Things kids brought to school in the 80s, today would get them expelled.

[nzoner 936]

Sounds like you did suck your fair share of pipes

Coming from someone who owned an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox

[parrot 789]

Montanny. Half the car/trucks in the high school parking lot had guns in them. Nowadays a bullet will get you expelled.

[TD Ryan2 314]

Swiss Army Knife - had it on me all the time back then

 

Pop Rocks - 'cuz that one kid died so nobody can ever have them again

 

Probably can't have a magnifying glass anymore... we used to just burn sh!t with it

[frank 2,145]

I took a ninja sword once. It was not a problem.

 

But we weren't allowed to have sunglasses or hats. I don't mean you couldn't wear them, you couldn't even have them on campus.

[ROCKFORD 134]

one kid had a stileto he brought just to show and tell us how illegal it was.

 

i think same kid brought brass knuckles another time.

 

and fireworks, of course.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I got sent to the principal's office for wearing a shirt that read Disco Sucks,he tried to make me turn it inside out,when I refused he called Mama Nzoner and she said send him home he's not walking around school looking like a dork all day.Loved my Mama Nzoner.

We had a teacher that was always making kids turn their shirts inside out. Cigarette or alcohol logos. Big Johnson shirts. Whatever.

 

So this one kid turned his shirt out at home. Wrote Fock you ms. Smith on it. Turned it back inside out and went to school.

 

She made him turn it inside out at lunch, revealing the new message. Place went nuts. Good times.

 

I believe he got a three day vacation for that one.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

Had a guy at my HS who put a poisunas snake in his truck after it was broken into numerous times. Left it on the dash. Word got out and the school and cops were called out.

 

He got a slap on the wrist and was told to stop.

[spork in the road 2]

Peanuts, gluten. Brought an assortment of donuts to school at my son’s school. Apparently one had some peanuts on it and that was roughly equivalent to a nuclear holicaust.

[Fireballer 2,383]

I brought all of the following at some point:

Folding knife

Butterfly knife

Ninja star

Cigarettes

Dope

Liquor

Fire crackers

Lighters

Matches

Porno mags

Shotgun and rifle in vehicle

 

We had a school sanctioned "student smoking area" for those 16 and older.

 

When Miami Vice was big, we brought bags of flour and acted like it was coke. We acted out drug deals with each other. I think I was 6th or 7th grade. Teachers never said sh!t.

 

 

 

Good times!

[KSB2424 3,083]

Count me in on

 

Butterfly Knife

Ninja Star

[nzoner 936]

We had a teacher that was always making kids turn their shirts inside out. Cigarette or alcohol logos. Big Johnson shirts. Whatever.

 

So this one kid turned his shirt out at home. Wrote Fock you ms. Smith on it. Turned it back inside out and went to school.

 

She made him turn it inside out at lunch, revealing the new message. Place went nuts. Good times.

 

I believe he got a three day vacation for that one.

Her expression had to be priceless

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

Shotguns in the car during upland season. I was a good kid in highschool, never got in trouble. Only reason I had guns is to go hunting right after school got out.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,653]

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

[vuduchile 1,941]

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

My dad recently sent me the complete works of Mark Twain. Some old collection my grandpa had. I told my 10 year old he should read them all. Hes starting with Tom Sawyer.

 

As I recall Huck Finn was more filled with the N word, but its been a long time since Ive read them.

[ROCKFORD 134]

i slipped some anthrax thru in the 7th grade.

[phan a tic 6]

In the Third Grade at Christmas I received a Roy Rogers toy double gun and holster set. I not only took them to school, I wore them as a TV cowboy would. Off and on for several weeks. I remember several times when another kid in class would say something I didn't like and I'd pull out both toy guns, twirl em around like Roy Rogers, point them at the kid and yell 'stick em up'.

Kids would laugh and the Teacher would too.

 

How do you think that would go over nowadays?

[frank 2,145]

i slipped some anthrax thru in the 7th grade.

 

Talking to you is like clapping with one hand.

[kilroy69 994]

A class treat with nuts.

[ROCKFORD 134]

my friend found a bunch of rusty syringes that we used as darts.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

not a sense of entitlement or snowflake mentality?

[mobb_deep 917]

A class treat with nuts.

You cant trade lunches at my 7 y/o school. I dont remember if that was a rule or not bitd?

[edjr 5,567]

Did anyone mention boner or stiffy?

[nzoner 936]

Did anyone mention boner or stiffy?

No,with all the teachers having sex with students that'd be a plus.