Ever been suspended from school?

[TBayXXXVII 2,545]

Got suspended for 5 days for leaving school property, during school hours, to go to lunch.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,408]

27 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

One thing my father taught me was that if you punch a bully in the face they will never bother you again. 

Depends on the bully. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

The closest I came was for shenanigans involving the marching-band photo.

Back then, they used one of those rotating cameras to capture the whole band, so it was a labor-intensive deal to get 200 band members to hold still for a minute or so as the camera panned from one side to the other. If you were on the starting end, you could scurry down to the other end after the camera panned by and appear in the photo twice.

My dad and I used to go to muzzleloader-shooting competitions and battle re-enactments, and the medals we got looked a lot like solo and ensemble medals.

So for the band photo, I brought a huge box of the medals, pinned a bunch on myself and handed out the rest to other band members.

We looked like a bunch of decorated Mexican generals for the photo.

The photo got taken and the photographer packed up all his sh!t. 

On the way back to the band hall, the band director - who was one of these  maniacal dictator directors, similar to the dude in "Whiplash" - spotted me with all those medals knew I didn't win them at musical competitions.

He stomped up to me, took a closer look and said:

"Battle of San Jacinto? Third-place bench percussion muzzleloader? WTH? I want to see you in my office 5 minutes!!!! "

So I spent the next two weeks coming to school early to set up the band-hall chairs.

But the photo went into the yearbook and to the band students.

Totally worth it.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,408]

Band. Lol. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,517]

Thing about fighting in Florida we settle sh!t after the day was over and the bell rang. Can't tell ya how many fights I was in and probably about 20. We never got in trouble for any!  Heck I think I got student of the week one time for the whole school while I whoop somebody's ass the day before.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Band. Lol. 

While you were wallowing around on the football field with a bunch of sweaty, muscular boys, I was in the stands with a flask of whiskey and sneakily getting some stinky finger from a girl or three in the band.

 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,408]

Just now, Rusty Syringes said:

While you were wallowing around on the football field with a bunch of sweaty, muscular boys, I was in the stands with a flask of whiskey and sneakily getting some stinky finger from a girl or three in the band.

 

 

Band girls. Lol. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

In college I would suspend myself and go drinking on tuesdays at dive bars until I was worshiping the porcelain god.

[5-Points 3,522]

11 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Thing about fighting in Florida we settle sh!t after the day was over and the bell rang. Can't tell ya how many fights I was in and probably about 20. We never got in trouble for any!  Heck I think I got student of the week one time for the whole school while I whoop somebody's ass the day before.

In HS, we would "meet at the bridge" which was a bridge over a creek that was just off of school premises. I never had that kind of patience. If this is going down let's do it now. I never cared about getting busted. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,517]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

In HS, we would "meet at the bridge" which was a bridge over a creek that was just off of school premises. I never had that kind of patience. If this is going down let's do it now. I never cared about getting busted. 

Cool man! Florida we always ended up fighting by the monkey bars in the sand and only got my butt whipped one time. I was in 1st grade and dude I beat up went and got his brother days later that was in 5th grade. Whites and blacks both hated me just cause I was from the north!

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

15 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

While you were wallowing around on the football field with a bunch of sweaty, muscular boys, I was in the stands with a flask of whiskey and sneakily getting some stinky finger from a girl or three in the band.

 

 

Be careful Rusty, you tick him off and he's apt to give you a swirly. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

Be careful Rusty, you tick him off and he's apt to give you a swirly. 

I'd love that.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,408]

1 minute ago, Mike Honcho said:

Be careful Rusty, you tick him off and he's apt to give you a swirly. 

Wedgie. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Wedgie. 

Even better. You want to meet at The Bridge?

[5-Points 3,522]

12 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

Even better. You want to meet at The Bridge?

Are you in Fremont these days? 

[The Elevator Killer 554]

49 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Depends on the bully. 

Bully's are cowards. I've never had one come back for seconds. Suddenly they want to be you're friend. But times are different I'll grant you that. 

[5-Points 3,522]

6 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Bully's are cowards. I've never had one come back for seconds. Suddenly they want to be you're friend. But times are different I'll grant you that. 

I got that same reaction by making fun of them. It didn't matter to me if you wanted to fight or be friends. I was cool with either. The bullies with a sense of humor always chose to be friends. 

[The Elevator Killer 554]

6 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

I got that same reaction by making fun of them. It didn't matter to me if you wanted to fight or be friends. I was cool with either. The bullies with a sense of humor always chose to be friends. 

I hated bullies. If I saw them picking on another kid I would step in. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

26 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Are you in Fremont these days? 

There are bridges everywhere.

[5-Points 3,522]

5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I hated bullies. If I saw them picking on another kid I would step in. 

Always. There were kids in Jr. High that got picked on and I put a stop to it.

Come HS, I introduced some of these kids to the popular crowd and they never looked back. 

One of them actually got more tail than I did. Fockin ingrate  

 

[5-Points 3,522]

9 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

There are bridges everywhere.

Are you in Madison County? 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Are you in Madison County? 

I can be.

[listen2me 23 1,873]

For 3 or 5 days.  Drinking at school.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

  It started in first to ninth grade at least once. Fighting, cursing, passing letters between Angie and I writing if you would do it anywhere, like a port potty on a construction site. Teacher got a. Three days of freedom. Used to it on purpose on Wednesday to have Thursday to Tuesday off. Wooowooo, 

[supermike80 1,907]

In HS we had to take study hall.  Which was dumb. It seemed to either come right before or after lunch period or last period of the day.   So i never went.  I finally got called into the counselors office, with my Dad.  Punishment for missing 43 50 minute study hall classes was a Saturday suspension.   8-12 one Saturday.   Worthwhile trade. 

Big time rebel here

[Strike 5,535]

2 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

In HS we had to take study hall.  Which was dumb. It seemed to either come right before or after lunch period or last period of the day.   So i never went.  I finally got called into the counselors office, with my Dad.  Punishment for missing 43 50 minute study hall classes was a Saturday suspension.   8-12 one Saturday.   Worthwhile trade. 

Big time rebel here

What's up Bender?  Eat any good pot pies lately?

[supermike80 1,907]

8 minutes ago, Strike said:

What's up Bender?  Eat any good pot pies lately?

Right?   I was feared

[Horseman 2,451]

On 2/25/2021 at 3:37 PM, Rusty Syringes said:

The closest I came was for shenanigans involving the marching-band photo.

Back then, they used one of those rotating cameras to capture the whole band, so it was a labor-intensive deal to get 200 band members to hold still for a minute or so as the camera panned from one side to the other. If you were on the starting end, you could scurry down to the other end after the camera panned by and appear in the photo twice.

My dad and I used to go to muzzleloader-shooting competitions and battle re-enactments, and the medals we got looked a lot like solo and ensemble medals.

So for the band photo, I brought a huge box of the medals, pinned a bunch on myself and handed out the rest to other band members.

We looked like a bunch of decorated Mexican generals for the photo.

The photo got taken and the photographer packed up all his sh!t. 

On the way back to the band hall, the band director - who was one of these  maniacal dictator directors, similar to the dude in "Whiplash" - spotted me with all those medals knew I didn't win them at musical competitions.

He stomped up to me, took a closer look and said:

"Battle of San Jacinto? Third-place bench percussion muzzleloader? WTH? I want to see you in my office 5 minutes!!!! "

So I spent the next two weeks coming to school early to set up the band-hall chairs.

But the photo went into the yearbook and to the band students.

Totally worth it.

Definition of a Life Loser. 

[easilyscan 924]

Never got kicked out, but got the board of education in eighth grade for getting into a fight in shop class.

I never did that again.