Make your confessions here..about anything you want off your chest

[BiPolarBear 485]

My friend wants out of an Algebra test and asked me to fix for him. I went by his empty (and locked) classroom and jammed a gum wrapper in the lock. When the teacher showed up she couldn't open the door and called maintenance. They ended up just sitting outside under the trees and studying when maintenance couldn't get in.

 

He was so stoked.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Once when I was only 25 or so I lost my chub whilst banging a slump buster. I was pretty drunk but also she was fairly fat and I think that just grossed me out (first and last fat chick I ever focked).

[shotsup 832]

Once when I was only 25 or so I lost my chub whilst banging a slump buster. I was pretty drunk but also she was fairly fat and I think that just grossed me out (first and last fat chick I ever focked).

Did you fake it so you can pack up yo stuff and leave ??

[parrot 789]

Once when I was only 25 or so I lost my chub whilst banging a slump buster. I was pretty drunk but also she was fairly fat and I think that just grossed me out (first and last fat chick I ever focked).

 

I had serious whiskey d!ck with probably the hottest chick I ever focked. Wore it down to a nub and never did bust a nut.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

 

Also, my confession is I have a sh!tty dvd of Long Gone that I ripped off youtube. If you want a copy pm me an address.

 

 

Sweet. I'll PM you.

[Mookz 1,349]

 

Pretty sure that's what the surgeon is going to use anyway, sooo

[IGotWorms 4,058]

 

I had serious whiskey d!ck with probably the hottest chick I ever focked. Wore it down to a nub and never did bust a nut.

Now that is a sad story

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Did you fake it so you can pack up yo stuff and leave ??

I kinda tried to fake it but she knew. She told all her friends I was an ahole because I made her feel ugly...like it was my focking fault my cack wouldn't cooperate

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I stole a Rangers Plaque from the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I stole a Rangers Plaque from the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

Texas?

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

I had serious whiskey d!ck with probably the hottest chick I ever focked. Wore it down to a nub and never did bust a nut.

That happens to most guys. Hell it happened to me twice in my lifetime. Hasn't happened since. Usually when I've had a good amount to drink I would have screwed almost any girl in my younger years. Hell even had sex with a girl just to shut her up so I could sleep. Nothing to be ashamed off. Happens to a lot of guys. At least it's not permanent. Now that wouldn't be any fun but there's meds for that now

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

 

I had serious whiskey d!ck with probably the hottest chick I ever focked. Wore it down to a nub and never did bust a nut.

Had the whiskey the night before I left for boot camp. It is the only time I was glad that I did. Oh to be 17.

[MDC 7,484]

That happens to most guys.

I'm not most guys.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I'm not most guys.

Hell, you're. Barely a guy at all!

[MDC 7,484]

Hell, you're. Barely a guy at all!

Whatever you say Mr Softee.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I'm not most guys.

I'll say.

[Artista 460]

 

Pretty sure that's what the surgeon is going to use anyway, sooo

[Mike Honcho 5,294]

This board doesn't have the band width to handle my confessions.

[Artista 460]

This board doesn't have the band width to handle my confessions.

Oh come on now..

[Frank M 181]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

This board doesn't have the band width to handle my confessions.

Fat bands?

[Artista 460]

Fat bands?

[jerryskids 6,827]

I've done some things which I probably shouldn't have. Whew, I feel better now.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

I've done some things which I probably shouldn't have. Whew, I feel better now.

Does it have to do with strangers couches?

[Artista 460]

Does it have to do with strangers couches?

Do tellllllllllllllllllllllll...

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I was intimidated once. I don't want to talk about it.

[MDC 7,484]

I never mentioned this before but ... I am former NYPD.

 

And a Marine.

[SUXBNME 1,515]

I was intimidated once. I don't want to talk about it.

Newbie sent you a duck face selfie too, huh?

:shivers:

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

I never mentioned this before but ... I am former NYPD.

 

And a Marine.

Jealous

[GobbleDog 997]

I listen to a "Gamers" type podcast (I'll be damned if I list the actual one after the fish fiasco). In any case, in the last podcast they went off topic and started talking political, some of which kinda pissed me off. Now I never email, but for some reason I decided to email them and tell them to go to hell.

 

I immediately got a response of "Thanks for your support. Sorry to lose you." type stuff. This morning I checked my email again and saw I got a 2nd email from them late last night. This time all it said was "Love the GobbleDog, good stuff man."

 

The email I used has my REAL name in the address. But nothing about "GobbleDog". I only use that name here and I also have a "GobbleDog1" yahoo email. WTF??? HOW IN THE HELL did they make the connection?

[wiffleball 4,790]

I never mentioned this before but ... I am former NYPD.

 

And a Marine.

Malevolent. Buzzard?

[SUXBNME 1,515]

I listen to a "Gamers" type podcast (I'll be damned if I list the actual one after the fish fiasco).

Gametracker.com?

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

Malevolent. Buzzard?

They let you stay up late on the weekends at the "home"'?

[kilroy69 1,251]

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die

[BunnysBastatrds 2,450]

I fawked a chick I went to high school with just to fawk her friend. The chick I fawked was 6'6 and weighed 360. I was 6'3 and weighed 180 at the time. There was no way either of us could please the other. It was more ackward than anything you could possibly imagine. We both cried. She cried because she had dreamed of me being the one and I cried because I could finally fit in another's arms and feel like nothing could ever hurt me as long as she protected me. We gently fell asleep.

 

I peed in her bed that morning. Amazon: WTF? Really? I cried again.

[jerryskids 6,827]

I fawked a chick I went to high school with just to fawk her friend. The chick I fawked was 6'6 and weighed 360.

 

I'm wondering... how exactly does this work? And did it work?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I never mentioned this before but ... I am former NYPD.

 

And a Marine.

I'm a medical doctor.

 

Whew! Feels good to come clean

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Once, me and a buddy went to speed dating. When it was over, I went to hit on this chick I had particularly liked. Neither she nor her friend was interested.

 

All of a sudden, the friend figured out that i was friends with my buddy. "He's an . He cheated on me. " all of a sudden, she's bugging me to go with them to a club. They go to the ladies while I decide.

 

I go find my friend. "Hey man, I think that crazy chick is trying to Fock me to get back at you."

 

"Cool man, go for it, she's a freak. "

 

So I went with them, trashed my buddy all night, and got a bj from the deal. Felt kinda dirty.

[Magnificent Bastard 191]

A lot of humblebrag going on here.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Once, me and a buddy went to speed dating. When it was over, I went to hit on this chick I had particularly liked. Neither she nor her friend was interested.

 

All of a sudden, the friend figured out that i was friends with my buddy. "He's an ######. He cheated on me. " all of a sudden, she's bugging me to go with them to a club. They go to the ladies while I decide.

 

I go find my friend. "Hey man, I think that crazy chick is trying to Fock me to get back at you."

 

"Cool man, go for it, she's a freak. "

 

So I went with them, trashed my buddy all night, and got a bj from the deal. Felt kinda dirty.

Your buddy managed to find a chick, fock her, establish a relationship, and then cheat on her by focking another chick, all during a speed dating round?

 

Impressive.