The Official Week 16 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Has a player ever fallen off a cliff more than Mark Andrews?  WTF?  Are teams quadruple-covering him?  Is Cuntley just that pathetic?  FU, Mark

 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Let's add TJ Cockenson to the illustrious list of players that have career days every single time they play against me.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Keep going with Andy Dalton, great way to ensure a higher draft pick. 

Hey, Stefon, feel like playing any of these games this month?

[easilyscan 872]

2 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Let's add TJ Cockenson to the illustrious list of players that have career days every single time they play against me.

Cockenson & Cuntley.......... you're on fire today! 

I needed a laugh, thanks for providing it.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Someone please explain why Saquan Barkley has 2 touches halfway through the 2nd quarter?  Thanks.  

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Andy Dalton: 3/8, 29 yards, 1 INT, 2 fumbles

Taysom Hill: 0 touches

Saints' coaching staff, tactical geniuses. 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

I start Pacheco and Kelce.  Playing against Mahomes and Mckinnon.  Naturally Mckinnon catches a TD pass.  I'll be glad when this week/season's over

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Oh, and FU Marquis Goodwin.  Nice goose egg you focking scrub loser

[easilyscan 872]

18 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

Andy Dalton: 3/8, 29 yards, 1 INT, 2 fumbles

Taysom Hill: 0 touches

Saints' coaching staff, tactical geniuses. 

He finally got a touch........ One rush for 11 yards, let's hope we see more. 

[jrokh 608]

I’m in shock watching this Browns game. Dalton literally can’t do a thing. Every time Taysom comes in the Aints move the ball. What am I missing? Only thing I can come up with is Dennis Allen loves licking gingi ballsacs…

[easilyscan 872]

33 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

He finally got a touch........ One rush for 11 yards, let's hope we see more. 

BOOM!

[jrokh 608]

There might be something to this reverse psychology thing… hmmmm….

[easilyscan 872]

Pull your head out of your arse Geno Smith. Bryce Perkins had a TD pass against the Chiefs week 12, Joe Burrow had 2 week 13, Russell Wilson and Brett Rypien had 4 week 14 & the incredible Davis Mills had 2 last week. WAKE UP! 

[DonS 3,292]

FU Chubb and Dobbins.  You boys going to do anything or just hover around 50 yds all day? 

[gcmmidwest 149]

17 minutes ago, DonS said:

FU Chubb and Dobbins.  You boys going to do anything or just hover around 50 yds all day? 

4real all my benched backs out performing them foreman and even Allgeier 

[uwmalcolm 74]

Fock Swift and the Lions. They deserve to lose. What a worthless year overall for Swift.  

[BufordT 428]

FU Josh Allen.  The Bills will be an early exit in the playoffs due to this overrated, mistake prone, noodle arm prima donna.  gfy

[DonS 3,292]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Let's add TJ Cockenson to the illustrious list of players that have career days every single time they play against me.

Thanks man!  I needed Cockenson to show up today.  2 TDs and 99 yds (so far) is way more than I could've hoped for. 

[gcmmidwest 149]

Hockenson is putting me out of my misery

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Looking like I'll lose 3 out of 3 games.  

Goodwin gets me a 0.

Seattle, down 14 in the 4th, is running the ball literally every play.  Yes, I have DK, and yes, playing against Walker.

Mahomes and Pacheco doing absolutely nothing.  Ditto Kelce.

The Giants, for some unknown reason, refuse to give Barkley the ball.  Instead, opting for the bold strategy of letting Jones chuck it 60 times.

Hockenson has career days every time I play against him.  Today is no different.  

I said weeks ago Andrews should be dropped.  I should have listened to myself.  

Fock fantasy football.  Fock everything and everybody

 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

lol FU Graham Gano.  Bad weather?  No problem.  Playing against him in 2 leagues.  fock my life

[RareN64Dream 21]

Who is Goodwin that got you zero?

[DonS 3,292]

9 minutes ago, DonS said:

Thanks man!  I needed Cockenson to show up today.  2 TDs and 99 yds (so far) is way more than I could've hoped for. 

Now over 100 yds

 

[easilyscan 872]

FU Nick 'I have a pencil *ick ' Folk....... Zero field goals and 2 missed XP's

[ZeroTolerance 584]

FU Stefon doing D*ck, and FU to my luck having a team full of players in terrible conditions and facing an opponent without a single bad weather matchup. 

[DonS 3,292]

12 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

FU Nick 'I have a pencil *ick ' Folk....... Zero field goals and 2 missed XP's

I second this FU.

