Egg sammich. Meat.

[TommyGavin 790]

Whole family has a different preference- me - I am a ham guy. Going out now to buy breakfast because I’m to lazy to cook and the deli is one block away. 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Sausage (patties or links), bacon, ham are all excellent.  Lox is also damn good when I am in ther mood.  Steak and eggs remains the gold standard while chicken and waffles has its place, primarily because waffles.  As a kid, in the summer I use to fire up the grill before going for a run.  When I got back it was ready to go.  I'd throw on some pork chops, run down to the lake to swim a few hundred yards by way of washing off the sweat, return to the grill, flip those pork chops, do my pushups and pull ups and then eat four pork chops for breakfast along with a cantalope and some Grape Nuts covered in a bit of plain unsweetened yogurt.  That would tide me through while I rode my bike 15 miles into work where I could grab an employee meal.  Those employee meals was where I was first introduced to lox.

[5-Points 3,558]

Fried egg sammich? Bacon on the side.

Egg on a biscuit? Jimmy Dean sausage patty and slice of cheese. 

[jerryskids 6,812]

Gun to head, I'll pick bacon.  But I love me a Denny's Moon over My Hammy, and I also love me some biscuits and gravy with sausage mixed in and an egg or two on top.

Also funny that this topic was posted, because we just came back from brunch with friends, and I had this heart attack on a plate:

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Crazy Clucker

Biscuit / house fried chicken thigh/ fried egg / homemade sausage gravy / chicken fried bacon / American cheese / drizzled with honey / choice of potato

https://brunchsnobrestaurant.com/menu

It always has a big slab of chicken; it's about 5 inches high as well.   

[BeenHereBefore 1,532]

I been eating them every night the last couple weeks, Heck egg is enough protein and filling it don't really need meat. I do like a nice piece of cheese on it with sour dough toast.

[seafoam1 3,050]

5 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I been eating them every night the last couple weeks, Heck egg is enough protein and filling it don't really need meat. I do like a nice piece of cheese on it with sour dough toast.

1 egg is 6 grams of protien. Best to add the meat to it.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,447]

 I like sausage on my sausage. Next time you make baked beans for breakfast , add Jimmy Deans ground sausage.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,472]

8 hours ago, TommyGavin said:

Whole family has a different preference- me - I am a ham guy. Going out now to buy breakfast because I’m to lazy to cook and the deli is one block away. 

I like ham too. Your mom likes sausage.  She’s a slut.  

[BeenHereBefore 1,532]

10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

1 egg is 6 grams of protien. Best to add the meat to it.

Yea and I use about a egg and half + cheese and higher quality bread with more protein but yea adding meat doesn't hurt either.

[WhiteWonder 2,745]

From a legit Jersey diner I’ll take bacon egg and cheese on a roll, SPK. 
i do also like the sausage egg McMuffin

making something at home I’ll usually do a sausage patty or link cut in half with egg and cheese on an everything bagel….. orrr I do enjoy spam because I’m a salt addict but I Havnt had any on hand in a while. 

[HellToupee 1,786]

Sausage & cheese , hold the egg

[edjr 6,602]

Bacon is the answer

[seafoam1 3,050]

3 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

From a legit Jersey diner I’ll take bacon egg and cheese on a roll, SPK. 
i do also like the sausage egg McMuffin

making something at home I’ll usually do a sausage patty or link cut in half with egg and cheese on an everything bagel….. orrr I do enjoy spam because I’m a salt addict but I Havnt had any on hand in a while. 

New Jersey diners are glorified shltholes. They make no food better than any diners in the US. In fact, they are below average. 

[Cdub100 3,923]

Ham

Bacon

Sasuage

[TommyGavin 790]

14 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I like ham too. Your mom likes sausage.  She’s a slut.  

She said your cocktail wiener doesn’t even penetrate- loser. 

[TommyGavin 790]

13 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

From a legit Jersey diner I’ll take bacon egg and cheese on a roll, SPK. 
i do also like the sausage egg McMuffin

making something at home I’ll usually do a sausage patty or link cut in half with egg and cheese on an everything bagel….. orrr I do enjoy spam because I’m a salt addict but I Havnt had any on hand in a while. 

No pork roll ??

[WhiteWonder 2,745]

1 hour ago, TommyGavin said:

No pork roll ??

apologies. I like pork roll (i call it taylor ham) in any situation, it's just not beating out bacon. 

at home I will probably do taylor ham as often as I do sausage though.  I've become too lazy to cook bacon at home  even with my preferred baking method. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,472]

1 hour ago, TommyGavin said:

She said your cocktail wiener doesn’t even penetrate- loser. 

That’s her problem. 

[TommyGavin 790]

55 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

That’s her problem. 

Says the millimeter monster. 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Bacon and sausage are good, but ham is almost always the wrong answer 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Just had a sammich with turkey bacon, cheese, egg and a dash of pepper on a Hawaiian bun.

It was awesome.

