wait for them.

 

Got there a half hour before doors opened and got in the crowd and my doctored ticket worked and I still have it to this day in a frame.

[nzoner 937]

Sigh.....I can't believe it took this long for someone to accuse me of that. I knew it was coming.

 

I stand by my life. And the stories I share. There isn't one that I can't back up. And my friends that have been along for the ride will back me up. I have more fun relaying my stories as a way to document them than any other reason. This is the place I found to share them. I got lucky finding The Geek Club.

 

I haven't created a blog to write my exploits. I haven't even saved half the sh!t I write here. Outside of my fingering Eddie, and living in New Orleans, you'd never know who I am.

 

I'm a drunk who loves life. Ive shared somuch of my life here that I wonder why I did. My daughter's softball team and the years I dedicated my life to her school and being a dad who cared.

 

I've shared so many stories that I'm beginning to second guess why I did. I did because I thought it was fun. They're all out there for those to find I guess. I hope they live on.

 

I live in New Orleans. I ride in the bestest parade ever. I like to drink. I dig phat chicks. I love my family. I love this place. I have just put the order in which I love ldecomplerly backward.

I still can't believe we didn't meet,we would have had a drunken good time.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

Bunny, you should write a book. Something along the lines of a swamp ass version of "I hope they serve beer in hell" by tucker max.

The woman I fawkeds name was Carroll. The woman I Was trying to fawk was Rebecca Greene. She was from Metairie LA and went though school there with me. Face Book her and ask about Bunny and the night he had with Carrol. The night at Señor Frogs.

[nzoner 937]

i have a numbered seat back from Arrowhead Stadium in my gameroom,buddy got so pissed after the '03 Play-off loss to the Colts he kicked the seat back it fell off and so he walked out with it and no one said a word.

[cbfalcon 825]

I've fingered a lot of girls. So many that I theorize many love my hands more than my dikc. But I've never fingered anyone associated with new nohemians or the dude the sang The Boxer.

 

Whiskey and Edie....

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

I still can't believe we didn't meet,we would have had a drunken good time.

The reason I didn't get to meet you at the game was because my mom flipped out. I was set Togo to the game and then meet you at the casino but my wife told me how much of a d!ck I'd be if I did.

 

I passed on the game and then spent a couple of hours in the ER trying to figure every angle I could to get to the Quarter. She was ok and I knew it. I had to be there though. Sorry.

 

I almost sent my fine ass neice to find you. She's a Chiefs fan. Next time!

[nzoner 937]

fock the alcohol is making me feel all confessional...

 

had an ex in college that i met back up with for one last visit and she knew i had nekkid pics of her,so I took a regular pic of her and put it in an envelope and addressed it to hustler's beaver Hunt.when she went into full on b!tch mode I produced the envelope and threw it at her,she was not happy

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

I've fingered a lot of girls. So many that I theorize many love my hands more than my dikc. But I've never fingered anyone associated with new nohemians or the dude the sang The Boxer.

 

Whiskey and Edie....

You're not as talented.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

You're not as talented.

 

Bunny, you are one of the big reasons I ever paid attention to this place. Everyone has you to thank. Keep up the good work.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

Bunny, you are one of the big reasons I ever paid attention to this place. Everyone has you to thank. Keep up the good work.

Although nobody really gives a sh1t why you paid attention to this place to begin with, credit where credit is due. Bunny is an amazing story teller.

You focks should actually be bowing down to me right now. I taught that old shitstain about paragraphs and such.

 

If it wasn't for me, you cuntfaces wouldn't be able to appreciate the genius that the liver spot is.

 

Not quite Phillybear genius, but getting close

[Artista 460]

Although nobody really gives a sh1t why you paid attention to this place to begin with, credit where credit is due. Bunny is an amazing story teller.

You focks should actually be bowing down to me right now. I taught that old shitstain about paragraphs and such.

 

If it wasn't for me, you cuntfaces wouldn't be able to appreciate the genius that the liver spot is.

 

Not quite Phillybear genius, but getting close

Oh my, poor BB! Not him too????

[Artista 460]

I am much more saddened by not being able to attend the Foreigner gig on 8/30 than I am about bilateral mastectomies with reconstruction sx on 8/6. I'm friends with the band mates on twitter and 2 of them, Bluestein the keyboardist and Tom Gimbel the man in black on the sax, are friends back. Great guys. Both very nice and funny!

 

Had a convo with Blue yesterday about the Fed/Murray match, which was epic great, best tennis I've seen in forever! DM'd him about how upset I was about not going to their gig next mo due to cancer sx more than I am about my sx, and he DM'd me back saying he's so sorry to hear, I'm in his thoughts and they do come up here alot and he hopes to see me soon some time. Such a nice guy!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Sigh.....I can't believe it took this long for someone to accuse me of that. I knew it was coming.

 

I stand by my life. And the stories I share. There isn't one that I can't back up. And my friends that have been along for the ride will back me up. I have more fun relaying my stories as a way to document them than any other reason. This is the place I found to share them. I got lucky finding The Geek Club.

 

I haven't created a blog to write my exploits. I haven't even saved half the sh!t I write here. Outside of my fingering Eddie, and living in New Orleans, you'd never know who I am.

 

I'm a drunk who loves life. Ive shared somuch of my life here that I wonder why I did. My daughter's softball team and the years I dedicated my life to her school and being a dad who cared.

 

I've shared so many stories that I'm beginning to second guess why I did. I did because I thought it was fun. They're all out there for those to find I guess. I hope they live on.

 

I live in New Orleans. I ride in the bestest parade ever. I like to drink. I dig phat chicks. I love my family. I love this place. I have just put the order in which I love ldecomplerly backward.

I think you misunderstood me. I wasn't accusing you of making things up. I believe your stories 100%.

 

I was simply saying that if you wrote the stories down, organized them in an entertaining way, and

Published them, I think you could get published and make some coin.

 

Worked for tucker max and Chelsea handler. Yours have a little different flavor than theirs and would make good reading.

[Giants Fan 85]

I did not save anyone from the rubble on 9/11.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I did not save anyone from the rubble on 9/11.

 

Nobody did. If you were there you would know that.

[Frank M 181]

I once bopped the baloney using a handful of Prell shampoo as lubricant, but just wiped it off at the end instead of rinsing. About an hour later, the burning began, but it was too late to rinse it off, altbough I tried.

 

Two days of agony later, the top layer of p3nile and testicle skin peeled off and it felt better.

[shotsup 832]

Man the shampoo of the 70's and 80's. If that somehow got in your pee pee hole. That was torture.

How did we ever survive.

[kilroy69 1,251]

I did not save anyone from the rubble on 9/11.

shocker

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I did not save anyone from the rubble on 9/11.

Only because you got 'em all out of the building first

[OldMaid 2,130]

BF went to the Hollywood Bowl tonight, with his sister, to see Harry Connick Jr. Even I have to admit that's pretty ghey.

[shotsup 832]

Um. . . . Yeah.

[OldMaid 2,130]

Um. . . . Yeah.

To be fair... his sister is a miserable wretch and couldn't find anyone to go with her.

[shotsup 832]

I guess incest is cool in CA. Sorry to hear.

[OldMaid 2,130]

I guess incest is cool in CA. Sorry to hear.

They're only halfsies.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

BF went to the Hollywood Bowl tonight, with his sister, to see Harry Connick Jr. Even I have to admit that's pretty ghey.

He is one of the best looking guys I ever met. And one of the biggest closet queers I ever met. I've seen women throw themselves at him and he gets off more when men throw themselves at him. Sad.