nzoner 936 Posted December 1, 2017 Sounds like you did suck your fair share of pipes Coming from someone who owned an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted December 1, 2017 Montanny. Half the car/trucks in the high school parking lot had guns in them. Nowadays a bullet will get you expelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted December 1, 2017 Swiss Army Knife - had it on me all the time back then Pop Rocks - 'cuz that one kid died so nobody can ever have them again Probably can't have a magnifying glass anymore... we used to just burn sh!t with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted December 1, 2017 I took a ninja sword once. It was not a problem. But we weren't allowed to have sunglasses or hats. I don't mean you couldn't wear them, you couldn't even have them on campus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 1, 2017 one kid had a stileto he brought just to show and tell us how illegal it was. i think same kid brought brass knuckles another time. and fireworks, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 2, 2017 I got sent to the principal's office for wearing a shirt that read Disco Sucks,he tried to make me turn it inside out,when I refused he called Mama Nzoner and she said send him home he's not walking around school looking like a dork all day.Loved my Mama Nzoner. We had a teacher that was always making kids turn their shirts inside out. Cigarette or alcohol logos. Big Johnson shirts. Whatever. So this one kid turned his shirt out at home. Wrote Fock you ms. Smith on it. Turned it back inside out and went to school. She made him turn it inside out at lunch, revealing the new message. Place went nuts. Good times. I believe he got a three day vacation for that one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 2, 2017 Had a guy at my HS who put a poisunas snake in his truck after it was broken into numerous times. Left it on the dash. Word got out and the school and cops were called out. He got a slap on the wrist and was told to stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spork in the road 2 Posted December 2, 2017 Peanuts, gluten. Brought an assortment of donuts to school at my son’s school. Apparently one had some peanuts on it and that was roughly equivalent to a nuclear holicaust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,383 Posted December 2, 2017 I brought all of the following at some point: Folding knife Butterfly knife Ninja star Cigarettes Dope Liquor Fire crackers Lighters Matches Porno mags Shotgun and rifle in vehicle We had a school sanctioned "student smoking area" for those 16 and older. When Miami Vice was big, we brought bags of flour and acted like it was coke. We acted out drug deals with each other. I think I was 6th or 7th grade. Teachers never said sh!t. Good times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted December 2, 2017 Count me in on Butterfly Knife Ninja Star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted December 2, 2017 We had a teacher that was always making kids turn their shirts inside out. Cigarette or alcohol logos. Big Johnson shirts. Whatever. So this one kid turned his shirt out at home. Wrote Fock you ms. Smith on it. Turned it back inside out and went to school. She made him turn it inside out at lunch, revealing the new message. Place went nuts. Good times. I believe he got a three day vacation for that one. Her expression had to be priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 2, 2017 Shotguns in the car during upland season. I was a good kid in highschool, never got in trouble. Only reason I had guns is to go hunting right after school got out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,653 Posted December 2, 2017 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 2, 2017 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer My dad recently sent me the complete works of Mark Twain. Some old collection my grandpa had. I told my 10 year old he should read them all. Hes starting with Tom Sawyer. As I recall Huck Finn was more filled with the N word, but its been a long time since Ive read them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 2, 2017 i slipped some anthrax thru in the 7th grade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phan a tic 6 Posted December 2, 2017 In the Third Grade at Christmas I received a Roy Rogers toy double gun and holster set. I not only took them to school, I wore them as a TV cowboy would. Off and on for several weeks. I remember several times when another kid in class would say something I didn't like and I'd pull out both toy guns, twirl em around like Roy Rogers, point them at the kid and yell 'stick em up'. Kids would laugh and the Teacher would too. How do you think that would go over nowadays? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted December 3, 2017 i slipped some anthrax thru in the 7th grade. Talking to you is like clapping with one hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted December 3, 2017 A class treat with nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 3, 2017 my friend found a bunch of rusty syringes that we used as darts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted December 3, 2017 not a sense of entitlement or snowflake mentality? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted December 4, 2017 A class treat with nuts. You cant trade lunches at my 7 y/o school. I dont remember if that was a rule or not bitd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted December 4, 2017 Did anyone mention boner or stiffy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted December 4, 2017 Did anyone mention boner or stiffy? No,with all the teachers having sex with students that'd be a plus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites