We're pretty massively overdue for a big erfquake, huh?

[wiffleball 4,674]

Just saying...

[taco breath 419]

just be gentle when you sit down.

[Mike Honcho 4,110]

You know if it happens and we are looking at the new Island State of California and it becomes a Lord of the Flies thing---I've got 5 bucks that @SUXBNMEis the last California geek standing.

[Engorgeous George 1,257]

Maybe it will trigger the Yellowstone Super Valcano

[Utilit99 4,099]

Bring it on. Can we make sure nasty pelosi is at home in bed after a long night of drinking and bailing her husband out of prison when the state becomes a floating land mass?

They need to be careful because it might capsize. 

[frank 2,166]

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still

[Utilit99 4,099]

Row row row your state 

violently cross the ocean

merrily merrily merrily merrily 

california's but a dream...

[frank 2,166]

Tell me who in this house know about the quake?

[5-Points 2,772]

2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

You know if it happens and we are looking at the new Island State of California and it becomes a Lord of the Flies thing---I've got 5 bucks that @SUXBNMEis the last California geek standing.

[shorepatrol 1,740]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

You poor fock. 

[Gladiators 1,911]

Who axed?

[wiffleball 4,674]

You know, Cali ain't the only place that has fault lines...

[Gypsybrat 93]

4 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

You know if it happens and we are looking at the new Island State of California and it becomes a Lord of the Flies thing---I've got 5 bucks that @SUXBNMEis the last California geek standing.

I will take that bet! 

I am the one with the guns  

[5-Points 2,772]

1 hour ago, shorepatrol said:

You poor fock. 

Thanks to President Puddin' Head the rest of the country gets to feel our pain. 

Believe me, we ain't staying long. We're getting our ducks in a row to GTFO. We just haven't found a spot to land yet. 

[5-Points 2,772]

1 hour ago, Gypsybrat said:

I will take that bet! 

I am the one with the guns  

Mine got rooned in one of PG&E's forrest fires.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[shorepatrol 1,740]

11 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Thanks to President Puddin' Head the rest of the country gets to feel our pain. 

Believe me, we ain't staying long. We're getting our ducks in a row to GTFO. We just haven't found a spot to land yet. 

Biden pain yes, not California pain. AZ would welcome you 

[5-Points 2,772]

5 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

Biden pain yes, not California pain. AZ would welcome you 

It's on the list.

[Drizzay 648]

Learn to swim

[Voltaire 4,580]

There's enough problems to deal with, add it to the pile. At least the eqrthquakes that occur in the US are mild.

[Bert 1,105]

If it hit San Fran and the city fell in the Ocean the scum would leave a ring around the entire Pacific.  

[joeshushu 51]

I thought the other day with the still and humid air in Cali we would have an earthquake  If California floats off there will be a lot of floating crap literally and figuratively    

 

 

[Bert 1,105]

Look at the bright side, if all of California slid into the ocean overnight we would meet the global carbon emission reductions in the Paris accord.