BunnysBastatrds 2,457 Posted April 6, 2016 Jack Niklaus or Jack Nicholson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 Captain Jack Sparrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,457 Posted April 6, 2016 D!ck Clark or D!ck Van Dyke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted April 6, 2016 Jesus Christ or Jesus Sanchez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 572 Posted April 6, 2016 Nicholson. Just for what I believe gotta be some pretty awesome extra curricular activities alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted April 6, 2016 Nicholson. Just for what I believe gotta be some pretty awesome extra curricular activities alone. This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 Nicholson. Just for what I believe gotta be some pretty awesome extra curricular activities alone. Â You don't think Jack and Barbs got into some really wild hanky panky back in their day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,457 Posted April 6, 2016 Joe Elliot or Joe Montana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted April 6, 2016 So far I would choose Jack Nicklaus, Clark, and Joe Elliot. Â It would be amazing to have been the best golfer on the planet and what an awesome way to make a living. Clark had a great job and Joe Elliot, I just think it would be such a rush to be the lead singer of such a cool band. You don't see Joe Elliot doing Papa Johns commercials. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 You don't see Joe Elliot doing Papa Johns commercials. Â because he'd eat all the pizza. Â what a fat slob he is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,457 Posted April 6, 2016 Mike Tyson or Mike Ditka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,457 Posted April 6, 2016 Tom Brady or Tom Hanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 Tom Brady or Tom Hanks  Tom Hanks.  can't stand Brady's wife, for a myriad of reasons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,510 Posted April 6, 2016 GFIAFP or Ed jr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted April 6, 2016 GFIAFP or Ed jr? Â The toughest of calls. Would you rather murder a child or bang one? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted April 6, 2016 Jesus Christ or Jesus Sanchez  Jesus Shuttlesworth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 Â The toughest of calls. Would you rather murder a child or bang one? Â Â oh wait. Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,510 Posted April 6, 2016 David Tyree or Mario Manningham? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted April 6, 2016 JPP's hand or Tom Coughlin's career? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,510 Posted April 6, 2016 Bill Buckner or Assante Samuel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,307 Posted April 6, 2016 Or would you rather be a fish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 6, 2016  Tom Hanks.  can't stand Brady's wife, for a myriad of reasons  There's this new thing called 'divorce'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted April 6, 2016 JPP's hand or Tom Coughlin's career? Tough call, they both got 1 finger and black marks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,766 Posted April 6, 2016 Jason Pierre Paul's bad hand or the Eagles trophy case? Â Â Edit... didn't see he JPP reference above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,270 Posted April 6, 2016 A big little dlck or a little big dlck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,349 Posted April 6, 2016 Â There's this new thing called 'divorce'. Â Yeahbut...is this a thing like...you're still you, but you're suddenly transported into the body of the person and have your own free will going forward? Or is it more like "whose life would you rather have lived?". I kind of take it the second way. If it's the former, it wouldn't matter much cuz I'd ruin the guy's life within a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,766 Posted April 6, 2016 it wouldn't matter much cuz I'd ruin the guy's life within a week. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted April 7, 2016 D!ck Clark or D!ck Van Dyke Today's America is so pathetically PC that if the D1ck Van Dyke Show was around today, people would boycott it because it condones raping lesbian van owners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,321 Posted April 7, 2016 Today's America is so pathetically PC that if the D1ck Van Dyke Show was around today, people would boycott it because it condones raping lesbian van owners. Along those same lines, Don Rickles will always be funny as hell even if nobody can re-tell his jokes anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
