vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 22, 2018 I was in Key West about 13-14 years ago and we asked the cab driver where a good place to pick up women was. He said the Waffle House, that's where they work when they are on work release from jail. We started cracking up.I hit on a hot WH waitress when I was down in Florida on biz once. We were doing the dance, and I was sure I was gonna get laid after her shift. I told her to come to my room when she was done. She said sure, which hotel and room number? I wrote it on a napkin, gave it to her and left. Sometime after midnight, I was laying around in my underwear watching tv when someone knocked on the door. I threw it open expecting to see the hot WH waitress, but was instead facing down 3 rednecks who all looked pissed. The lead neck held up the napkin and said, Hey arsehole, you give this to my wife? I said yeah. Sorry man, I had no idea she was married. She never mentioned it. He didnt like that, and started to move toward me. I slammed the door on his foot and he pulled it back out screaming in pain. I managed to get the door closed and they started pounding on it, screaming and threatening to kill me. Eventually, hotel security appeared and escorted them out. I left that hotel in the middle of the night and checked into another. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 22, 2018 Hot WF waitress There are plenty of hot white trash chicks in the south. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,995 Posted April 22, 2018 I hit on a hot WH waitress when I was down in Florida on biz once. We were doing the dance, and I was sure I was gonna get laid after her shift. I told her to come to my room when she was done. She said sure, which hotel and room number? I wrote it on a napkin, gave it to her and left. Sometime after midnight, I was laying around in my underwear watching tv when someone knocked on the door. I threw it open expecting to see the hot WH waitress, but was instead facing down 3 rednecks who all looked pissed. The lead neck held up the napkin and said, Hey arsehole, you give this to my wife? I said yeah. Sorry man, I had no idea she was married. She never mentioned it. He didnt like that, and started to move toward me. I slammed the door on his foot and he pulled it back out screaming in pain. I managed to get the door closed and they started pounding on it, screaming and threatening to kill me. Eventually, hotel security appeared and escorted them out. I left that hotel in the middle of the night and checked into another. Great story. Just out of curiosity, was she wearing a ring and if not why not? Maybe that's what he should be concerned about and not that someone else thinks his wife is hot. I'm gonna guess they're no longer together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 22, 2018 Great story. Just out of curiosity, was she wearing a ring and if not why not? Maybe that's what he should be concerned about and not that someone else thinks his wife is hot. I'm gonna guess they're no longer together. I really dont know if she had a ring on or not. I never thought to look, as she was just instantly very open to the flirting. Together or not, necky definitely walked with a limp for awhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted April 22, 2018 Great story. Just out of curiosity, was she wearing a ring and if not why not? Maybe that's what he should be concerned about and not that someone else thinks his wife is hot. I'm gonna guess they're no longer together. Waitresses often dont wear one as it gets them more tips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted April 22, 2018 Waitresses often dont wear one as it gets them more tips.Vudu wanted to play a little game called just the tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted April 22, 2018 Good thing about a beej from a WH waitress...dont have to worry about her using too much teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted April 23, 2018 There are plenty of hot white trash chicks in the south. In the north too. I'll have to show Sho Nuff my East Detroit High School yearbooks sometime. Miss Teen Michigan 1988 is in there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted April 23, 2018 Hot WF waitress Good thing about a beej from a WH waitress...dont have to worry about her using too much teeth. Not liking Sho Nuff's recent contributions in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 23, 2018 Hot WF waitress Its rare, and you gotta move fast cause they dont stay hot long. I had two the whole time I worked there. One was transferred to my store because the manager at her other store was focking her, and he wanted to get rid of her before sh!t got weird. She came in to my tiny office once (barely bigger than a phone booth) and started touching my arm, getting all flirty. I was like, get the fock out of here! (She was 18, still in high school.) The other one was super hot. Fast forward three years, and shes covered in tats and knocked up and married to some red neck who smacks her around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 23, 2018 You know there is a Waffle House exactly like this in Odessa. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted April 23, 2018 Not liking Sho Nuff's recent contributions in this thread. Its a long time joke about WH here having a lack of teeth and not hot women. Hot women dont work the late night Waffle House shifts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted April 23, 2018 Its rare, and you gotta move fast cause they dont stay hot long. I had two the whole time I worked there. One was transferred to my store because the manager at her other store was focking her, and he wanted to get rid of her before sh!t got weird. She came in to my tiny office once (barely bigger than a phone booth) and started touching my arm, getting all flirty. I was like, get the fock out of here! (She was 18, still in high school.) The other one was super hot. Fast forward three years, and shes covered in tats and knocked up and married to some red neck who smacks her around. Sounds about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 23, 2018 You know there is a Waffle House exactly like this in Odessa. It's in Midland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 23, 2018 Its a long time joke about WH here having a lack of teeth and not hot women. Hot women dont work the late night Waffle House shifts. Its not typical, but it does happen in small towns throughout the south. It also depends on the type of WH. Some WHs are just off the highway joints where nothing much happens. Theres your best shot at finding a decent looking waitress. The hags and hos are found more often in your truck stop and seedy side of town type WHs. Ive seen all kinds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 23, 2018 It's in Midland Its in Odessa, Im from Odessa, and its in Odessa. I was born there Sux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted April 23, 2018 Its in Odessa, Im from Odessa, and its in Odessa. I was born there Sux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 23, 2018 I banged a WH waitress for a week in NO. (Actually think it was a town called Metairie LO) WH was in the same parking lot as my motel - LaQuinta. We met in the FQ and small world my room was next to her job. Good times. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 23, 2018 Might of been a Dennys as I think about it. Don't matter for the sake of the story it was a WH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,391 Posted April 23, 2018 If Tiger can bang a Perkins waitress, Im sure a WH skank is within the realm of most geeks. Dont lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 23, 2018 Its not typical, but it does happen in small towns throughout the south. It also depends on the type of WH. Some WHs are just off the highway joints where nothing much happens. Theres your best shot at finding a decent looking waitress. The hags and hos are found more often in your truck stop and seedy side of town type WHs. Ive seen all kinds. Generally speaking, it works like this. Nobody wants second shift (2-9) because its dead and you make no money. Usually the waitresses on that shift are high school girls. The pretty ones end up assembling a stable of creeper regulars that they flirt with and get good tips. First shift ((7-2) is the one most want, as its the best money. Thus you usually get your longtime vets there. Your crusty old ladies and such. But some prefer third shift (9-7) because there is no management there, and they can be focked up at work, rob the place blind, blow truckers, smoke weed out back, etc. and have a much better chance of not getting caught. The money is great on Friday and Saturday night, not so good the rest of the week. Obviously, the vast majority of the problems come on third shift. I was woken up and summoned in the middle of the night many times. I wouldnt recommend wh as a place to find tail. If youre looking to score weed though, you cant beat a WH on third shift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted April 23, 2018 Police have released the names of the victims: Taurean C. Sanderlin, 29, of Goodlettsville. Sanderlin was an employee of the Waffle House. He was fatally wounded standing outside the restaurant. Joe R. Perez, 20, of Nashville. Perez, a patron, was fatally wounded standing outside the restaurant. Akilah Dasilva, 23, of Antioch. Dasilva was wounded at the restaurant and died at Vanderbilt University Medial Center. DeEbony Groves, 21 of Gallatin. Friends say Groves was a brilliant young woman, a hard worker and a tenacious basketball player. Two other people were shot and are undergoing treatment. They are Shanita Waggoner, 21, of Nashville and Sharita Henderson, 24, of Antioch. Taurean, Akilah, DeEbony, Shanita, Sharita...... poor Joe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 23, 2018 Taurean, Akilah, DeEbony, Shanita, Sharita...... poor Joe. Standing outside the restaurant. See guys, I told ya those smoke breaks would kill ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted April 23, 2018 How long before