cmh6476 1,025 Posted December 14, 2023 I keep seeing a song his new wife made for him in their car on Facebook and he's about to cry because it touches his heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,331 Posted December 15, 2023 Were I a star athlete with a well publicized mega salary I would get a vasectomy and hire a driver/condom caddy. I would never drive myself and I would always vulcanize my monkey before spelunking. The caddy would make certain I was never without a jimmy hat. I would also insist the lady take a morning after pill before we commence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said: Were I a star athlete with a well publicized mega salary I would get a vasectomy and hire a driver/condom caddy. Tyreek Hill is smart, said nobody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patented Phil 1,469 Posted December 15, 2023 The kids are probably already being recruited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,563 Posted December 15, 2023 He's no Travis Henry or Shawn Kemp. He needs to try harder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,618 Posted December 15, 2023 As long as he financially supports the child (if confirmed they are his) I don't see the problem at all 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 I'm surprised that he didn't buy his hoes a lifetime membership to the Abortion Clinic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,942 Posted December 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, League Champion said: I'm surprised that he didn't buy his hoes a lifetime membership to the Abortion Clinic. The Hill meal plan pays better than the taxpayer plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tree of Knowledge 1,868 Posted December 15, 2023 Isn’t he planning to retire and do p0rn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: The Hill meal plan pays better than the taxpayer plan. 30 million will buy a lot of Smasmortions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,474 Posted December 15, 2023 What a dumbass. I should give a class to these idiots. You don’t get married when the other biches are letting you get away with paying next to nothing. You string them along as long as you can, hit it once in a while, shove a burger down their throat now and again, make them think they have a shot at the ring so they play nice. As soon as you married the other one they knew they didn’t. Boom. Now pay up dummy. And he will. 2500 a month? I know working stiffs that had to pay more than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 931 Posted December 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: You string them along as long as you can, hit it once in a while, shove a burger down their throat now and again Sounds like Andrew Dice Clay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,474 Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, easilyscan said: Sounds like Andrew Dice Clay Oh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted December 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Patented Phil said: The kids are probably already being recruited abused. Fixed for accuracy. Allegedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,474 Posted December 15, 2023 Did the one he punched in the gut and ragdolled while she was pregnant get paid? Andy Reid didn’t care. He rarely does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted December 15, 2023 38 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Oh! You're unbelievable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,602 Posted December 15, 2023 17 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Oh! 42 long? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted December 15, 2023 I don’t doubt it, he seems like a POS. Hell of a player though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,618 Posted December 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: I don’t doubt it, he seems like a POS. Hell of a player though What makes him a piece of sh!t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,745 Posted December 15, 2023 20 hours ago, League Champion said: I'm surprised that he didn't buy his hoes a lifetime membership to the Abortion Clinic. why would they want/get abortions? it's their meal ticket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted December 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: What makes him a piece of sh!t? He’s a liberal 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: why would they want/get abortions? it's their meal ticket That was a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,618 Posted December 15, 2023 25 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: He’s a liberal No, seriously, what makes him a piece of sh!t? You said I was "slut shaming" in another thread and now you think he's a piece of , why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: No, seriously, what makes him a piece of sh!t? You said I was "slut shaming" in another thread and now you think he's a piece of , why? Maybe for knocking up hoes while married with 4 kids?? You obviously didn't read the post did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,618 Posted December 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, League Champion said: Maybe for knocking up hoes while married with 4 kids?? You obviously didn't read the post did you? He just got married last month lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted December 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: He just got married last month lol He's a good guy?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted December 15, 2023 1 hour ago, iam90sbaby said: No, seriously, what makes him a piece of sh!t? You said I was "slut shaming" in another thread and now you think he's a piece of , why? Are you stupid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,463 Posted December 15, 2023 Long as he brings me a fantasy championship IDC. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,025 Posted January 6 tyreek changing his profile pic to his head on antonio brown leaving mid-game and says he wants out https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1876312662331859310 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
