Lauren Boebert Switching Districts

[OldMaid 2,129]

I’ve always thought she looked slightly inbred.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

19 minutes ago, Reality said:

Yeah, those saying y'all would pass... 

I've stood in the grocery line, I go to ball games, I go to concerts, I enjoy wings and a few pops at the sports bar. I've seen what most of you have you have to crawl into bed with every night. It ain't pretty.

You’re quite a talented troll. Because I agree with your central premise, but also still think you should fock right off  

[seafoam1 2,802]

8 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

You’re quite a talented troll. Because I agree with your central premise, but also still think you should fock right off  

You're a better troll. Congrats. 

[League Champion 1,896]

You're either lying or Gay if you say you wouldn't Doink her! 

I'm not speaking for Liberals, I see what they sleep with. 

[seafoam1 2,802]

1 minute ago, League Champion said:

You're either lying or Gay if you say you wouldn't Doink her! 

I'm not speaking for Liberals, I see what they sleep with. 

They don't like real women. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

9 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

You're a better troll. Congrats. 

I may be an assh0le, but I rarely troll

[seafoam1 2,802]

1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

I may be an assh0le, but I rarely troll

You're just dumb. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,934]

2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I may be an assh0le, but I rarely troll

True. 

[jonmx 2,424]

10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

They don't like real women. 

They do, they just think real women have diicks.  

[seafoam1 2,802]

1 minute ago, jonmx said:

They do, they just think real women have diicks.  

Oh yeah. I forgot they think men are their female obsessions and dreams. 

[The Real timschochet 6,421]

Once again I can tell that most of you guys don’t live in California. If you did you would not regard Boebert as a 6 even. In this state she’s more like a 2 or 3. 
 

But I guess whatever freezing dull conservative area most of you losers spend your time in, Lauren is highly desirable. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

2 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Once again I can tell that most of you guys don’t live in California. If you did you would not regard Boebert as a 6 even. In this state she’s more like a 2 or 3. 
 

But I guess whatever freezing dull conservative area most of you losers spend your time in, Lauren is highly desirable. 

I resemble that remark!

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

3 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Pass

Check the pic in that link---other than the fake cans, she's not attractive. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

But I disagree, she’s got a sexy little body and those tatas are a ten. They should be, since they’re fake, but at least she had a good plastic surgeon, and that’s impressive since she came from the trailer park.

I do agree she looks half-inbred at times, but she is a hardcore conservative, or at least pretends to be one, so you do have to make some allowances

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

If liberals can switch genders republicans can switch districts 

[Strike 5,186]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

Once again I can tell that most of you guys don’t live in California. If you did you would not regard Boebert as a 6 even. In this state she’s more like a 2 or 3. 
 

But I guess whatever freezing dull conservative area most of you losers spend your time in, Lauren is highly desirable. 

You're full of crap.  I grew up there.  CA has CBF's just like the rest of the U.S.  Then there is the fact that you've admitted that both you and your SO have had weight issues.  I normally don't bring people's spouses In to discussions here but given I'm only repeating what you have posted, and the subject at hand, it seems reasonable in this context.  Maybe sit one out for once???

[League Champion 1,896]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

Once again I can tell that most of you guys don’t live in California. If you did you would not regard Boebert as a 6 even. In this state she’s more like a 2 or 3. 

I've spent a lot of time in California. All I seen was fake, plastic bimbos and fat Pale blue haired, hairy liberal Women. 

I was hardly impressed. 

 

[squistion 1,952]

 

[League Champion 1,896]

Nobody said she was smart. (.)(.)

[squistion 1,952]

Boebert is apparently keeping the campaign contributions she was given in her original district. That is not illegal, but it does seem unethical as some former constituents may not have donated to her campaign if they had known she would no longer be representing them. 

[Strike 5,186]

4 minutes ago, squistion said:

Boebert is apparently keeping the campaign contributions she was given in her original district. That is not illegal, but it does seem unethical as some former constituents may not have donated to her campaign if they had known she would no longer be representing them. 

ROFLMAO.  Didnt see you raise this objection last time when her opponent was funded by 90%+ national money and probably will be again in the district she's leaving.  Where was your concern about the money that Dem got from people he/she wouldn't be representing?

[thegeneral 2,909]

38 minutes ago, League Champion said:

I've spent a lot of time in California. All I seen was fake, plastic bimbos and fat Pale blue haired, hairy liberal Women. 

I was hardly impressed. 

 

Boebert without the spray tan and painted up.

She’s very mediocre. 

[League Champion 1,896]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Boebert without the spray tan and painted up.

She’s very mediocre. 

I love that she's batshizz crazy, that's a party in bed

[thegeneral 2,909]

1 minute ago, League Champion said:

I love that she's batshizz crazy, that's a party in bed

Take her to the Phantom of the Opera  and find out 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,833]

5 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Boebert without the spray tan and painted up.

She’s very mediocre. 

I'm going to need to see a FULL body profile before I make any kind of determination.

Also, most women nowadays cake the makeup on so much that men are getting bait-and-switched when that sh#t comes off.

[League Champion 1,896]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

going to need to see a FULL body profile before I make any kind of determination

She's got a kick ass body. The General is hating. Remember, he's attracted to Liberal Women. If there is such a thing anymore 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,833]

2 minutes ago, League Champion said:

She's got a kick ass body. The General is hating. Remember, he's attracted to Liberal Women. If there is such a thing anymore 

Oh, so he likes penises.  Didn't know that.  I thought he was straight.  

[League Champion 1,896]

Look at those knocks and the hot Librarian look. 

 

 

[squistion 1,952]

17 minutes ago, Strike said:

ROFLMAO.  Didnt see you raise this objection last time when her opponent was funded by 90%+ national money and probably will be again in the district she's leaving.  Where was your concern about the money that Dem got from people he/she wouldn't be representing?

The difference is the money raised against her last time was from those who knew what district she would be representing when they donated. Again, there are probably folks in the district she is currently representing who donated to her reelection because she thought that she would be continuing to represent their interests (not those of constitutions in another district).

[League Champion 1,896]

 

[thegeneral 2,909]

16 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I'm going to need to see a FULL body profile before I make any kind of determination.

Also, most women nowadays cake the makeup on so much that men are getting bait-and-switched when that sh#t comes off.

I’m guessing the four kids have done a bit of damage. Loose like sleeve of wizard.

[League Champion 1,896]

5 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I’m guessing the four kids have done a bit of damage

Toxic Masculinity 

[thegeneral 2,909]

Weekend late night/early morn fill in on C Tier cable news channel. At best

She struggles with the talking and reading part so even that is a stretch

[Fnord 2,051]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

You're full of crap.  I grew up there.  CA has CBF's just like the rest of the U.S.  Then there is the fact that you've admitted that both you and your SO have had weight issues.  I normally don't bring people's spouses In to discussions here but given I'm only repeating what you have posted, and the subject at hand, it seems reasonable in this context.  Maybe sit one out for once???

Where the fuk were you living? Tim is correct about his corner of CA. The coastal cities have the highest per capita numbers of hot women anywhere on the planet, especially around LA and SD, where the beaches are. Where he's wrong is including the entire state in that assessment. The women in places like Sockton, San Bernardino, or Redding are pretty much the same as anywhere else.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

47 minutes ago, Strike said:

ROFLMAO.  Didnt see you raise this objection last time when her opponent was funded by 90%+ national money and probably will be again in the district she's leaving.  Where was your concern about the money that Dem got from people he/she wouldn't be representing?

They knew that person wouldn’t be representing them when they donated, dumb dumb

[League Champion 1,896]

13 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Weekend late night/early morn fill in on C Tier cable news channel. At best

She struggles with the talking and reading part so even that is a stretch

But this is what your dealing with??? 

 

 

[thegeneral 2,909]

6 minutes ago, League Champion said:

But this is what your dealing with??? 

 

 

If you want me to start spamming the board with toothless yetis from MAGA pep rallies I could do that

Let’s keep it on this middling 6 Boebert broad who can paint herself up and look good when standing next to a bunch of grandmas.

[League Champion 1,896]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

who can paint herself up and look good when standing next to a bunch of grandmas.

Look at the Glorious Knocks! 

If she were Liberal she'd be a 10 

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

1 hour ago, League Champion said:

I love that she's batshizz crazy, that's a party in bed

this woman is available for conjugal visits.  Might want to check her for a shank though...but she checks the boxes, cute and batshizz crazy.

 

 

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

They knew that person wouldn’t be representing them when they donated, dumb dumb

If you are waiting for a response from Strike after this, I hope you like the sound of: