nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 After 27 years of direct mail marketing I finally sold my business to a much younger energetic man.I'll be staying on through the July mailing and then will be available as an advisor throughout a three year span as I'm also doing some owner financing. As I type this I have mixed emotions as I'm about to close a quarter century chapter of my life but I'm also excited to see where this young man takes the publication as he if full of new ideas and to be 100% honest I was stale and burnt out. I'm also excited that I'll now be able to spend more time with my fireworks business and may also have an opportunity to do some work with my fireworks wholesaler which will possibly include a trip to China to learn even more about the business. Other than that the mrs and I have plenty of decisions to make in the coming months as we could sell our property here and semi-retire to Grand Lake as well.Everything is just a blur right now as my biggest concern is deciding whether or not I'm ready to slow down and live a very simple life as I'm a strong A personality and love being around people and going and doing while the mrs is on full disability and prefers staying home and reading a book. Anyhow just wanted to share as over my 15 years as a geek we've discussed my businesses a few times. Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 23, 2017 So, who will be shipping all of those double-ended d!ldoes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 Don't fall for the 'Let me handle your retirement funds' scams so many retirees fall for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 23, 2017 So, who will be shipping all of those double-ended d!ldoes? Your mom after she does QC on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 23, 2017 Nzoner...why don't you let me handle your retir......... Never mind, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 Nzoner...why don't you let me handle your retir......... Never mind, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted March 23, 2017 just curious... direct mail is somewhat an "old school", "push marketing" approach... hasn't that industry taken a big hit over the last 5 to 10 years with the emergence of "pull" and "search" marketing? Seems to me that direct mail success would come AFTER you've built a data base of prospects that found you... and you're then using direct mail to reach back out to them and put them in the "marketing funnel" again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,656 Posted March 23, 2017 Good luck. Like I told people after I retired, work sucks, but not working sucks more. Working part time is just right for me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 Yes please don't be the old guy who let's someone inside their house for a "gutter inspection". Also, I have a 401k so that makes me qualified to run anyone's retirement. Just in case you were looking for a guy to handle things while you gallivant around the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 Good luck. Like I told people after I retired, work sucks, but not working sucks more. Working part time is just right for me. Ahh the Walmart greeter stretch of life. Must be wonderful seeing all of those smiling faces just looking for a good deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 just curious... direct mail is somewhat an "old school", "push marketing" approach... hasn't that industry taken a big hit over the last 5 to 10 years with the emergence of "pull" and "search" marketing? Seems to me that direct mail success would come AFTER you've built a data base of prospects that found you... and you're then using direct mail to reach back out to them and put them in the "marketing funnel" again. Our publication is what's called a walk saturation marriage mailer(numerous businesses going together to get their message to everyone) and yes it's taken a hit over the years but not as big as one may think,in fact at least in our area it's seen a resurgence.Many look at us as junk mail however in our defense our publication has no national BS or what I call scam ads,it's 100% local businesses all with great offers to the public. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 Ahh the Walmart greeter stretch of life. Must be wonderful seeing all of those smiling faces just looking for a good deal. I'd be Walter if it ever come to that,"Welcome to Wal-Mart get your sh!t and get out!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 23, 2017 Nzoner......I was just in the neighborhood and I noticed you have an issue wth your shingles on your roof...have you been up there lately? I mean.....gosh I'd love to help you here so you don't end up with major water damage...but we are JUST...SO...BOOKED....UP. Ya know what...screw it...I'm going against policy here...but I can reshingle your house tomorrow. That'll be $12,000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 Nzoner......I was just in the neighborhood and I noticed you have an issue wth your shingles on your roof...have you been up there lately? I mean.....gosh I'd love to help you here so you don't end up with major water damage...but we are JUST...SO...BOOKED....UP. Ya know what...screw it...I'm going against policy here...but I can reshingle your house tomorrow. That'll be $12,000. Seeing that I live in a metal pole barn I'd say you're focked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 Seeing that I live in a metal pole barn I'd say you're focked Doesn't mean you can't add a layer of shingles for double extra protection. Some studies even say they provide triple extra double protection. I would at least consider the offer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 23, 2017 Doesn't mean you can't add a layer of shingles for double extra protection. Some studies even say they provide triple extra double protection. I would at least consider the offer. That's what THEY say. But ya know...metal roof makes it more difficult..ill have to lay down some blah blah blah before i shingle it. Luckily....it's on sale. $16,000 old timer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 23, 2017 Just one tiny ad..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 That's what THEY say. But ya know...metal roof makes it more difficult..ill have to lay down some blah blah blah before i shingle it. Luckily....it's on sale. $16,000 old timer. That's a deal. Blah blah blah is really expensive this time of year. I would also get his SS#, for tax purposes and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted March 23, 2017 Great, now I can advertise in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted March 23, 2017 Just kidding, best of luck with your future endeavors. And if you feel like volunteering some of your free time I can hook you up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 23, 2017 How did you have a business that's a professional spam mailer and another that sells its products one day a year for July 4th? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 That's what THEY say. But ya know...metal roof makes it more difficult..ill have to lay down some blah blah blah before i shingle it. Luckily....it's on sale. $16,000 old timer. Get off my damn lawn sonny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 23, 2017 Just kidding, best of luck with your future endeavors. And if you feel like volunteering some of your free time I can hook you up Thanks and maybe,as long as I don't have to be around any bluegrass music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 23, 2017 Congratulations! Whish I could move on from my business but with a couple of young boys, it'll be another 15 years 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 Congratulations! Whish I could move on from my business but with a couple of young boys, it'll be another 15 years I hope you mean your sons.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted March 23, 2017 how could you not like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted March 23, 2017 How much ya clear on the deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted March 23, 2017 How did you have a business that's a professional spam mailer and another that sells its products one day a year for July 4th? Seriously, two of the most annoying products going. Fock all that bullshiot that comes in the mail and gets immediately tossed and fock all those fireworks, I cheer for every person that loses a digit, etc. when they go awry. Also, feel free to get off my lawn ASAP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted March 23, 2017 How much ya clear on the deal? yeah, you need any tax credits? I have some for sale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 756 Posted March 23, 2017 How far is Grand Lake from Arrowhead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2017 I am not a fan of fireworks because something always goes wrong. I have had shlt fly at me so many times. I don't even want to be around that shlt at all unless it's a pro doing it. Not worth losing my eye for a damn bottle rocket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshall 98 Posted March 23, 2017 Congratulations on a job well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshall 98 Posted March 23, 2017 Nzoner......I was just in the neighborhood and I noticed you have an issue wth your shingles on your roof...have you been up there lately? I mean.....gosh I'd love to help you here so you don't end up with major water damage...but we are JUST...SO...BOOKED....UP. Ya know what...screw it...I'm going against policy here...but I can reshingle your house tomorrow. That'll be $12,000. Perfection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 23, 2017 Don't fall for the 'Let me handle your retirement funds' scams so many retirees fall for. Examples? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 23, 2017 just curious... direct mail is somewhat an "old school", "push marketing" approach... hasn't that industry taken a big hit over the last 5 to 10 years with the emergence of "pull" and "search" marketing? Seems to me that direct mail success would come AFTER you've built a data base of prospects that found you... and you're then using direct mail to reach back out to them and put them in the "marketing funnel" again. Why do you think he us retiring from the business? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 24, 2017 How far is Grand Lake from Arrowhead? 3 hours give or take Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 24, 2017 I am not a fan of fireworks because something always goes wrong. I have had shlt fly at me so many times. I don't even want to be around that shlt at all unless it's a pro doing it. Not worth losing my eye for a damn bottle rocket My advice is to quit buying black market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites