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Latest right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is a government asset

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Any truth to the rumor I am starting right now that Taylor will do a HALO jump from her jet into the stafium through a newly constructed hole in the roof right before kickoff and that she will be given a jet pack to fly directly to her suite so she does not have to move through the unwashed masses, in this case unwashed glitterrati since the masses are not really welcome. 

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9 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

Well I’m not a Christian but based on my understanding of the New Testament I do believe that Jesus would strongly approve and cheer on the ultimate woke sanctuary city, San Francisco. So you may be right about this. 

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Can it rightly be called a new testiment when there has been a subsequent testiment to the Mormons.  Shouldn't we call them Jewish testiments, Newish testiments, and Foolish testiments.

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44 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

Righties: can’t we just keep football to being about football?

Also righties:  Go team Jesus!  

 

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1 minute ago, The Psychic Observer said:

Is Purdy dating Jesus?  I don't get it.

No, but she's cute 

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25 minutes ago, The Psychic Observer said:

Is Purdy dating Jesus?  I don't get it.

Basically

 

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Did Jessie and Fox give us a follow up on this? I’d expect they’d have cracked the case by now.

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1 minute ago, The Psychic Observer said:

:lol:

Better than the pedo you know and love.

 

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Kelce proved to be the Liberal cry baby Pvssy that he is. Crying on the sidelines and pushing Andy Reid like a baby who didn't get his bottle. It would only make sense that Taylor Swift would love him, he's a submissive Gimp Cuck. 

He's a Gimp Cuck. 

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3 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Kelce proved to be the Liberal cry baby Pvssy that he is. Crying on the sidelines and pushing Andy Reid like a baby who didn't get his bottle. It would only make sense that Taylor Swift would love him, he's a submissive Gimp Cuck. 

He's a Gimp Cuck. 

Yeah he’s not an alpha like Donald Trump. 

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27 minutes ago, Dozer FBG said:

Great night for the deep state! Great job everyone…

Check out this fhag. 

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28 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Yeah he’s not an alpha like Donald Trump. 

Correct. He's not. 

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5 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Yeah he’s not an alpha like Donald Trump. 

Definitely not, he's a Gimp Cuck. 

His Brother is the dominant male in that family. 

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I'm just now opening this stupid thread for the first time, not because I give a rip about Travis and Taylor, but because I'm curious how such a stupid thing could get to seven pages...  

.... it's embarrassing to post here. I kan feel myself getting dummer. I thinck I cot the stoopids.

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55 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I'm just now opening this stupid thread for the first time, not because I give a rip about Travis and Taylor, but because I'm curious how such a stupid thing could get to seven pages...  

.... it's embarrassing to post here. I kan feel myself getting dummer. I thinck I cot the stoopids.

Well unfortunately this theory was picked up by several big-name right wing “influencers”…

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

I'm just now opening this stupid thread for the first time, not because I give a rip about Travis and Taylor, but because I'm curious how such a stupid thing could get to seven pages...  

.... it's embarrassing to post here. I kan feel myself getting dummer. I thinck I cot the stoopids.

What I love about the GC is that usually stupid only goes to 10, but here we go to eleven.  

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Appears it’s mostly libtards and a crackpot posting about this.  

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4 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

The new claim seems to be that Kelce isn’t actually vaccinated

Of course he is, he's a Libtard. 

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2 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Of course he is, he's a Libtard. 

190k followers

 

 

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1 minute ago, TimHauck said:

190k followers

 

 

Except he's a Pedocrat. He believes in that crap. There's no doubt in my mind that he's over vaxxed. He's probably 10+ shots deep. 

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2 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Except he's a Pedocrat. He believes in that crap. There's no doubt in my mind that he's over vaxxed. He's probably 10+ shots deep. 

Travis Kelce is a pedophile now?  WTF is wrong with Maga?  Jeebus.

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Just now, The Psychic Observer said:

Travis Kelce is a pedophile now?  WTF is wrong with Maga?  Jeebus.

No, he's a Pedocrat.

That just means he supports a Pedo, Kid Touching President. Like yourself 😀

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