Make your confessions here..about anything you want off your chest

[NewbieJr 540]

True story. I was at a party last night with John Rocker.

[penultimatestraw 473]

True story. I was at a party last night with John Rocker.

Did he come across as ignorant in real life?

[JTB 52]

Did he come across as ignorant in real life?

What if he didn't?

 

And for those who want to know, I don't like what Rocker said.

[penultimatestraw 473]

What if he didn't?

 

And for those who want to know, I don't like what Rocker said.

I'd give him credit for maturing as a human being.

[NewbieJr 540]

Did he come across as ignorant in real life?

he's a big boy. I didn't talk to him. I don't really care for him. He was a when he played and seemed like a real dooshbag on Survivor. I decided to act like I either didn't know who he was or just wasn't impressed. He was with a girl I know.

[remote controller 133]

I snuck two bottles of wine onto a pep bus going to the state basketball tournaments when I was a freshman. I got it from our church. It was Communion wine. I blessed that whole bus!

[Franknbeans 46]

I once rubbed one out while being stuck in a snowstorm on I-93. What should have been around an hour ride turned into a 4 1/2 hour nightmare.

[parrot 789]

I laugh harder at Friends reruns than Seinfeld.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Whatever you say Mr Softee.

Still mad at him for making you feel ugly.

 

See what I did there. I zinged worms and MDC in one shot. I implied MDC was the hottest chick Worms had been with and called MDC a chick.

 

[MDC 5,875]

Still mad at him for making you feel ugly.

 

See what I did there. I zinged worms and MDC in one shot. I implied MDC was the hottest chick Worms had been with and called MDC a chick.

 

Well played sir

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Well played sir

Teaching the young ones. You know I love ya MDC. I might even be cheering for you Eagles now that I have denounced the Bucs.

[dain11279 926]

I once rubbed one out while being stuck in a snowstorm on I-93. What should have been around an hour ride turned into a 4 1/2 hour nightmare.

Too bad you were only able to kill 30 seconds of it

[tanatastic 2,061]

I laugh harder at Friends reruns than Seinfeld.

Blasphemy.

[Kanil 519]

I've got an alias that is routinely called out as belonging to someone else on this board. I actually like the guy but have never denied the accusations.

[shotsup 830]

I laugh harder at Friends reruns than Seinfeld.

Phag much ? I'd delete that post or at least put man card on hold.

[jerryskids 5,165]

I've got an alias that is routinely called out as belonging to someone else on this board. I actually like the guy but have never denied the accusations.

 

Aren't you an alias?

[tubby_mcgee 686]

I set multiple fields and forests on fire by accident while playing with fireworks

 

 

LOL.

[Djgb13 2,338]

 

 

LOL.

Back then parents let their kids play with fireworks at the age of 10. So we had "firework" wars which entailed throwing them at each other. Firecrackers we threw, bottle rockets were rockets, and mortars were either grenades or could be shot out the tube as a cannon

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Back then parents let their kids play with fireworks at the age of 10. So we had "firework" wars which entailed throwing them at each other. Firecrackers we threw, bottle rockets were rockets, and mortars were either grenades or could be shot out the tube as a cannon

Yeah, we had epic 50 kid firework wars. Made launchers from pvc pipes and blasted the sh!t out of each other. My brother has a scar from a particularly lucky shot.

 

No adults gave a Fock.

 

We also used to play flashlight war a lot at night. One of my friends dads was an FBI agent, and once he let us use maybe 10 pairs of night vision goggles he had in his truck. So ten of us were running around the neighborhood with flashlights taped to our toy guns, wearing night vision like in patriot games.

 

Some lady called the cops. They were not amused.

 

At my high school graduation party, we were lighting smoke bombs. The dinky little commercial ones. My friends dad, who was insane, came outside. "Those are poosay." Said. Try these.

 

He hands us three smoke bombs. Military issue from his days in nam. We promptly popped all three. Orange smoke filled the neighborhood. Again, the cops were not amused.

[kilroy69 993]

I dislke obese people. They make me sick. Fat is understandable. We live in a fat country. I'm talking obese people that wobble when they walk. omar the tent maker is their personal Taylor. Now they want us to not notice them being fat and disgusting. It's fat shaming. No bittch it's truth speaking.

 

I would vote republican for president. If they ever ran anyone that was not focking retarded.

[Magnificent Bastard 190]

I dislke obese people. Fat is understandable. We live in a fat country. I'm talking obese people that wobble when they walk. omar the tent maker is their personal Taylor. Now they want us to not notice them being fat and disgusting. It's fat shaming. No bittch it's truth speaking.

 

I would vote republican for president. If they ever ran anyone that was not focking retarded.

I had an aunt who was obese. Never overate ,fought her ass off her whole life to lose weight. It wasn't until she was older and a diagnosis was made about her thyroid that it led to her weight. It was removed and she went on hormone therapy and lost the weight. But she was tortured most of her life about it. Nice lady. That's Not most people, but some have a condition they have to overcome.

[kilroy69 993]

I had an aunt who was obese. Never overate ,fought her ass off her whole life to lose weight. It wasn't until she was older and a diagnosis was made about her thyroid that it led to her weight. It was removed and she went on hormone therapy and lost the weight. But she was tortured most of her life about it. Nice lady. That's Not most people, but some have a condition they have to overcome.

i do understand. My gf has the flip side to that. Her aunt is obese. All she does is eat. Non stop. Looks like one of the huts.

[Kanil 519]

 

Aren't you an alias?

[shotsup 830]

I have a racist bone in my body.

Just one

[Artista 460]

I have a racist bone in my body.

Just one

That's humerus..

[Franknbeans 46]

I once pooped in a lake while paddling in an inner tube and sipping on a margarita.

[shotsup 830]

I once pooped in a lake while paddling in an inner tube and sipping on a margarita.

Only once ??

[Franknbeans 46]

Only once ??

well, maybe there were 2 floaters. I didn't stick around to see.

[MTSkiBum 1,593]

I am a mouth breather. My nasal passages are just too narrow to breath through.

[kilroy69 993]

I am a mouth breather. My nasal passages are just too narrow to breath through.

ugh. i only do that when I am sick and it never ends well. It always causes me a sore throat.

[IGotWorms 3,297]

I am a mouth breather. My nasal passages are just too narrow to breath through.

Me too. Have actually been told by a medical doctor that I'm a mouf breather

[Cruzer 1,992]

A lot of funny in this thread.

 

I have a new one:

 

Always wanted to fock Stacy in Fast Times more than Linda.

[TommyGavin 788]

ugh. i only do that when I am sick and it never ends well. It always causes me a sore throat.

It's not the mouth breathing givin you the soar throat. It's the c0cksucking.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

A lot of funny in this thread.

 

I have a new one:

 

Always wanted to fock Stacy in Fast Times more than Linda.

 

 

[nzoner 936]

Took mrs nzoner to a Cher concert once and after one trip to the restroom gave up drinking for the rest of the night.

 

Very scary people go into the men's restroom at Cher concerts.

[patweisers44 696]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

I never mentioned this before but ... I am former NYPD.

 

And a Marine.

So the C in MDC stands for Cagney?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I gave a can of gas and pack of matches to a homeless in Atlanta. Dropped him off on I-85.

[kilroy69 993]

By the new standard. I sexually assaulted,abused and harassed my way through life. Even though no one has ever accused me of any of this, filed any charges,or told anyone about it. I'm stepping down from my position at the fry o later.tge people deserve better. I failed them.

[Gladiators 1,900]

By the new standard. I sexually assaulted,abused and harassed my way through life. Even though no one has ever accused me of any of this, filed any charges,or told anyone about it. I'm stepping down from my position at the fry o later.tge people deserve better. I failed them.

Great strategy. Im going to take it one step further and start walking around telling everyone that I raped Sharon in accounting...