Twitter/Social media find something in the past of the hero who disarmed the shooter and start to vilify him. Also should can we start laying bets on what 'horrible' thing he did once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted April 23, 2018 How long before Twitter/Social media find something in the past of the hero who disarmed the shooter and start to vilify him. Also should can we start laying bets on what 'horrible' thing he did once? Wow. It's almost like you're hoping for that. Because you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted April 23, 2018 Wow. It's almost like you're hoping for that. Because you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted April 23, 2018 Used to think this was Michael Jackson singing "I always feel like somebody's watching me" I'm talking like 30 years ago, not recently Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted April 23, 2018 Used to think this was Michael Jackson singing "I always feel like somebody's watching me" I'm talking like 30 years ago, not recently I'm going to assume you know the entire story though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted April 23, 2018 So- its now Monday morning. They still havent located this focking nut job. He drives up to the place, dressed only in a jacket, gets disarmed, leaves on foot, and no one can find him? Antioch also borders a lot of wooded area, near a major lake, but damn- it rained all day Sunday, is still raining Monday- So, where the heck will they find him? Sucicide action in the woods? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted April 23, 2018 I'm going to assume you know the entire story though... I do not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted April 23, 2018 I do not Rockwell, cousin of Michael Jackson, MJ sang the chorus...so not crazy that you would think MJ sang the song. ETA: Not cousins, childhood friends. I remember back in the day when “Somebody’s Watching Me” first came out. The media stated that Michael and Rockwell were cousins when in fact they were childhood friends. I guess “cousin” is a stronger buzzword. While Michael was a huge draw to the song, I don’t remember Jermaine getting a ton of recognition for his contribution on backup vocals…but I was in grade school, so it was a blur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted April 23, 2018 Rockwell, cousin of Michael Jackson, MJ sang the chorus...so not crazy that you would think MJ sang the song. I thought MJ sang the chorus (only) Used to think this was Michael Jackson singing "I always feel like somebody's watching me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,042 Posted April 23, 2018 I thought MJ sang the chorus (only) Ok, maybe I need more coffee. MJ did sing that part of the song(I thought you meant the entire song). So I'm not getting what you mean, "you used to think that...when you thought MJ sang the chorus, that is the chorus. Stop messing with my head, it's too early on Monday. Also, I feel we are getting really far off topic now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted April 23, 2018 Ok, maybe I need more coffee. MJ did sing that part of the song(I thought you meant the entire song). So I'm not getting what you mean, "you used to think that...when you thought MJ sang the chorus, that is the chorus. Stop messing with my head, it's too early on Monday. Also, I feel we are getting really far off topic now. I was right all these years or all those years That's a 1st I was right, then I was wrong, now I'm right again 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted April 23, 2018 Sucicide action in the woods? Lets hope so. Think the dogs wouldve sniffed out the cadaver by now though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted April 23, 2018 Lets hope so. Think the dogs wouldve sniffed out the cadaver by now though True. But damn, I cant believe naked dude walking barefoot through the woods, carrying a rifle is still on the loose. Residents have been advised to stay indoors, with doors locked. Schools are in session- but allowing no visitors today. I mean- where is this dude hiding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted April 23, 2018 True. But damn, I cant believe naked dude walking barefoot through the woods, carrying a rifle is still on the loose. Residents have been advised to stay indoors, with doors locked. Schools are in session- but allowing no visitors today. I mean- where is this dude hiding? if he was as pasty white as I am, he could be hiding in a backyard where the white sheets are hanging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted April 23, 2018 True. But damn, I cant believe naked dude walking barefoot through the woods, carrying a rifle is still on the loose. Residents have been advised to stay indoors, with doors locked. Schools are in session- but allowing no visitors today. I mean- where is this dude hiding? No way Id send my kid to school there today. Im sure its overkill but there may literally be a crazed killer on the loose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites