Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, Bible and American flag to customers

[sderk 1,040]

That's right. Happy 4th of July new car buyers. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/alabama-car-dealership-american-flag-shotgun-bible-fourth-of-july-sales-campaign

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A rural Alabama car dealership is giving away a Bible, a 12-gauge shotgun and an American flag with the purchase of any new or used vehicle as part of its Fourth of July sales promotion.

Chatom Ford, a dealership in Chatom, Ala., went viral for its “God, Guns and Freedom” campaign that is running until July 31. The dealership’s general manager Koby Palmer talks about the offer in a Facebook video that now has more than 60,000 views. In the video, Palmer cocks his rifle in one hand and holds a Bible in the other while standing in front of a pick-up with an American flag draped over its tailgate.

 

[BiffTannen 651]

I love the southern states and will definitely retire there. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

God Bless America! 

 

 

But stupid  article. 

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Palmer cocks his rifle in one hand and holds a Bible in the other

It's a shotgun you dumbfuck  

[The Observer 641]

LOL  Alabama. 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

A marketing genius. 

[The Observer 641]

My favorite bible story just might be the one where Jesus kidnaps and cages thousands of babies into concentration camps and then jets off for a long weekend in Mar-a-lago

[Hardcore troubadour 12,766]

2 minutes ago, The Observer said:

My favorite bible story just might be the one where Jesus kidnaps and cages thousands of babies into concentration camps and then jets off for a long weekend in Mar-a-lago

He was crucified long before the Obama administration 

[frank 2,154]

 

[Cdub100 3,408]

What's the dealership site?

[drobeski 3,061]

10 minutes ago, The Observer said:

My favorite bible story just might be the one where Jesus kidnaps and cages thousands of babies into concentration camps and then jets off for a long weekend in Mar-a-lago

Well it is make believe, so good one. Nailed it.

[MTSkiBum 1,598]

How can a car dealership legally sell a shotgun? 

 

Edit, nevermind, I should have read the article first.

[The Observer 641]

2 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

How can a car dealership legally sell a shotgun? 

 

Alabama.  Kids probably sell them at lemonade stands.

[drobeski 3,061]

In philly the give out rusty syringes, rainbow flags, and used tear stained "I'm with her" bumper stickers.

[The Observer 641]

4 minutes ago, drobeski said:

In philly the give out rusty syringes, rainbow flags, and used tear stained "I'm with her" bumper stickers.

You forgot batteries to throw at sporting events.

[LOD01 192]

Shotgun and flag are ok. Keep your worthless bible and give me some weed and booze.

[sderk 1,040]

1 hour ago, The Observer said:

My favorite bible story just might be the one where Jesus kidnaps and cages thousands of babies into concentration camps and then jets off for a long weekend in Mar-a-lago

My favorite Bible story is when newbie finally looks in a mirror some years back and sees himself for the piece of garbage he really turned out to be in life and so he decides to go onto a message board and tries really hard to gain back his lie of a life by preaching to others about how great he is. 

That one cracks me up all the time.  

[The Observer 641]

31 minutes ago, sderk said:

My favorite Bible story is when newbie finally looks in a mirror some years back and sees himself for the piece of garbage he really turned out to be in life and so he decides to go onto a message board and tries really hard to gain back his lie of a life by preaching to others about how great he is. 

That one cracks me up all the time.  

Let he who hasn't raw dogged a porn star just after the birth of his fifth child with his third wife cast the first stone.

[taco breath 419]

there is a great disc golf course at the armory in huntsville alabama.

keep up the good work, confederacy.  

[sderk 1,040]

2 minutes ago, taco breath said:

there is a great disc golf course at the armory in huntsville alabama.

keep up the good word, confederacy.  

Freaking love disc golf. 

[taco breath 419]

6 minutes ago, sderk said:

Freaking love disc golf. 

my favorite sport.

do you have fun playing alone?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

35 minutes ago, taco breath said:

my favorite sport.

do you have fun playing alone?

Use to play back in the day.  Smoke a bowl and hit the park.  Good times. 

[taco breath 419]

2 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

Use to play back in the day.  Smoke a bowl and hit the park.  Good times. 

sjerk

[taco breath 419]

more 

[BiPolarBear 476]

3 hours ago, Cdub100 said:

What's the dealership site?

+1 

 

[BiPolarBear 476]

3 hours ago, Cdub100 said:

What's the dealership site?

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/small-town-alabama-car-dealership-goes-viral-for-free-gun-and-bible-giveaway

 

[taco breath 419]

lol

[sderk 1,040]

1 hour ago, NorthernVike said:

Use to play back in the day.  Smoke a bowl and hit the park.  Good times. 

Absolutely. Don't smoke the bowl, that would be my brother in law. I usually throw some beers in a backpack or we make some Hendricks and tonics in large slurpie cups on a hot day. I have played on a bunch of great courses over the years as I have traveled a bunch. Maximo park in St. Pete. Wyandotte Kansas. Newer St. Charles course in Illinois. Multiple others.

Man, it gets better as you get older too. Time away not in front of the TV or reading about hating Trump.

And I hope others keep making fun of it cause I don't want these places to get crowded with assh0les like in regular golf. 

 

[sderk 1,040]

2 hours ago, taco breath said:

my favorite sport.

do you have fun playing alone?

You are probably one of those feminine types that can't stand to spend time alone other than watching TV.

"Ohhh. I'm lonely. I don't like time alone unless there  is a really gripping Buffy on that I''ve seen 100 times but don't ever get sick of."

phag.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

8 hours ago, LOD01 said:

Shotgun and flag are ok. Keep your worthless bible and give me some weed and booze.

Just look at it as a big ass pack of rolling papers. 

[wiffleball 4,654]

If it's Ala, They should be offering to compensate the cost of a DUI blower. That would sell some cars.