edjr 5,591 Posted June 29, 2022 Been like 4 days for me. Anything you could recommend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted June 29, 2022 Ask your mom to bend over in her granny panties. It's a guaranteed ticket to Skeetville on the Splooge Express!!! ALL ABOARD THE EDJR MOM TRAIN!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,591 Posted June 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, DonS said: Ask your mom to bend over in her granny panties. It's a guaranteed ticket to Skeetville on the Splooge Express!!! ALL ABOARD THE EDJR MOM TRAIN!!! SKEET SKEET SKEET!! YA MOTHEFOCKER!!! TO THE WINDOW!!!! TO THE WALL!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,915 Posted June 29, 2022 44 minutes ago, edjr said: Been like 4 days for me. Anything you could recommend? I recommend you stop using the word “splooged.” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,591 Posted June 29, 2022 15 minutes ago, MDC said: I recommend you stop using the word “splooged.” Used to your mom saying it. Bad habits man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,738 Posted June 29, 2022 This morning. Shower wand tickled my pickle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,528 Posted June 29, 2022 I think last night driving home. Can't remember for sure, I was blackout drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,591 Posted June 29, 2022 15 minutes ago, Horseman said: I think last night driving home. Can't remember for sure, I was blackout drunk. that's what happens when you sit on a d1ldo and drive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,235 Posted June 29, 2022 Knocked one out this morning. I don't do it very often because I generally get it enough with my wife when she isn't servicing you guys. But we haven't done it in a week because I'm recovering from Covid (but feeling better, hence the interest) and she may be coming down with it, so no imminent nookie on the horizon. Video du jour was selected from a "lesbian seduction" search. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted June 29, 2022 19 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Knocked one out this morning. I don't do it very often because I generally get it enough with my wife when she isn't servicing you guys. But we haven't done it in a week because I'm recovering from Covid (but feeling better, hence the interest) and she may be coming down with it, so no imminent nookie on the horizon. Video du jour was selected from a "lesbian seduction" search. Happy Pride Month! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,483 Posted June 29, 2022 Now look what you've done. You guys have got me feeling like jackin it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,933 Posted June 29, 2022 I ssplooged on wifeys Carmel ice cream. She commented that it tasted funny. I said it may have a little wang to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 414 Posted June 29, 2022 About 5:20 EST today. Brianna Beach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,738 Posted June 29, 2022 2 hours ago, jerryskids said: Knocked one out this morning. I don't do it very often because I generally get it enough with my wife when she isn't servicing you guys. But we haven't done it in a week because I'm recovering from Covid (but feeling better, hence the interest) and she may be coming down with it, so no imminent nookie on the horizon. Video du jour was selected from a "lesbian seduction" search. AZ Governor debate is on at 5pm if you want to jack it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted June 29, 2022 I don’t normally do this but if you send me your address ill let you borrow my NOW AUTOGRAPHED Kirstie Alleys face silk screen blast sock. Just send it back. Its vintage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,915 Posted June 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: I don’t normally do this but if you send me your address ill let you borrow my NOW AUTOGRAPHED Kirstie Alleys face silk screen blast sock. Just send it back. Its vintage. Thin or fat Kirstie? I like the fat one. Moo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,235 Posted June 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: AZ Governor debate is on at 5pm if you want to jack it again. I thought about that; I wouldn't mind a closeup of Kari Lake's, umm, qualifications, but I'm not sure they are enough to get me interested a second time in a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,738 Posted June 30, 2022 1 minute ago, jerryskids said: I thought about that; I wouldn't mind a closeup of Kari Lake's, umm, qualifications, but I'm not sure they are enough to get me interested a second time in a day. Just in case Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,235 Posted June 30, 2022 1 minute ago, shorepatrol said: Just in case Thanks, I just put it on TV, but good to know there is a live stream option to fap to as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,518 Posted June 30, 2022 10 minutes ago. Ed’s mom says hi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,182 Posted June 30, 2022 I splooged all over myself on the 17th hole today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,340 Posted June 30, 2022 Here you go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,591 Posted June 30, 2022 12 hours ago, Bier Meister said: 10 minutes ago. Ed’s mom says hi. Hi moM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,518 Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, edjr said: Hi moM! she would reply, but her mouth is full at the moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,591 Posted June 30, 2022 15 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: she would reply, but her mouth is full at the moment with dirt and worms (not the poster) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted June 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, edjr said: with dirt and worms (not the poster) Boner killer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted June 30, 2022 While reading the horrible way to die thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted June 30, 2022 19 hours ago, WhiteWonder said: I splooged all over myself on the 17th hole today. That’s a lot of holes to fill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