[BeenHereBefore 1,532]

1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Just had a sammich with turkey bacon, cheese, egg and a dash of pepper on a Hawaiian bun.

It was awesome.

Sounds a little dry.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Sounds a little dry.

Not when the yolk hits the bun.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,472]

There’s no such thing as Turkey bacon. It’s just Turkey. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,532]

14 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Not when the yolk hits the bun.

Okay and didn't know what way they was cooked.

[seafoam1 3,050]

5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

There’s no such thing as Turkey bacon. It’s just Turkey. 

Kind if like "transgender". 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

There’s no such thing as Turkey bacon. It’s just Turkey. 

How many bottles of dumbass have you had today?

It's literally says "turkey bacon" on the package.

The "bacon" part indicates the preparation, meaning it's dry cured. 

It's the same way with jerky, sausaged and pickled products.

Beef jerky is beef jerky, not beef. Deer sausage is deer sausage, not just sausage. There is a wide variety of jerky products.

What an idiot.

Let me refresh you on a couple of other things:

1.) Juneteenth is in June.

2.) Tanks can be transported via aircraft.

[seafoam1 3,050]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

How many bottles of dumbass have you had today?

It's literally says "turkey bacon" on the package.

 

And trannies call themselves a different sex than what they were born as. And you support that. 

[5-Points 3,558]

18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

There’s no such thing as Turkey bacon. It’s just Turkey. 

Zackly. It's a supossed healthy substitute for the good stuff. And it sucks. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,472]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

How many bottles of dumbass have you had today?

It's literally says "turkey bacon" on the package.

The "bacon" part indicates the preparation, meaning it's dry cured. 

It's the same way with jerky, sausaged and pickled products.

Beef jerky is beef jerky, not beef. Deer sausage is deer sausage, not just sausage. There is a wide variety of jerky products.

What an idiot.

Let me refresh you on a couple of other things:

1.) Juneteenth is in June.

2.) Tanks can be transported via aircraft.

Nope. Bacon is from specific areas on the pig. Turkey “bacon” is just Turkey meat. Sorry you fell for a marketing ploy. 

[seafoam1 3,050]

2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Zackly. It's a supossed healthy substitute for the good stuff. And it sucks. 

If you aren't supposed to eat bacon don't eat it. But, if you do, eat actual bacon. 

I'm in my 50's and I don't eat that shlt daily, but when I do, I eat real bacon. Once a week maybe. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Troubadoosh wants a hamburger and goes to a restaurant.

When the waitress asks what he wants, he mutters "beef" as drool runs down his chin and drips onto his floor-dragging knuckles.

[5-Points 3,558]

2 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

If you aren't supposed to eat bacon don't eat it. But, if you do, eat actual bacon. 

I'm in my 50's and I don't eat that shlt daily, but when I do, I eat real bacon. Once a week maybe. 

I don't want to live in a world where I can't eat bacon. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,472]

7 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Troubadoosh wants a hamburger and goes to a restaurant.

When the waitress asks what he wants, he mutters "beef" as drool runs down his chin and drips onto his floor-dragging knuckles.

I don’t think I have ever ordered a hamburger in my life. Only puzzies order hamburgers. 

[seafoam1 3,050]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

I don't want to live in a world where I can't eat bacon. 

Can you even imagine being a Vegan? I've worked with East Indian folks for over 20 years and only met one that loved McDonalds. The rest, no meat whatsoever. 

[5-Points 3,558]

4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Can you even imagine being a Vegan? I've worked with East Indian folks for over 20 years and only met one that loved McDonalds. The rest, no meat whatsoever. 

It's not natural. We're omnivores. 

[seafoam1 3,050]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

It's not natural. We're omnivores. 

I don't get why the food chain of meat eaters is such a terrible thing. And have tried an East Indian dessert? 100% sugar and milk ir some milk substitute or something. So gross and they are so proud of it. 

[avoiding injuries 1,589]

Hung over- sausage 

Sober- ham

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

12 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I don’t think I have ever ordered a hamburger in my life. Only puzzies order hamburgers. 

While bacon does come from a certain part of a pig, like ribeye comes from a certain part of a cow, biologically those areas of those animals' bodies aren't called "bacon" and "ribeye," respectively. 

It's the way the meat is prepared that makes it bacon. 

Dry curing makes meat bacon. I suppose you could have chicken bacon, beef bacon, deer bacon, nutria bacon or whatever. 

And what kind of man has never eaten a hamburger?

[BeenHereBefore 1,532]

6 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

While bacon does come from a certain part of a pig, like ribeye comes from a certain part of a cow, biologically those areas of those animals' bodies aren't called "bacon" and "ribeye," respectively. 

It's the way the meat is prepared that makes it bacon. 

Dry curing makes meat bacon. I suppose you could have chicken bacon, beef bacon, deer bacon, nutria bacon or whatever. 

And what kind of man has never eaten a hamburger?

Yea going out for a burger and fries is all American and manly. Doesn't have to be steak everytime.