 

[JagFan 149]

There’s too much to list here today.  FU to my TV.  Can’t go 5 minutes w/o MTV advertising that new drag queen show.  Almost as annoying as the news coverage of the libs trading a Russian war lord in exchange for the dude that got busted for illegal drugs in Russia.  Shoulda left him there to rot…wonder if he’ll be so vocal about the national anthem at his WNBA games now?  I’m guessing he will.

I miss the old days when the worst thing on TV was Thannon Tharp tripping over his tongue to say stupid stuff about football!

[easilyscan 872]

10 minutes ago, JagFan said:

There’s too much to list here today.  FU to my TV.  Can’t go 5 minutes w/o MTV advertising that new drag queen show.  Almost as annoying as the news coverage of the libs trading a Russian war lord in exchange for the dude that got busted for illegal drugs in Russia.  Shoulda left him there to rot…wonder if he’ll be so vocal about the national anthem at his WNBA games now?  I’m guessing he will.

I miss the old days when the worst thing on TV was Thannon Tharp tripping over his tongue to say stupid stuff about football!

AAA+++

[BufordT 428]

3 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Oh, and FU Marquis Goodwin.  Nice goose egg you focking scrub loser

Saw a couple of rankings having him in the top 25 this week....F'n joke.  FU to the rankers that make rankings.

[BufordT 428]

While I'm here let me get an FU out to Zach Wilson and the Jets organization.  FU for making Zach Wilson a #2 pick in the draft.  So, so, so bad.

[gcmmidwest 149]

55 minutes ago, JagFan said:

There’s too much to list here today.  FU to my TV.  Can’t go 5 minutes w/o MTV advertising that new drag queen show.  Almost as annoying as the news coverage of the libs trading a Russian war lord in exchange for the dude that got busted for illegal drugs in Russia.  Shoulda left him there to rot…wonder if he’ll be so vocal about the national anthem at his WNBA games now?  I’m guessing he will.

I miss the old days when the worst thing on TV was Thannon Tharp tripping over his tongue to say stupid stuff about football!

[AxeElf 787]

1 hour ago, JagFan said:

I miss the old days when the worst thing on TV was Thannon Tharp tripping over his tongue to say stupid stuff about football!

Apparently you never heard Aqib Talib and Beth Mowins call a game.

[BufordT 428]

This is a sh!tty week for BufordT.  This'll probably be my last FU of the year.  FU to Christina McGirly McCavity McCaffery whatever.  I'm going to need at least 200 yd and 4 TD's out of Freirmuth tonight because you can't get out of your own way.  gfy seriously

[Serenity Now 63]

Fu to me. I started geno over dak…

[Super Cubs 153]

Just to get it in early and because I'm still holding a grudge from last week. FU Freiermuth!!!

[polecatt 474]

FU to Juwan Johnson!

1 catch for 9 yards!

On Christmas Eve!

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

5 hours ago, JagFan said:

There’s too much to list here today.  FU to my TV.  Can’t go 5 minutes w/o MTV advertising that new drag queen show.  Almost as annoying as the news coverage of the libs trading a Russian war lord in exchange for the dude that got busted for illegal drugs in Russia.  Shoulda left him there to rot…wonder if he’ll be so vocal about the national anthem at his WNBA games now?  I’m guessing he will.

I miss the old days when the worst thing on TV was Thannon Tharp tripping over his tongue to say stupid stuff about football!

You sir win the internet.  

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

By miracle, and despite George Kittle's (FU) best career day efforts, I still may have a shot.  But Christ I'll be banking on the likes of Mostert, Pittman, and Miami's kicker

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

A big FU to that 4 eyed geek coach in Miami.  Mostert averages 9 ypc.  you give it to him 9 times.  Gotta get Jeff f'n Wilson his carries huh jackoff?  I'm glad you lost.  I doubt you can get laid, but if you ever do, I hope you get syphillis.  

FU Jason Sanders.  That 48 yd missed FG is gonna cost me $1500.  You can mail me a check d!ckhead

And finally, Marquise Goodwin.  Pray I never run into you, you focking POS loser.  I could have started myself and got as many points.  

[Law 241]

Brutal to go 12-2 on the season and be far and away the top scoring team and get a first round bye only to lose. But such things happen when Hurts is out and your second QB in a 2-QB league is Fields and he had that game. Add in a diminished Mixon, a disaster of Mostert, the Adams flop, and Z Wilson killing G Wilson's value and it all adds up to a wasted season. Sad.