Lauren Boebert Switching Districts

[Engorgeous George 2,127]

Minding my own business last night when I get a text on my phone from a Democrat hoping to represent Colorado's 4th Congressional District.  It announces that Lauren Boebert is attempting to switch congressional districts, likely because she barely won her district this last election and it looks like she wil not win it again.  The text had wonderful scare summations of Ms. Boeberrts actions and policies she supports and then asks for money to opose this harbinger of the apocalypse.  Just minutes later I got a text from the Boebert campaign asking for financial support. Me, I just wanted to enjoy the post Christmas quiet, finish my scotch and head to bed.  Neither side will get my financial support or my vote.  A pox on both their houses.

 

The text did note I could support a vet who had won or perhaps been awarded the Purple Heart since I don't know that you "win" a Purple Heart. As for Ms. Boebert my impressions of her are Christmas cards featuring guns and her giving a hand job at the Beull theatre. (Theater seats are nasty enough without that going on.  Those seats always smell like dowager piss and seem infused with sluffed off skin from old people who use far too much cologne.)

[thegeneral 2,909]

She was going to get smoked. Now she has a much better chance to keep her cush job. She has to be one of the stupidest folks serving in Congress but she was smart enough to figure this out.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,701]

She can back into my district anytime she wants.  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,833]

33 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

She was going to get smoked. Now she has a much better chance to keep her cush job. She has to be one of the stupidest folks serving in Congress but she was smart enough to figure this out.

She was stupid but she's smart?  That doesn't make sense.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

Go away.  

[thegeneral 2,909]

16 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

She was stupid but she's smart?  That doesn't make sense.

She is stupid. Stupid people can figure out stuff like self preservation.

[lickin_starfish 1,893]

I really like Bobe's boobs. I hope she stays in Congress just so I can keep seeing those mammaries on the news.

[5-Points 3,388]

GILF

[thegeneral 2,909]

The feud between her and fellow screeching hen MTG is good comedy.

[League Champion 1,896]

15 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I really like Bobe's boobs. I hope she stays in Congress just so I can keep seeing those mammaries on the news.

Those boobs are glorious, unfortunately she's as dumb as she is Hot. 

 

[Herbivore 1,115]

16 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I really like Bobe's boobs. I hope she stays in Congress just so I can keep seeing those mammaries on the news.

don't you think those boobs will be more on display out of Congress

[thegeneral 2,909]

5 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

don't you think those boobs will be more on display out of Congress

Outside of Congress they are just run of the mill. She’s like a real world 6

That’s before she starts yapping.

[Herbivore 1,115]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Outside of Congress they are just run of the mill. She’s like a real world 6

That’s before she starts yapping.

how do you think she is going to keep up views on Newsmax or whatever..

[League Champion 1,896]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

run of the mill. She’s like a real world 6

Now, you're a Liberal so you've certainly seen your share of ugly skanks. 

Take into account that she's a 37 year old skeezer and look at that body. She's a solid 8 in the MILF realm. 

And don't lie, you'd be all over that if you were single and had a chance. 

[thegeneral 2,909]

2 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

how do you think she is going to keep up views on Newsmax or whatever..

OnlyFans or FarmersOnly spokesperson perhaps.

[edjr 6,578]

wood

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

In the world of dopey broads in congress on the right, I’d have to go Mace, MTG, Boebert.   But all are better and less dangerous  than the squad. And Auntie Maxine. 

[thegeneral 2,909]

2 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Now, you're a Liberal so you've certainly seen your share of ugly skanks. 

Take into account that she's a 37 year old skeezer and look at that body. She's a solid 8 in the MILF realm. 

And don't lie, you'd be all over that if you were single and had a chance. 

If we are grading on a curve she’s in negative territory when I have to listen to that trap

[League Champion 1,896]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

In the world of dopey broads in congress on the right, I’d have to go Mace, MTG, Boebert.   But all are better and less dangerous  than the squad. And Auntie Maxine. 

You can't even start that conversation without AOC. 

She's about as dumb as they come. 

[League Champion 1,896]

Just now, thegeneral said:

If we are grading on a curve she’s in negative territory when I have to listen to that trap

Who's talking about listening to her?? We're discussing her hotness. 

[thegeneral 2,909]

1 minute ago, League Champion said:

Who's talking about listening to her?? We're discussing her hotness. 

Some bolt on cans. Looks constipated. 

Middling 7 at best. 

[League Champion 1,896]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Some bolt on cans. Looks constipated. 

Middling 7 at best. 

Now you're just hating to hate. Any single straight man her age would be all over that like flies to shizz. 

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

2 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Now you're just hating to hate. Any single straight man her age would be all over that like flies to shizz. 

Pass

[thegeneral 2,909]

4 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Now you're just hating to hate. Any single straight man her age would be all over that like flies to shizz. 

That doesn’t mean she’s not a 6

[League Champion 1,896]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

That doesn’t mean she’s not a 6

And then you tell me how hot the Tranny Miss Universe was? I'm worried for you. 

[thegeneral 2,909]

Just now, League Champion said:

And then you tell me how hot the Tranny Miss Universe was? I'm worried for you. 

I think that’s more your thing

Boebert is run of the mill. Mediocrity!

[seafoam1 2,800]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

She was going to get smoked. Now she has a much better chance to keep her cush job. She has to be one of the stupidest folks serving in Congress but she was smart enough to figure this out.

Just like Trump was going to get "smoked" by killary. Good one. 

Liberals are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet. 

[League Champion 1,896]

 

[Herbivore 1,115]

19 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Now you're just hating to hate. Any single straight man her age would be all over that like flies to shizz. 

gotta side with LC here. Boebert is pretty attractive. getting older sure, but that just looks like a bad picture Honcho posted. She stinks in most ways, but not on looks and bod. 

[seafoam1 2,800]

32 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Pass

Well, you do prefer boys, so....

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INpmqxIKntg

 

Lauren, lower the camera, being dead center in frame looks terrible.  Also, what is that above the door, is it a TV? 

[thegeneral 2,909]

30 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Just like Trump was going to get "smoked" by killary. Good one. 

Liberals are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet. 

Why do you think she changed districts

[thegeneral 2,909]

28 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

gotta side with LC here. Boebert is pretty attractive. getting older sure, but that just looks like a bad picture Honcho posted. She stinks in most ways, but not on looks and bod. 

You guys gotta get out more!

[Engorgeous George 2,127]

On 12/28/2023 at 8:38 AM, Mike Honcho said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INpmqxIKntg

 

Lauren, lower the camera, being dead center in frame looks terrible.  Also, what is that above the door, is it a TV? 

I believe so.  Good catch.  Wierd place to put one.  It must cause neck strain to watch it for more than a minute. 

[seafoam1 2,800]

39 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

You guys gotta get out more!

Coming from a ghey. 

[Engorgeous George 2,127]

I prefer women with cheek bones and a jawline, not to mention well articulate opinions as opposed to parroting the simplest articulations of partisan positions.  That said, in a Donner pass sort of scenario she would do for company before I ate her.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Does Colorado have a whole district full of cvmsluts?

If so, she should be their representative

[thegeneral 2,909]

4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Coming from a ghey. 

You prolly stopped breastfeeding around 15 or so I guess. 

[Engorgeous George 2,127]

5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Does Colorado have a whole district full of cvmsluts?

If so, she should be their representative

We do.  That woul be Diana DeGette's First Congressional District.  The cvmslut vote skews pretty far to the left.  No way Boebert could unseat DeGette.

[Reality 3,096]

Yeah, those saying y'all would pass... 

I've stood in the grocery line, I go to ball games, I go to concerts, I enjoy wings and a few pops at the sports bar. I've seen what most of you have you have to crawl into bed with every night. It ain't pretty.