Tell Us What Makes You A Macho Man That All Women Want

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Me - I workout with weights four times a week, Eat pumpkin seeds and sardines daily. Bet on the horses and all manly sports, watch Clint Eastwood movies & listen to country music. Lib girls all want me but they fear me.

[Voltaire 5,207]

1 minute ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Me - I workout with weights four times a week, Eat pumpkin seeds and sardines daily. Bet on the horses and all manly sports, watch Clint Eastwood movies & listen to country music. Lib girls all want me but they fear me.

Who cares what lib girls want? Let them alone to be somebody else's problem. They're focking useless, make your ears bleed, and will either scrape your kid or turn it into a tranny.

Conservative girls come highly recommended. 

[SUXBNME 1,458]

<--- Still good looking, know how to fix stuff, haven't got any covid shots, very smooth talker, above average intelligence , love animals, no kids (to my knowledge)
What more could a Ho want? 

[Mookz 1,338]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Me - I workout with weights four times a week, Eat pumpkin seeds and sardines daily. Bet on the horses and all manly sports, watch Clint Eastwood movies & listen to country music. Lib girls all want me but they fear me.

And you didn't even get into the Monte Carlo. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

women love decisive men because they cant make up their minds even about simple things so i fill that role.  

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

41 minutes ago, Mookz said:

And you didn't even get into the Monte Carlo. 

I know really

[nobody 2,580]

I post here all day.

[wiffleball 4,788]

I maintain a carefully curated man funk in my taint area.  

 

In the fall, I add just a dash of pumpkin spice.

 

 

[Kopy 559]

I eat slim jims. Wave my finger around daily. And say "oh yeah, dig it" all the time.

 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,730]

You guys should try FarmersOnly. I hear it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.  

[5-Points 3,408]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. 

[RogerDodger 797]

$, success, confidence, charisma. 

[Mike Honcho 5,144]

I make my own slim jims.  

[Engorgeous George 2,166]

6'3", 230 lbs. of yoked muscle capable of felling a tree in her yard or replacing her broken garbage disposal.  Capable of picking them up with one hand.  Making them feel safe and cared for.  Being kind to children, pets and the elderly.  Women like to know that after the ballet you just took them to that they are safe as a babe in their mother's arms walking to the car, in the dark, past groups of loitering adolescents looking for a bit of excitement.

[Engorgeous George 2,166]

The other wives in the neighborhood ask my wife it she will loan me out to take care of chores around the house their pathetic husbands cannot do.  I am a handy country boy who put himself through college, grad school, and law school by working.

[GutterBoy 2,898]

Probably my funky walk, or my western shirts, leather and chains.  I always look so boss.

[Engorgeous George 2,166]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Probably my funky walk, or my western shirts, leather and chains.  I always look so boss.

But can you rock a loin cloth in then afternoon sun and a bespoke tux after the sun goes down.

[GutterBoy 2,898]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

But can you rock a loin cloth in then afternoon sun and a bespoke tux after the sun goes down.

You know it. To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand.

[Engorgeous George 2,166]

Off now for a bit of paddling.  Suns out so guns out.  Got to keep yoked.  

[Alias Detective 1,390]

8.5 soft

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

I exude a special kind of don't give a fock attitude that only a middle aged guy rocking crocs with socks and cargo shorts can pull off.