nuclear war - doomsday⌛

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

Russian President Vladimir Putin said he is ready to “negotiate with everyone involved in this process about acceptable solutions” regarding the war in Ukraine, according to Russian state news agency TASS, citing Putin’s interview with state TV Sunday.

"I don't think it is so dangerous, I think we are moving in the right direction, protecting our national interests and the interests of our citizens, our people. And we simply have no other choice but to protect our citizens," Putin said. "We are ready to negotiate with everyone involved in this process about acceptable solutions, but it's up to them. It's not us who is refusing to negotiate, it's them.”

Ukrainian presidential adviser Mykhailo Podolyak tweeted in response saying, “Putin needs to come back to reality.”

Russia “single-handedly attacked Ukraine and is killing citizens,” Podolyak added. “Russia doesn’t want negotiations, but tries to avoid responsibility. This is obvious, so we are moving to the Tribunal.”

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

This thread is nearly as funny as Justin discussing lunch lady squares and saying he knew a ton about pizza because "You have to cook toppings until they are done" on a pizza-as if no one knew that- as a means of showing how he knows so much more than anyone else about pizza.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

50 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I just read through most of this thread. This might be the most unintentionally hilarious thread in board history.

JustinQuixote responds to his detractors by calling them liberal bots or pedos. He doesn't have a lot of clubs in the bag in that regard.

The certainty of his predictions and his desperate attempts to back them up are comedic gold.

And it's all counting down to that moment 12:01 a.m. Jan. 1, 2023, when it all goes down the sh!tter for him.

It's good for him that he didn't take me up on my leaving-the-board-forever challenge.

Sorry. Your Ukraine thread takes the cake. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

6 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

This thread is nearly as funny as Justin discussing lunch lady squares and saying he knew a ton about pizza because "You have to cook toppings until they are done" on a pizza-as if no one knew that- as a means of showing how he knows so much more than anyone else about pizza.

Yeah you got him on that one. If anyone knows what’s up with the lunch ladies it’s you. 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah you got him on that one. If anyone knows what’s up with the lunch ladies it’s you. 

HT just can't quit me. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

1 minute ago, Sean Mooney said:

HT just can't quit me. 

Mr. Original in the house. 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Mr. Original in the house. 

That 3 quotes since you said you would ignore me. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Sorry. Your Ukraine thread takes the cake. 

That thread is full of factual information and a chronicling of the war, mixed in with your lame whining.

This thread is fully of unintentionally hilarious guarantees and the responses to them, mixed in with your lame whining. 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

That thread is full of factual information and a chronicling of the war, mixed in with your lame whining.

This thread is fully of unintentionally hilarious guarantees and the responses to them, mixed in with your lame whining. 

HT whining in a thread? Is there a thread in this section where he doesn't whine like a ?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

That 3 quotes since you said you would ignore me. 

He seems pretty grumpy today. 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

He seems pretty grumpy today. 

Grumpy is just his default setting. 

[MDC 7,498]

47 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

Sex and marriage is supposed to be a framework to raise children and grow society.  Homosexuality is about selfish desires and passions and thats why Jesus condemned it and God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.  

What about marriages where the partners either can’t or don’t want to have kids? Are they also about selfish desires and passions?  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

8 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

That 3 quotes since you said you would ignore me. 

I said that? 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

I said that? 

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[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

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How about 27? Lol. 

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

How about 27? Lol. 

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[JustinCharge 2,397]

Rusty wants to pretend people will take him seriously after his lame bot attacks for years.  too late scrub.

[Hawkeye21 2,400]

23 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

Rusty wants to pretend people will take him seriously after his lame bot attacks for years.  too late scrub.

You pretend people will take you seriously. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

12 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

Rusty wants to pretend people will take him seriously after his lame bot attacks for years.  too late scrub.

You must be writhing in agony, realizing that the clock is running out on your crazy-ass you-are-certain-of-it "guarantee" that nuclear war would happen by year's end, and that I've been right that it would not, even offering up a bet, one you were too focking chicken to take, to leave the board forever if nuclear war occurred.

I was crying laughing this morning as I read through your endless paranoid horsesh!t and childish, bush-league insults against the sane people who called you out on your lunatic nonsense.

Tick, tick, tick ...

But here's one last shot at you backing up your sh!t: I will bet you $10,000 that nuclear war will not happen by 12:01 a.m. Jan. 1, 2023.

Put up or shut up, you focking little beyatch!

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

1 hour ago, Hawkeye21 said:

You pretend people will take you seriously. 

Looks like a lot of you do. Every day, all day. 

[Voltaire 5,322]

2 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You must be writhing in agony, realizing that the clock is running out on your crazy-ass you-are-certain-of-it "guarantee" that nuclear war would happen by year's end, and that I've been right that it would not, even offering up a bet, one you were too focking chicken to take, to leave the board forever if nuclear war occurred.

I was crying laughing this morning as I read through your endless paranoid horsesh!t and childish, bush-league insults against the sane people who called you out on your lunatic nonsense.

Tick, tick, tick ...

But here's one last shot at you backing up your sh!t: I will bet you $10,000 that nuclear war will not happen by 12:01 a.m. Jan. 1, 2023.

Put up or shut up, you focking little beyatch!

 

When the nuclear war happens, you'll be too dead to welch. If you were amazingly alert, Justin wouldn't have time to enjoy the money. It's like a twenty minute window from hunky-dorrie to dead.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

When the nuclear war happens, you'll be too dead to welch. If you were amazingly alert, Justin wouldn't have time to enjoy the money. It's like a twenty minute window from hunky-dorrie to dead.

I'm totally fine with accepting nuclear holocaust. If I have some notice, I'll climb up on the roof with some booze and watch the world incinerate until the nuclear wave hits me. But it's not going to happen before JustinQuixote gets pansted for the doomsday-predicting moron that he is. Just a few more days!

[nobody 2,692]

Allow me to craft Justin's response.

The timeline doesn't really matter.  Russia is still definitely nuking the US.  It won't be long until I'm right. 

Editor's note: A normal person would say they're happy to be wrong here, but he certainly isn't happy about it.

[nobody 2,692]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I'm totally fine with accepting nuclear holocaust. If I have some notice, I'll climb up on the roof with some booze and watch the world incinerate until the nuclear wave hits me. But it's not going to happen before JustinQuixote gets pansted for the doomsday-predicting moron that he is. Just a few more days!

You'd survive in Justin's fantasy.  Remember; Russia is only nuking a few cities, and Biden will surrender to Putin.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

13 minutes ago, nobody said:

You'd survive in Justin's fantasy.  Remember; Russia is only nuking a few cities, and Biden will surrender to Putin.

I have offered a $10,000 bet I will pay if we have a nuclear war by year's end. Hell, I'll bump it up to $50,000. If he's so sure of it, I'm willing to bet this. He's not so sure of it, because he's a paranoid, deluded, mentally ill loser who won't back up his lunacy. Ha ha. Pimpadeaux wins.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

8 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I have offered a $10,000 bet I will pay if we have a nuclear war by year's end. Hell, I'll bump it up to $50,000. If he's so sure of it, I'm willing to bet this. He's not so sure of it, because he's a paranoid, deluded, mentally ill loser who won't back up his lunacy. Ha ha. Pimpadeaux wins.

rusty, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying you on the inside is the fact that you use your intelligence to justify your sickness.  You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle others.  You are the master of your universe, and yet you are a clown.  Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.

I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.

Each of us gets to choose.  But if you ever think you might want to get therapy, by all means do so.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,515]

3 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

rusty, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying you on the inside is the fact that you use your intelligence to justify your sickness.  You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle others.  You are the master of your universe, and yet you are a clown.  Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.

I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.

Each of us gets to choose.  But if you ever think you might want to get therapy, by all means do so.

He’s on his third wife and his 150th cat. I don’t think therapy is going to work at this point. 

[Hawkeye21 2,400]

Jack Ryan will not let nuclear war happen.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 hour ago, JustinCharge said:

rusty, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying you on the inside is the fact that you use your intelligence to justify your sickness.  You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle others.  You are the master of your universe, and yet you are a clown.  Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.

I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.

Each of us gets to choose.  But if you ever think you might want to get therapy, by all means do so.

You can't admit that you've been wrong about your guarantee that nuclear war will happen by year's end. You won't stand your ground and accept my bets. You're a fraud, fool and a joke. You don't have a wife or friends. You live with your parents and probably don't even have a job. This forum, your empty predictions and the Chargers are all you have. 

Sad.

https://w2.countingdownto.com/4328562

[nobody 2,692]

I didn't peg JustinCharge as a Rick and Morty consumer.  

[Gepetto 1,373]

I don't see how calling someone out for predicting the future makes any sense at all.  No one is capable of that.  It's just a guess or estimate based on what they feel are known truths.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

51 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

I don't see how calling someone out for predicting the future makes any sense at all.  No one is capable of that.  It's just a guess or estimate based on what they feel are known truths.

This isn't like predicting the Super Bowl outcome. 

This is making outlandish, nonsensical guarantees how things will play out and then lashing out and calling people childish names when he gets called out.

He did it with the civil-war crap before pivoting to nuclear war and guaranteeing not only that it would happen by year's end but that our country would submit to Putin, whose military quickly take over the world. 

Never mind that poor little ol' Ukraine is kicking his military's ass.

 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

7 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

This isn't like predicting the Super Bowl outcome. 

This is making outlandish, nonsensical guarantees how things will play out and then lashing out and calling people childish names when he gets called out.

you are not consistent.  you should be lashing out at biden day after day for saying the threat of nuclear war is real.  you dont do that.  so you have no credibility.  everyone can see you are just a trolling bot not to be taken seriously.

[Fnord 2,293]

And Justin keeps goin fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap 

Aren't you blind yet?

Hope someone gave you some lotion for Xmas. This time of year skin can get pretty raw if you're not taking good care of it. Although with your proclivities I assume your schwantz has enough callus built up that it's like stroking a thin, deformed tree branch.

At least when we don't all die in an inferno, you'll be able to watch the Chargers get mauled in the playoffs. 

[Voltaire 5,322]

6 hours ago, Fnord said:

At least when we don't all die in an inferno, you'll be able to watch the Chargers get mauled in the playoffs. 

As I mentioned earlier, my big worry is that just as Michigan is about to win the NCAA championship or possibly the Lions are about to win the Super Bowl, Justin's nuclear war comes along and focks everything up. You just know Putin is going to wait until late in the 4th quarter if he doesn't like how the game is going.

If we're going to get blown up, I hope Putin is considerate enough to do it before New Year's Day so I don't have to worry about these things.

[Hawkeye21 2,400]

#RussiaIsCollapsing is now trending on Twitter.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Hey Justin!

What's the exact time this nuclear war will occur today?

I want my popcorn to be hot and the beer ice cold as I put on thick sunglasses and sit on my roof to watch the fiery mushroom clouds exploding everywhere.

TIA!

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

11 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

#RussiaIsCollapsing is now trending on Twitter.

I saw a video the other day of a Russian kicking an ATM and screaming, "GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!!!!"

Or at least that's what the translation said he was saying.

[Sean Mooney 1,984]

Make sure you have plenty of lunch lady squares ready to consume before the world ends in the next 15 hours. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 minute ago, Sean Mooney said:

Make sure you have plenty of lunch lady squares ready to consume before the world ends in the next 15 hours. 

https://w2.countingdownto.com/4328562

As of right now, he has 15 hours and 56 minutes.